Who Made You King?

[The Blowhard]

Are you really royalty?
Why not "Horde Emperor"?
Do you have a crown? Do you have a throne?
Ever tell someone to "kiss your royal ass"?
Ever host a jousting tourney?
Do you have a court jester?
A food taster?
Ever use a guillotine?
Ever Knight anyone?
Please, tell me!


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[Hawiian shirt craig]

the horde made him king. and god, which he
doesn't belive in. maybe he secretly controls the
universe, same as a guy in a hut, on a planet in a
dust cloud in the horse head nebula. maybe...


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[HordeKing1]

1. Of course I'm royalty, just look at my title.

2. Emperor sounds pretentious, while "king" is more publically accesible. It preserves the illusion of democracy.

3. I have a nice crown collection purchased from the Home Shoppers Network. My favorite crown is circumcized.

4. I enjoy sitting on my throne at least daily; more often after spicy meals.

5. I prefer the expression "off with his head" to "kiss my royal ass."

6. Ah the old days of the joust. Such fond memories. Nonetheless, I'm glad computer technology has advanced to the current level of gaming goodness.

7. I have 3 court jesters - my kids.

8. The royal pooch ends up tasting all food that ends up on the floor or counter, or inadvertantly not placed in the Royal vault.

9. I prefer to stay away from all French products.

10. Why, do you know someone deserving?

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[NewYorkDragons80]

7. I have 3 court jesters - my kids.
AWWWWWWWW
Just joshin :)

"No Cross, No Crown."
-William Penn

"Leonardo DiCaprio is an androgynous wimp."
-Senator John McCain