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Bob D.
05-29-2001, 09:15 AM
i for one wouldnt want to live anywhere else in the world, this is the best country and i dont think any other country can beat it when it comes down to having freedom. if its the land of the free why do you have to pay for everything, food, using the phone, having lights on in your home,...sex.... And the home of the brave ? i dont think so .. if we were brave we wouldnt have watch dogs and home alarms, guns... well thats just my thoughts...

You my not like it... But you will learn to love it !!!!

TomPoo
05-29-2001, 09:40 AM
Our national anthem is that bad when you have real crappy ones out there like Canada's.

That country has nothing going for it.

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---Tom Poo

NYHCmikeX
05-29-2001, 09:53 AM
I dont really like the music to the anthem, but the words make me feel really patriotic, it makes me feel proud to be living in the most kick ass country in the world. As far as the anthem goes, you may not like it but you will learn to love it! or go to canada and eat coffee and donuts at ballgames instead of hot dogs and beer.

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Pootertoot
05-29-2001, 09:57 AM
I'd replace it with the Pefect Strangers theme song.

STANDING TALL...ON THE WINGS OF MY DREAMS!

RISE AND FALL...ON THE WINGS OF MY DREAMS!

THE RAIN AND THUNDER, WIND AND HAZE, WE'RE BOUND FOR BETTER DAYS (wahhhh-wahhhhh)

IT'S MY LIFE, AND MY DREAMS, AND NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME NOW (wah-wah wah-wah-wah-wahwah-wah) do do do do do do DO!

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skullcrush
05-29-2001, 10:51 AM
i will not sit here and have all you commies talk shit about the greatest place to live in the world.i wouldnt wanna be any place else.ok mabie switzerland.yare come to think about it,i wanna come from switzerland.

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

sunndoggy8
05-29-2001, 02:05 PM
I'd replace it with the Pefect Strangers theme song.

I feel like doing the dance of joy as we speak Pooter! You be Balki!

One of my fav. episodes was when Balki found a cure for the common cold, but it had a side affect of making people grow mustaches! Classic! :)

And by the way, is it just me or does Larry Appleton look a lot like the coach of the Knicks(Jeff van Gundy)? :)

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CYYYFYYY
05-29-2001, 02:19 PM
The thing I always find funny
is the flag represents
freedom...... And then people
say you can;t burn the flag.
What makes this country great
is that you can burn the
flag.... (No I have never
burnt a flag) As for ripping
peoples hats off there head
during the anethem is just
plane wrong. Maybe they have
a condition that they need
something on there head.
People just think everyone is
so healthy they don;t think
there may be a reason. A
while back I bit my toungue
and could not talk. Whenever
someone help a door for me I
knew i would get yelled at for
not saying thank you. I
still feel sorry for mutes
they must sweat it out
everytime someone holds a door
open for them. And it was not
just doors it was HORRIBLE!!!
So before you go ripping
peoples hats off there heads
or yelling YOUR WELCOME think
there m


David the Franchize
Let them eat Cake!

The Blowhard
05-29-2001, 03:10 PM
As a Canadian citizen I am deeply troubled by this anti-Canada talk.

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Pootertoot
05-29-2001, 03:39 PM
Does anyone remember how Perfect Strangers ended? I never remember them having a last episode.

I'd like to think Larry snapped and shot Balki after he said "COUSEEN LARRYYYY!" one too many times.

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skullcrush
05-29-2001, 04:16 PM
i think they all went up in the attic,and never came back down.

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

Pootertoot
05-29-2001, 04:23 PM
Sounds like the last Boy Scout Troop I led...

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sunndoggy8
05-29-2001, 06:19 PM
According to this perfect strangers website at http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/6536/, In the series finalle, Balki, Larry, and Jennifer go on a hot air ride with no way to get down... and Jennifer is in labor. Disaster strikes when the sand bags get a leak and one of them has to go over the side and repair it.

I'm thinking that they were able to handle the situation! :) "Don't be ridiculous!" :)

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Pootertoot
05-29-2001, 07:56 PM
I remember that episode now...they had to eat the newborn baby to survive in the chilly air of the high altitude...Balki commented that the baby tasted like his Uncle Balkazar's Goat Kabobs back on Meepos.

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TomPoo
05-30-2001, 04:41 AM
Who would you rather have sex with:

Jennifer
Marryanne
Balki
Larry

*And no Pootertoot, videotaping a four way with all of them tied together; gaged and blindfolded in your basesment dungeon while you run around screaming obsenities in Balki's native language is NOT an option.

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---Tom Poo

Pootertoot
05-30-2001, 07:55 AM
Well, if I can't choose that option, I wouldn't be being truthful.

I guess Balki, just to see what Bronson Pinchot looks like when orgasming, and if he does it in character, it's just a bonus.

The chicks on that show were major Vagina Dentata (the Police's unreleased fourth album)

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skullcrush
05-30-2001, 12:33 PM
Who would you rather have sex with:

Jennifer
Marryanne
Balki
Larry


i got a wild card,mr.twinkeseti

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

sunndoggy8
05-30-2001, 01:38 PM
I pick the mother from Family Matters(a spinoff of Perfect Strangers). She was sassy!

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