Are You A Sex God or Goddess? [Archive]

Earth2RON

07-10-2002, 07:35 PM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Vulcan, the God of Fire. Master of fiery passion, you're every woman's dream lover.

For the men...

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For the ladies...

http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/goddess.jsp

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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puss* dont put it in my face"

ToddEVF

07-10-2002, 07:44 PM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

How the hell did that happen, I am the God of Love? oh well.

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gone

07-10-2002, 07:59 PM

Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your feminine charms and deep sensuality drive men crazy with desire. Hestia, the goddess of family and peace, is your inner deity and she guides your every move. To learn more about your divine bedroom talents, sign up with Emode.

C*U*N*T "That's just it. The logic is fucked up here. There is something inherently wrong in this." JTHM
DARK PRINCESS of the coven. slave to the wind. MERRY PART AND BLESSED BE.
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sexy bastard

07-10-2002, 08:22 PM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness

See I already knew that lol

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the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

ADF

07-10-2002, 08:23 PM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Apollo, the God of Poetry and Light. As every god's ideal, you're also every woman's dream lover.

I think it says that "dream lover" thing about everyone.

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Katylina

07-10-2002, 08:49 PM

I don't need a survey to answer this question.

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A.J.

07-11-2002, 03:56 AM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Apollo, the God of Poetry and Light. As every god's ideal, you're also every woman's dream lover.

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gone

07-11-2002, 05:44 AM

how is everyone, every womans dream lover?

C*U*N*T "That's just it. The logic is fucked up here. There is something inherently wrong in this." JTHM
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buttplug

07-11-2002, 05:54 AM

I;m very talented i don;t know if that makes me a god or not.

happy anal jim

Poopsyc

07-11-2002, 08:42 AM

VENUS, the Goddess of Love and Beauty.

Let's just say that you are a deity with quite a fan club. Popular and pretty, you fill men with desire. Taking pride in your appearance, you have a very feminine way about you. Although you have perfected the art of innocent flirting, beneath that naive exterior lies a woman ready to hit the sheets and get busy. And once you're in the bedroom, your divine instincts take over. Smooth as silk in sexual situations, you know how to make your lovers melt. And you awe men with your sexual confidence and skilled performance. You are a diva of delight. Suddenly, like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

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ShelleBink

07-11-2002, 08:52 AM

how is everyone, every womans dream lover?

u didn't get the memo? expectations have lowered.

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Jennitalia

07-11-2002, 09:13 AM

Grand Master B

07-11-2002, 09:34 AM

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be: 
APOLLO, God of Poetry and Music. 
You are the ideal man - basically, a stud. Loved by all, your golden boy charm is enough to drive most women crazy with lust. You are the most wanted of all the deities. Women place you on a pedestal during the day, and dream about you at night. And once you work your godly magic in the bedroom, you've got them hooked for life. You are the hot, smart and charming guy whom all the ladies want to bed. Your inner intelligence, sensual nature and great physique make women happy to oblige any of your requests. Your hot and steamy temperament and the devotion that simmers within you make women swoon. You probably tend to dive passionately into relationships, but you may find that your fiery desire quickly cools. Nevertheless, you leave a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake. 
Yeah that about sums it up 

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Because "I" said so...

JustJon

07-11-2002, 10:20 AM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

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Jennitalia

07-11-2002, 10:26 AM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

That's pretty funny for a guy who can only handle it once a day...ooops...did i say too much. Master of lust, my ass!!!

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DJEvelEd

07-11-2002, 10:30 AM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.
Them hookers always happy to see me!!!!!!!!!!!

>>Big Bird is Ferrall's bitch<<

Now Im Starvin

07-11-2002, 10:39 AM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

"I never give'm hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell."

gone

07-11-2002, 02:42 PM

u didn't get the memo? expectations have lowered.

damnit i just got used to the last lowering

C*U*N*T "That's just it. The logic is fucked up here. There is something inherently wrong in this." JTHM
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ShelleBink

07-11-2002, 04:18 PM

damnit i just got used to the last lowering

well, u got the girl thing goin on too.

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Gwen

07-11-2002, 04:21 PM

Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your powerful nature and strong sensuality drive men crazy with desire. The Goddess Athena is your inner deity, and she guides your every move.

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ShelleBink

07-11-2002, 04:35 PM

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night,

a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.

As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

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CaptClown

07-11-2002, 04:36 PM

ood Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Apollo, the God of Poetry and Light. As every god's ideal, you're also every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness

We all used the same cheatsheet.

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Gmann

07-11-2002, 05:27 PM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Apollo, the God of Poetry and Light. As every god's ideal, you're also every woman's dream lover.

YEAH.....tell me something I DONT know....heh heh heh!!!!

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

Hobbes

07-11-2002, 06:04 PM

Wow! On mine it just said: 
Well damn! You are that good. Please leave your night time number so we can call you. 
Is that good?

Cybersoldier

07-11-2002, 06:43 PM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.

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EffMeBoobs

07-12-2002, 03:23 PM

Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your abundant sensuality and seductive style drive men crazy with desire. The Goddess Venus is your inner deity, and she guides your every move. To learn more about your divine bedroom talents, sign up with Emode.

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TheGameHHH

07-12-2002, 03:39 PM

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. Well duh, obviously. 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Arienette

07-12-2002, 05:00 PM

Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.goddess of the night... that's pretty on...

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worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk