View Full Version : Do people taste like pork?
blakjeezis
07-13-2002, 10:49 AM
I just heard this. I know that there are similarities to our physical makeups, organs and such, so much so that humans are sometimes referred to as 'Long Pig', but does that mean our flesh would have the same flavor? This seems like the craziest thing ever, and it's making me starvin'. Could you let me know, 'cause the broad next door is starting to look mighty tasty and I need to know if it's worth the effort.
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Death Metal Moe
07-13-2002, 05:19 PM
Anybody wanna fly ove the Andes with me?
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Hawiian shirt craig
07-13-2002, 07:08 PM
people dont taste like pork. dont ask me how i
know and its not from first hand experience, but
basically ppl taste like the best, sweetest meat
ever. its us, i mean exactly what your body needs
so you really enjoy it. its probably
addictive.........
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HordeKing1
07-14-2002, 12:39 PM
Next time I run into a zombie, or fleshy headed mutant from the Forbidden Zone, I'll be sure to ask.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-14-2002, 01:03 PM
Fuzzybutt: The other white meat
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Hawiian shirt craig
07-14-2002, 04:59 PM
no i dont know b/c i suck dick dukes fan, and
PLEASE stop imposing ur fantasys for Don Ho on
me.... christ i will not give you your own fantasy
island, no matter what you offer me. i know b/c i've
read several books written by people in canibalistic
situations (alive, lost in the south pacific type
situations) and verified it with several bio proffs.
garsh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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furie
07-14-2002, 07:51 PM
wouldn't humans taste more like
monkeys?
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Tastes like chicken.
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eternalopdx
07-14-2002, 07:59 PM
Well I don't know how much of a help I will be but you remember that movie ALIVE? I was one of the rugby players, in fact I was the one who dove right in to frozen human pilot thigh meat. Although it was frozen, I can tell you it tasted like bland beef jerky. You got used to the taste though, and know I make my own human jerky out of my children's children. I figure I won't be as guilty after making tot sausages if there "not really my kids".
Death Metal Moe
07-14-2002, 09:10 PM
Well that settles it. We'll all just have chip in and buy a human on the black market. Does anyone have any good recepies? We'll also need someone to donate a large grill for the event.
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Earth2RON
07-14-2002, 09:15 PM
wouldn't humans taste more like
monkeys?
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All i need is some hot sauce,and im good to go!
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TrailerTrash
07-18-2002, 12:01 PM
Does anyone have any good recepies?
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Bill From Yorktown
07-18-2002, 12:05 PM
wouldnt guys taste like chicken, and girls like cat (wink wink)
Bill From Yorktown
07-18-2002, 12:07 PM
for that matter, is skunk light meat and dark meat in stripes?
Trojan_rabbit
07-18-2002, 12:17 PM
why are skunks being brought into this? I just Don't Get it.
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Jennitalia
07-18-2002, 12:49 PM
Do people taste like pork?
i dont know...why dont you eat me and find out?
and Bill, some girls taste like fish...
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