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DC Reed
07-12-2002, 12:37 PM
I came home from work today, and I found that I had left my house key at work. My parents are gone for the weekend and its just me and my brother. I searched the outside of the house for a hidden key and didnt find anything. So i sat and began to think, i pull out my bigass card, slit it into the door and opened the door! Saving me from the 95 degree heat. Thanks Bigass 12579
pigpenn
07-12-2002, 12:44 PM
That is one WEAK lock...Where did you say you lived? Address? Have any good cds or games?


I used to be a fat kid, and man, the name just stuck.
-pigpenn
DC Reed
07-12-2002, 12:54 PM
the deadbolt wasnt locked, just the regular one.
DC Reed
07-12-2002, 12:54 PM
i didnt even know that credit card trick worked....i couldnt believe lock makers would be that stupid...


Jeff, there are many stupid people out there, they are just hidden in very smart disguises.
Cybersoldier
07-12-2002, 12:57 PM
The big Ass card don't leave home with out it lol

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irishkb
07-12-2002, 01:21 PM
the deadbolt wasnt locked, just the regular one.


i think it might be time to replace that regular one with a not so regular one..

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thanks e2r...


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zathrus
07-12-2002, 01:27 PM
That is one use that I would not
have thought of.


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JerseyRich
07-12-2002, 01:41 PM
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argh.
FMJeff
07-12-2002, 01:45 PM
hahahah that pic is classic...

i didnt even know that credit card trick worked....i couldnt believe lock makers would be that stupid...

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A.J.
07-12-2002, 01:58 PM
MacGyver would be proud.

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RF Godfather
07-12-2002, 02:13 PM
I too have used my Big Ass Card to get in my house.

It's kinda dented though. Well at least I got a spare :)

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ADF
07-12-2002, 06:50 PM
One time a guy shot me, but the bullet got lodged in my big ass card that I had in my shirt pocket.

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JerseyRich
07-12-2002, 07:03 PM
Perhaps we should market a vest made of Big Ass Cards. For when you have to go to the hood....Take your bullet proof "BIG ASS JACKET"
We'll make millions!
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He who is Valiant
and pure of Spirit may
find
the Holy Grail in
the Castle of A-a-a-
argh.
nortonfan
07-12-2002, 07:16 PM
that reminds of eatabullet.com

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go 2 http://www.nortonfan.com
Ryan the Great
07-12-2002, 07:48 PM
no more big ass card threads its making me depressed that they never sent me one

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peace-love-unity,

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TheMojoPin
07-13-2002, 06:09 AM
Ah-HAH, time to move to a nicer house...I tried the very same thing a few months ago and the lock snapped my BAC right in half...ate a credit card, too. Good thing Dukes sent me a second card for no reason a week after I got mine...of course, then I just did the manly thing and kicked the door in. WHO WANTS SOME?!?

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

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Ryan the Great
07-13-2002, 02:06 PM
hooray my big ass card came today. so u can disregard that last post i had in this thread

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I will not die! I will not kill! I will not be your slave! I will not fight your battles! I will not die on your battlefields! I will not fight for your wealth! I am not a fighter! I am a human being!
- Anti-Flag


peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great
Claire
07-13-2002, 03:03 PM
Hoo-AH! <P>
Nice work, JerseyRich <P>

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Death Metal Moe
07-13-2002, 04:42 PM
Do you live in an episode of The Honymooners, or I Love Lucy? Jesus. I've NEVER heard of ENYONE using that trick in real life. You're locks my have been put in during the Hoover administration.

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DC Reed
07-13-2002, 04:50 PM
it works, and ill make a diagram of how to do it for all you.
DC Reed
07-13-2002, 04:50 PM
Thats what a deadbolt is for, the only reason it worked is cause the maids dont lock the deadbolt. Otherwise i woulda been fucked. BUt my Bigass card has some serious bendage on it now. Ill take a pic of it for you, its not quite and proud as it once was =(
TheMojoPin
07-13-2002, 09:01 PM
No need for that, Reed, slipping a card between the bolt of a shitty lock and a door frame is pretty much common sense. No offense, but it's time to buy a new lock or move.

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP
stump12
07-14-2002, 11:16 AM
i was in the woods......and lets just say thank god i got two big ass cards!


gone postal!
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Thanks Fallon.
TheMojoPin
07-14-2002, 02:35 PM
"THE MAIDS?!?" And not just ONE maid, but maidS, PLURAL?!? Who are you, Anthony?!?

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP
JustJon
07-16-2002, 01:31 PM
There I was alone in the woods, just me, the bear and my big ass card...

Oh, and it's also good for cutting lines.

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ChrisTheCop
07-16-2002, 02:05 PM
Oh, and it's also good for cutting lines.


I dont care what your big ass # is, youre not getting ahead of me.

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Freal
07-16-2002, 02:53 PM
I got shot in the chest once,
thank god my big ass card was in my shirt pocket.


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phroggie
07-16-2002, 02:59 PM
The one thing the Big Ass card
CAN'T get anybody...
is laid.