Your favorite Homer Simpson Quote/Moment...

[El Mudo]

I always loved the time when he was reading bart's issue of mad magazine and the "snappy answers for stupid questions"...

Marge: do you want steak for dinner tonight homer?
Homer: I don't know...you clod!
Also gotta go with the poofy tailed dog thing...
hee hee! c'mere puff!

"There's a fly ball to right field...and I'm fondling my right nut..."
-The Immortal Scott Ferrall..

[blakjeezis]

The best was the "Woo-hoo. Floor Pie" snare trap Bart set for him. He's just swinging back and forth trying to reach the pie that's just beyond his grasp.

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[A.J.]

"Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

"Stupid TV: BE...MORE... FUNNY!"

Young Homer-----Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those monkeys are killing each other!
Zookeeper (whispering)---They're having sex...
Young Homer------ Oh....

"Televison! Teacher...mother...secret lover!"





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This message was edited by AJinDC on 7-13-02 @ 7:15 PM

[cozmokramer]

- When he bought snake's car and said to Marge "Sure you gotta be careful WHEN YOU DO A TRICK LIKE THIS!" and tipped the car on two wheels.

-When he is imagining about the escalator and everything on the moutain climbing episde then we he returns to reality and is just rolling down the mountain.

-In the Valentines day one where Homer gets dragged by the airplane that writes things in the air and then all that other stuff like going through the rose bushes.

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

[Fallon]

Marge: Homer sitting that close to the tv can't be good for you.

Homer: Talking during tv can't be good for YOU!

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[stump12]

"Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
and
"stupid sexy flanders"

gone postal!
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Thanks Fallon.

[Claire]

The Shining Parody.

Homer: No TV & no beer make Homer..something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: DON'T MIND IF AH DO!

At this point I'm peeing myself laughing, no matter how many times I see it.

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Kielbasa sausage,
your butt cheeks is warm

[Ryan the Great]

i like when their going after barts elephant and they pull into that zoo/tarpit place and homer hits a deer and goes "Doh!" and lisa goes "a dear!" and marge goes "a FEMALE deer!"

FAQ RULES!
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peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

[Hosp]

*Looking at Uraguay on a globe*
Homer: You are gay, hehe.

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[Aggie]

- Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

- Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

- Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! s-m-r-t! I mean, s-m-A-r-t ...

My 2 favorite Homer episodes are probably the one where he gets a prescrption for weed and he becomes a stoner...too damn funny!

The other one is a newer episode. He gets a quiz magazine and becomes the "Quizmaster" (and wears a cone on his head) and then freaks out b/c he thinks he's going to die and they end up in Florida during spring break, it's hilarious.

Sorry, one more, the one where the get into the "Duff Book of World Records" for being the world's fattest town is very funny too!


"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

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You know it's the baddest b****
Number ten in the face, slim in the waist
Fat in the ass, do you want a taste?" - Trina

This message was edited by Aggie on 7-15-02 @ 5:32 PM

[Michael Fury]

Mmmmm .. . Gummi Beers




"I'm really concerned, doctor. You don't think it could be...(lowers voice)...drugs, do you?"

[Carbon Freeze]

"Dad, what's a muppet ?"
"well it's not a mop and it's not a puppet."

[ToddEVF]

"I see CTRL, ALT. . . wheres the anykey. whew all this computer hacking is making me thristy. I think i'll order a TAB"

I AM. . . THE MOST MISERABLE MAN ON THE BOARD!!!
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[Michael Fury]

There are so MANY!

"Marge, it takes two people to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"Shut up brain or I will stab you with a Q-tip"

Homer to Lisa: "When you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way.




"I'm really concerned, doctor. You don't think it could be...(lowers voice)...drugs, do you?"

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Homer: That's it! You've held me back long enough! I'm going to Clown College!

Bart: Who saw that one coming?

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Homer: Bart's teacher's name is Crabapple? I've been calling her Crandall.

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Homer: Flanders was a zombie?

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Marge: Would you like more macaroni and cheese, Homer?

Homer: [to himself] Yeah, about a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman.

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Homer: Homer go sleep now!

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When I look in your eyes and see the harmonies
The heartaches soften

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[Katylina]

You can't win friends with salad!

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[philby]

Taking a bite out of the dog in "The Land Of Chocolate".

I smash my fists into my face. I can feel it when I close my eyes. And this is good.

[sweet201]

Both from my favorite ep, Summer of 4 Ft. 2...

"Um, let me have one of those Forno magazines... a large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... *and some illegal fireworks* and one of those disposable enemas... wait, make it two." (Later, when Marge sees what's in the bag, she says."I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, but leave me out of it!")

When Homer, Marge, Bart and Millhouse play 'Mystery Date': "Bart, you got the dud! (turns to Millhouse) Hey! He looks just like you, Poindexter!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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