I'm Warning You All...

[Gvac]

If one more S.O.B. says to me "Hot enough for ya?" or "It's not the heat, it's the humidity", I'll snap their neck.

This weather makes me nasty as cat shit.

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[Zipgun]

"Dumb enough for ya?"

"It's not the heat, it's the stupidity"

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[A.J.]

Blame it on global warning and start screaming "Algore was right!!!"

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[Bill From Yorktown]

get a copy of the Dennis Leary "Asshole Song" off of no cure for cancer.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"It's not the heat, it's the stupidity"


I just found my new screensaver for work.

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Do you have the time/ To listen to me whine/ About nothing and everything all at once/ I am one of those/ Melodramatic fools/ Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

[Fallon]

Hey Greg, it's hot enough to fry an egg.

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[Michael Fury]

I'd like to see "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" replaced by a simple, desperate "Water".




Pray for Mojo.

[jestah]

My personal favorite:

"But it's a dry heat"

yeah, so is my oven asshole. But you don't see me sitting in that

[Pootertoot]

How much would it cost to Air Condition an entire city?

Maybe we need to move New York to the next level:

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[Michael Fury]

How much would it cost to Air Condition an entire city?

New Yorkers would still complain. I can just see the NY POST headline: "Air conditioner lowers temperatures to a chilly 97 degrees".

On the plus side, to save water in this drought, everyone could brush their teeth using air conditioner drippings.





Pray for Mojo.

[Death Metal Moe]

Yes, that is annoying. It's like "Thanks Captian Obvious. Would you like a nice cool kick to the groin? Here you are."

I came home last night, and stepped out of my car to realize that at 11PM in north Jersey, it was STILL about 80 degrees with humidity. Fuck this.

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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[Aggie]

You guys are all wussies. Try living in Texas.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!

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This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on
September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry

[F1Gm3nT]

Aggie.... Try living in Ecuador

"man fears darkness, so he scrapes away at it's edges with fire."
- Rei Ayanami
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[Tenbatsuzen]

The flipside of that:

"It's a DRY heat." - Arizona.



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[Captain Rooster]

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all yo clothes!"

"I am...getting...so hot...I wa'n take my clothes off!"

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[blakjeezis]

Gvac, is it hot enough for ya, eh?
How 'bout it though. This heat huh? How 'bout it?
Is it hot enough?

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White people are so scared of blakjeezis

[blakjeezis]

Gvac, is it hot enough for ya, eh?
How 'bout it though. This heat huh? How 'bout it?
Is it hot enough?

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White people are so scared of blakjeezis

[EffMeBoobs]

Every one of my patients the last two days has said the same exact thing when they walk into the room, "Hot day out there!" Greggie I'm ready to snap some necks and break some balls right with ya!


Oh and you have to feel bad for lightening bugs, they have to light their little ass up in hopes for some lovin' even in the heat of the night.

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[erole]

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

That made my day.
Get this. This grandfather came to school today and had the old balls to tell me he's seen hotter days in "his time."
You know, the whole - "In my day we didn't have this electronic mail. We had bearded horse carriers, who smelled, and rode on horses with only three legs. They'd take our mail through crazy indian lands. We didn't even have stamps. We'd have to kill our own horses to make glue. So we could stick pennys directly onto the paper."
This guy can't pull that crap with the heat. Shit. It was his cigar smoking that contributed to the Ozone hole and his cranky black cancer in the first place. "This is nuttin' Sonny Jim. In my day we had hotter weather. We had to... ..."
"No you didn't you old fart! Shut up, or I'll turn on the microwave to short out your pace maker, jackass. This is my damn heat. We own this fucker. Take your 90 degree high days and shove them up your colostemy bag. I got 105 degree bitches to deal with. Go play Bingo in the room with the air conditioning you never had. Shit head."

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~PSS member
~shorten Christy's vacation
~On the Tenatious C crush list

[Aggie]

This guy can't pull that crap with the heat. Shit. It was his cigar smoking that contributed to the Ozone hole and his cranky black cancer in the first place. "This is nuttin' Sonny Jim. In my day we had hotter weather. We had to... ..."
"No you didn't you old fart! Shut up, or I'll turn on the microwave to short out your pace maker, jackass. This is my damn heat. We own this fucker. Take your 90 degree high days and shove them up your colostemy bag. I got 105 degree bitches to deal with. Go play Bingo in the room with the air conditioning you never had. Shit head."
Erole-I think those kindergarteners are stressin you out a little too much! You need to relieve some stress. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!

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This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on
September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry

[erole]

Hmmm...a road trip to texas for some stress relief.
Will a woman who is hotter than this weather help me out? ;-)

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~It's all about Aggie
~PSS member
~shorten Christy's vacation
~On the Tenatious C crush list

[legroommusic]

Here's where the tension comes in for the next big ass night of fights.

Hot enough for ya?

They're not all gems

[Aggie]

Hmmm...a road trip to texas for some stress relief.
Will a woman who is hotter than this weather help me out?
Of course! And I'll wear blue just for you. *wink*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!

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This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on
September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry

[Dudeman]

i just want to remind everyone to
stay well hydrated and drink
plenty of fluids


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thanks wwfallon!

[erole]

I would like to remind everyone that if you give birth to a baby on blacktop today, it will fry like an egg.

why discussions with craig make me think of stuff like this...i'll never know.

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~It's all about Aggie
~PSS member
~shorten Christy's vacation
~On the Tenatious C crush list