the baby ate my dingo!!!

[girl germs]

sarcasm or irony?

OR BOTH?

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"i can smell soap. i can <a href="http://www.vforvendettarocks.org/v4vnav.html">add and divide</a>. i can reduce to <a href="http://www.vforvendettarocks.org/v4vnav.html">fundamental claims</a>. so it doesn't make sense to talk about chairs."</b></font></p>

[JustJon]

man bites dog?

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon.jpg">

[Pootertoot]

You just stole this from my dead baby joke in the "Are You Ready To Laugh?" forum.

I had faith in your abilities, Ms. Germs...but now...

<img src="http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/gotballoon2.gif">

[girl germs]

hmmm, that's a coincidence because i never actually looked in the dead baby jokes thread before posting this. funny.

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"i can smell soap. i can <a href="http://www.vforvendettarocks.org/v4vnav.html">add and divide</a>. i can reduce to <a href="http://www.vforvendettarocks.org/v4vnav.html">fundamental claims</a>. so it doesn't make sense to talk about chairs."</b></font></p>

[HordeKing1]

GIRLGERMS - I've been seeing this tag line of yours for a while and I am overcome by curiosity.

If you can "smell soap" it's clear that it wasn't completely washed off your body. Why not stand under the shower for an extra minute or two?

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hking

[The Blowhard]

HK, Girl Germs is not of this Earth.;)

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[Pootertoot]

Girl Germs=Johnny Five.

Los Locos kick your butt. Los Locos kick your face. Los Locos kick your butt into outer space!

<img src="http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/gotballoon2.gif">

[sunndoggy8]

Could it really be true?!
"Number Five...is Alive...so No Disassemble!!" :)


<IMG SRC="http://sunndoggy8.homestead.com/files/johnnyfivebmp.jpg" width=202 height=300>

~~~~"A witty saying proves nothing."-Voltaire~~~~

[girl germs]

oh my god sunndoggy! where did you get my picture? i feel so embarrassed. so violated. so used.

oh god...look at my thighs!

somebody...please delete this thread. thank you.

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"if you are for capital punishment then <a href="http://www.rtmark.com/cards/">these</a> are the right greeting cards for you!"</b></font></p>

[The Blowhard]

Sexy pic Germs. Where do you stick the dildo?;)

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[Pootertoot]

I discussed sex with Johnny 5 with Mr. Sunndoggy, and we decided that any penetration would have to take place in the shoulder mounted cannon.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/pennywise.gif">

[sunndoggy8]

oh my god sunndoggy! where did you get my picture? i feel so embarrassed. so violated. so used

I got it from our mutual friend Steve Guttenberg. ;) And don't worry about your thighs...and just so you know, treads of any kind are sexy.

Me and Pooter talked about how Girl Germs has that one hand that has different tools on it too...screwdriver, drill, etc. Imagine the possibilities! :)

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~~~~"A witty saying proves nothing."-Voltaire~~~~

[JustJon]

Who made Steve Guttenberg a star? We did!

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon.jpg">

[skullcrush]

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKIN ME THIRSTY!

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

[girl germs]

<i>"Where do you stick the dildo?"</i>

heckler, the dildo goes in the no-no spot. i thought everybody knew that.

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"who's got the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">crack</a>?"</b></font></p>

[The Blowhard]

COME BACK GERMS!

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/hoodsAnimation.gif>
"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"