Ron And Fez Haiku

[Carter]

Ok i got this idea from the one
and only Al Dukes Fan (if you
dont know him he's hilarious)
Post your Ron and Fez Haiku
here. If you dont know what
haiku is, its a three line poem
with the first line being five
syllables, the second line being
7, and the last being 5. So go
crazy! here's mine

Ron Fez Rock The House
Making My Summer Better
Can't Live Without Them


<img src="http://www.easytab.com/images/sig.gif">
<br>-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--

[blakjeezis]

Lunchtime laughs for me?
Are Don and Mike on the air?
No, it's Ron and Fez.

<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/bully.jpg>
White people are so scared of blakjeezis

[erole]

Monday through Friday
From seven to eleven
One oh two seven


I'm such a marketing genius.

<IMG SRC="http://members.hometown.aol.com/iamerole/myhomepage/pimpsig.jpg">
~It's all about Aggie
~PSS member
~shorten Christy's vacation
~On the Tenatious C crush list

[Death Metal Moe]

You guys listen to
Too many lame Budweiser
Commercials buddies

EVIL REIGNS!!!

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/Hate_OJ.gif>

www.unhallowed.com

[ChrisTheCop]

From Pinellis Park
where Mother and Bobo live
Fezatorial.


<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/christhecop.gif"> Sigpic by cheezeemee

[ADF]

Many lonely nights
I listen to Ron and Fez
And then I wank it

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

[grlNIN]

Dukes has bowed out
it dont make him a bad person
Rory is now the bname we shout

is this a haiku???

I am The Fragile
<img src="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetgrlnin.jpg">
~Coven Member~Violent Echo...cover your ears~

i got my head, but my head is unraveling
can't keep control, can't keep track of where it's traveling
i got my heart but my heart is no good
and you're the only one that's understood

i come along but i don't know where you're taking me
i shouldn't go but you're reaching, dragging, shaking me
turn off the sun, pull the stars from the sky
the more i give to you, the more i die

[Arienette]

one for us:

big ass card holders
midday and night time callers
ron and fez fans rock

http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[TheMojoPin]

Dot.com days are gone
"New" does not make a "best of"
I drink my own pee

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

[Ryan the Great]

Dukes has bowed out
it dont make him a bad person
Rory is now the bname we shout

is this a haiku???

no, haiku's are 5-7-5, yours is, 4-8-8. Its still good tho.

I hate tape delay
i still listen to them live
thanks to DC Reed

FAQ RULES!
<IMG SRC="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/unseenriot/myhomepage/sheep.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US">

I will not die! I will not kill! I will not be your slave! I will not fight your battles! I will not die on your battlefields! I will not fight for your wealth! I am not a fighter! I am a human being!
- Anti-Flag


peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great


This message was edited by Ryan the Great on 7-7-02 @ 10:42 PM

[Katylina]

The Five Commandments
See what I put in it at...
Over The Limit



(.com!) heheh such a plug whore

http://www.mrhatshellhole.com/kat.jpg

<a href="http://www.overthelimit.com" target=_new>Over the Limit</a>

[erole]

Tired, heavy day frown
They speak, and lighten my load
Smile, before I sleep

<IMG SRC="http://members.hometown.aol.com/iamerole/myhomepage/pimpsig.jpg">
~It's all about Aggie
~PSS member
~shorten Christy's vacation
~On the Tenatious C crush list

[FUNKMAN]

Ron And Fez Will Say
It Really Doesn't Matter
If You're Straight Or Gay

<img src="http://www.markfarner.com/2001tour/ribfest8_small.jpg">

[The Blowhard]

haiku really sucks
Damn Japs ruin everything
I like poems that rhyme :)

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[ChrisTheCop]

Okay Heck, this one sucks AND rhymes...
The Ron and Fez show
the future of radio
all the others blow.


<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/christhecop.gif"> Sigpic by cheezeemee

[The Blowhard]

Chris is on the job
Bleeding hearts don't like Police
I say shoot to kill

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[ChrisTheCop]

Heckler needs a show
to voice opinions like that
I would sure tune in.


<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/christhecop.gif"> Sigpic by cheezeemee

[The Blowhard]

thank you Chris The Cop
you guys really need a raise
The streets are evil

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[ChrisTheCop]

Dont f-ck with (the) Heck
that is what his sigpic said
now it's mister hand.


<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/christhecop.gif"> Sigpic by cheezeemee

[Arienette]

ok i went a little haiku happy...

battle of the bands
cruel circus with all the freaks
big ass night of fights

ronnie always says
desser is part of the meal
and now i'm starving

play grape, ape, or tape
and you need unique new york
ron and fez host games

ron and fez babies
way back in the late night days
dot commandos, too

who is on the phones?
he's drunk and falls up the stairs
fez calls "staples, now!"

time for oscar blurbs
how's your big fat wife, paulo?
thug life, ge ge ge

i've got a fever
and the only prescription
is some more cowbell

a strong foundation
pyramid of comedy
who will be on top?

kenny and iris
andre is afraid of snakes
interviews are fun

fezzie's fiance
somewhere in niagra falls
fictional at best

http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[A.J.]

I like Ron and Fez
WJFK sucks
Tape delay is bad

<IMG SRC="http://norraccm.freeservers.com/images/rnf_ajindc_01.jpg"><br> ® Made By Christy ¯

[Michael Fury]

Fasten seatbelts tight
Billy Staples fucked up again
Rehab one more time.




Pray for Mojo.

[Spoil-Sport]

Fezatorial
Pinellas Park Florida
Bobo bangs Mama <P>



This message was edited by nunz21 on 7-8-02 @ 9:50 AM

[blakjeezis]

Big-Ass Simulcast
Ozzie's fucked up fam'ly. I
must watch and listen

<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/bully.jpg>
White people are so scared of blakjeezis

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-8-02 @ 5:53 PM

[ChrisTheCop]

We dont need Opie
for a funny AFRo show
Ant, and Ron, and Fez.


<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/christhecop.gif"> Sigpic by cheezeemee

[SatCam]

Heres my attempt! <P>
Friday nights kick ass<BR> Weekday afternoons kick ass<BR>
Tune in now asshole! <P>Signature Underconstruction!



This message was edited by SateliteCam on 7-8-02 @ 7:23 PM

[Justice4all]

Red Sand between my toes
A vacation in outer space..
Whoops...that was the martian Haiku
Ok...here we go
The Mid-day Saviours
And when the stars appear
Old friends come alive

Or how about...
Big Ass Night of Fights
The Cruel Circus comes Alive
Ron and Fez running the asylum.

I NEVER suffer from insanity...I love EVERY minute of it

[TheMojoPin]

Opie is bitter
His birthday must be lonely
He's worse than Hitler

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

[seagullbeagle]

ron fez off all week
I will put on some music
until they come back

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/deviantari/images/rfnetseagullbeagle.jpg">

"Preserverance Against All Opposition,Crushing All Limitations, Pure Strength Through Solitude,Discipline, and Determination"HATEBREED

[Rev]

FoundryMusic Jeff,
is a kick ass webmaster.
RonFez.net rules!

xoxoxo,
Rev http://www.intodarkness.com

<IMG SRC="http://www.morphinebaby.com/stjames/ronfezsigpic02.gif">

This message was edited by Rev on 7-9-02 @ 9:35 AM

[JustJon]

Heckler gets own show
I start messageboard for him
I replace Carter

:)

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon5.jpg">

[TheMojoPin]

Too many haikus
There's ass-kissing in the air
What a daisy-chain

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

[blakjeezis]

A week of best of's.
If it's the best, why's Billy
always on the air?

<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/bully.jpg>
White people are so scared of blakjeezis

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-9-02 @ 3:40 PM

[Patches]

Listening all night

Don't make you a bad person

Don and Mike do though.

[Spoil-Sport]

In Niagara Falls
Ontario Canada
Phantom Fiancee <P>



This message was edited by nunz21 on 7-9-02 @ 4:06 PM

[JustJon]

I am a big fan
I love the wacky Ron and Fez
I just can't get enough

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon5.jpg">

[ADF]

Look at all this creative energy I've inspired. I'm a veritable muse.

There's a good haiku

In each member of this board

Please, someone post one

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

[TheMojoPin]

Your idol is dead
Al Dukes Fan will not move on
Whee-whee-whee-boring

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

[The Blowhard]

Heckler gets own show
I start messageboard for him
I replace Carter


JustJon has good taste
Heckler.net would be cool
I just mailed your check :)



<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

I hung with gvac
we had a really good time
wheres my blowup doll?

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

Rooster eats pretzels
he loves to shoot the commies
President Rooster?

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

Pantera had weed
he sold me some top shelf stuff
damn oregano!

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

Jersey Rich is cool
he made my funny sig pic
I gave him my shoes

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

Horde King is so wise
I hear voices in my head
he said kill yourself

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[TheMojoPin]

Mr. Hand is dead
Your zombie-sig pic makes me cry
Dude, that was my skull

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

[blakjeezis]

Heckler had six posts
Haikus for all and sundry
I read, I laughed. Yay!

<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/bully.jpg>
White people are so scared of blakjeezis

[FreeholdBill]

Ron and Fez show rulesthe New York air after darkWe all become part.<P>Fez left his best girlnext to Niagara Fallsnoone has seen her... <P>Al Dukes is not here to be made fun of as queer... a one trick pony. <P>I do miss Joe Poo, Would you not eat your poo too?As part of this show.









This message was edited by FreeholdBill on 7-10-02 @ 12:00 AM

[Rev]

Billy Staples fell...
Sue their fuckin pants off dude!
Then spot me a grand. :/

xoxoxo,
Rev

<IMG SRC="http://www.morphinebaby.com/stjames/ronfezsigpic02.gif">

[Rev]

Repeat after me...
"Al, you got knocked the fuck out!!!"
Doesnt that feel great?! :P

xoxoxo,
Rev

<IMG SRC="http://www.morphinebaby.com/stjames/ronfezsigpic02.gif">

[golfcourseguy]

The shark infested waters,
that surround the Reef,
hold much comedy treasure.

[madman34]

I love Ron and Fez
They really crack me up, man!
I suck at this crap

Damn, that was easier than expected.

DAMIAN

P.O.D

[ADF]

Ron and Fez describe
The comedy pyramid..
I'm at the bottom.

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

[TheMojoPin]

Al Dukes Fan, don't fret
Nice boy from nice family...
Yet not a hooker

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

[The Blowhard]

Sweet Melissa moans
I turn up my stereo
the wall is stucco

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

Lisa Croft is cool
I went and told her she's hot
bless my dental plan

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

Dear Arienette
such a sweet and lovely gal
please stop stalking me

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

Carter goes to Duke
parties and frats and women
I hope he gets some

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

FoundryMusicJeff
seems like an angry young man
but his heart does sing

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

Billy Staples rocks
he managed to fall up stairs
please share the Xanax

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[Arienette]

heckler is the man
wants me for his child bride
but he's my dad's age

http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[The Blowhard]

I have but one love
and this chick, well she knows
time for Viagra

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

I am a post whore
a self proclaimed legend
I need a hobby

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[The Blowhard]

Fallon from Boston
he really loves the Red Sox
they will break his heart


<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[Arienette]

wow... like heckler, i too need a hobby...

justjon, pootertoot
rooster, gvac, pantera
sunndoggy, horde king

carter, effme, jeff
fallon, dan, and of course gwen
mods in two haikus



http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[ADF]

A Reef Regular...
How to make it in one day?
Post like the Heckler.


<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

[TheMojoPin]

A Pervert always
I'm not trying hard enough
Posts fill me with shame

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

[Spoil-Sport]

Joe Poo and Al Dukes

Disappeared from "Ron & Fez"
Live on in Best Of
<P>





This message was edited by nunz21 on 7-11-02 @ 12:18 PM

[Grand Master B]

Ron and Fez Haiku Drunken chicks on Friday night Please bring back Joe Poo <P>

<img src=http://members.aol.com/cue2see/slapnuts.jpg>
Because "I" said so...

[blakjeezis]

This thread is a good
way to increase your post count
Heckler's done a lot.

<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/bully.jpg>
White people are so scared of blakjeezis

[TheMojoPin]

No more Joe Poo here
He's gone off to play artist
Now who is the fag?

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

[blakjeezis]

By copying him,
I'll increase my post count too
Just one at a time

<IMG SRC =http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/bully.jpg>
White people are so scared of blakjeezis

[The Blowhard]

Ron and Fez did well
the ratings are going up
could TV be next?

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Heck.gif>

[ADF]

Al Dukes is gone now
Ron and Fez no longer read
My Instant Feedbacks



<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

[The FezFan]

Alone in my room
Laughing until I'm crying
I need to crap now

[Joe Insight]

tv sucks nuts
I need ron and fez all night
or I'll hang myself

[Mary]

A man in my heart
He's funny and knows much stuff
Hope he knows I care