Only in America

[TomPoo]

"Lorene A. Hoehn" wrote:

1. Only in America....
Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America....
Are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

3. Only in America.....
Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy
cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America....
Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......
Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.

6. Only in America......
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our
useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......
Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting
so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
first
place.

8. Only in America......
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Reeking of Awesomeness
---Tom Poo