How do I make it stop?

[pinkflamingogirl]

All my dates like to f*** me in the a**... how do I get them to c** on my face?

They say my v** isn't "tight" and I don't understand.

Also, I have this weird burning when I pee.....

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[ChrisTheCop]

Looks like Feistygirl has some competition.

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[Aggie]

how do I get them to c** on my face?
Ask them to c** on your face.

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[ryanwhitestoothbrush]

maybe if your c*** didn't smell like a bag of hot garbage you could get some poor sap to fill it with something other than tobacco juice.

As for shooting his C** on your face, try shaving that moustache just a bit.

[pinkflamingogirl]

oooo, I kind of liked the moustache.... Flavour Saver.... you know? But if you think it'll help.

I get my back hair waxed. One time I used duct tape, but I couldn't pull it off right, and it ripped some skin off. It looked like raw chicken skin flapping in the breeze. But the pain was quite the turn on!!

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[ryanwhitestoothbrush]

a small moustache isn't the problem, it's the bushy one roosting above your upper lip with the chunks of greasy dandruff wedged in it that's the turn-off.

For your back hair, ya might want to think about swabbing it with one of your used potato-sized tamps. The acid in your coppery moat would fry it off.

[pinkflamingogirl]

I see. Good thing I have that box of used ones frementing under my bed. I knew they would come in handy.

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[HordeKing1]

PINKFLAMINGOGIRL - Often a truth is said in jest.

Is this post a brave air of lightness and bravado in the face of insecurity, self doubt and feelings of gender role stress (i.e. being forced to do something you don't want to do), or are you just having fun?

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[Captain Rooster]

Cute. *YAWN

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Is this post a brave air of lightness and bravado in the face of insecurity,
self doubt and feelings of gender role stress (i.e. being forced to do
something you don't want to do), or are you just having fun?


Bravo, Horde King, bravo!!!

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[RF Godfather]

Seems like someone keeps replying to themselves in this thread.
I usually keep my conversations to myself off the board.

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[pinkflamingogirl]

How can I be logged in at the same time, if I'm talking to myself? Do people do that here? Are you really that lame? Do you have 7 computers? Do you still need a pacifier?

OO I forgot to say <<<<<hugs>>>>>> to you all for responding so nice & wanting to help me!

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This message was edited by pinkflamingogirl on 7-10-02 @ 9:44 AM

[RF Godfather]

Jesus... is anyone having a raging headache right now or is it just me?

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[pinkflamingogirl]

My lip is bleeding. But that's normal from how Daddy wakes me up.

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[angrymissy]

wow. you're so shocking. how do you do it.

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[pinkflamingogirl]

Easy really, if you pulled the pacifier out of your face, you'd have a chance. *wave*

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[DarkHippie]

doesn't it hurt when you tuck it in? (even if your pecker's tiny, from what i've heard)

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[angrymissy]

aw i'm scarred now.

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[pinkflamingogirl]

See, I knew you were sexually confused.... even with the word GIRL in my name you still don't know what to do.

Try not to feel to bad about your tiny didget, some tight prude will still let you lay her once a year. If you can find the whole & last long enough to penetrate.

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[fatty]

did anyone see that thread where people are trying to be funny by saying shocking things but it's really just boring and not funny at all?

oh, here it is.

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[Jennitalia]

yeah, fatty, there seems to be a couple of them around here.

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[pinkflamingogirl]

Did your last girlfriend take your sense of humour when she left?

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[DreamWeaver]

I think the " You guys are babies Im a grownup that is so much funnier and cooler than everyone here" bit may be on its way to getting old. It may have some life left though so please, keep at it. Dig it into the ground. Why the fuck not?

And one question....Lets say everyone that posts on RF.NET is a baby. Everyone has a pacifier in their mouth, and craps in their pants and everyone here is extremely untalented and unfunny...Why does that bother you?

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[Jennitalia]

Gina, did i ever tell you that you're my hero?

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[Aggie]

How do I make it stop?
How do WE make it stop?!

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[Jackie Sloan]

Ignore. I love Aggie.

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[DreamWeaver]

Tanks Jennie :)

I gotta say this..I know who all you guys are and I like you all as people and I understand how you hate that this is a lovey dovey happy board. Yeah I dont really like how everyone kisses everyones ass either(actually that doesnt happen so much anymore, people are just friends) but I dont try to cause havoc and clutter the place with incoherent babble. I just let it happen and post where I feel necessary.

And no where on this entire board does it say that this boards members are comedians and are always here for you to make you laugh. Ok so half the people( I'll even give you 3/4s of the people) on this board arent funny, so what? Let them try to be funny, sometimes youre not so funny either believe it or not. And lots of people here do make me laugh out loud.

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[Captain Rooster]

"How do I make it stop?"

Well, I usually yawn first, then I lock the thread.



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