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The Blowhard
05-31-2001, 08:31 AM
National Geographic, back in the 60's. I saw an African tribe and went into shock. The women had bones in their noses and breasts drooping down to their knees. The men looked like they had a third leg.
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Pootertoot
05-31-2001, 09:08 AM
Mine was probably National Geographic, too, but I certainly remember one of the very first I saw was in grammar school, when my friend Geoff passed me his folder and told me to open it.
Inside was a picture of a woman masturbating with a guitar. My concern was not that she was doing this, but I thought those little knobs at the top had to be uncomfortable...wouldn't you get caught on them?
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erinmoran
05-31-2001, 05:47 PM
the first nude image i ever saw was in revenge of the nerds!!!!!!
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Iris Junior
06-11-2001, 05:05 PM
I dont know who the woman was
but I found it in Florida and it was
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The Blowhard
10-11-2001, 10:55 PM
Remember when Times Square had whores and porn?
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Jennitalia
10-12-2001, 05:17 AM
The first one I remember was finding a picture of a girl blowing a horse
Death Metal Moe
10-12-2001, 06:42 AM
I don't remember the movie, but it was an HBO movie. One of those old 80's hooter movies with no plot. Bless those movies!
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radio junkie
10-12-2001, 06:53 AM
Mine was back in the 60's also. My dad had a magazine under his bed, it was either a picture of Ann Margaret or Raquel Welch. I was fascinated by it and decided to bring it to school and show my friends. Needles to say my teacher took it from me and informed my parents of this causing quite a stir in my home, and making my dad hide his magazines somewhere else. Which I managed to find anyway.
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Dirtybird11
10-12-2001, 07:11 AM
still waiting to see one.
will get back to you as soon as i do!
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Circus Boy
10-12-2001, 11:03 AM
maybe that 80's movie just one of the guys....or probably uncle ritche's playboys
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brodieman
10-12-2001, 11:21 AM
dad's old porno mags....it was the hot and at that time very young traci lords
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LatinJoker
10-12-2001, 12:21 PM
The first naked photo I saw,was a photo of Iris Chacon,the first spanish woman in playboy magazine.It was an old issue,but it was a goodie.(I ruined that mag by the way)
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Sober Al Dukes
10-12-2001, 01:04 PM
i think i saw it when i was like 4 on hbo, when my parents were in the room.
LindaGyne
10-12-2001, 01:17 PM
Jennitalia-- the first porn pic I ever saw was of a woman blowing a horse too! Pretty special...
Shortly after that, I found a whole mess of Playboys when I was playing out in the woods with my friends. One of my friends, who ended up later becoming a lesbian, said that she'd hold onto the magazines... ya know, just in case we wanted to look at them again.
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HordeKing1
10-12-2001, 09:48 PM
1. National Geographic
2. My cousin's extensive collection of Club Magazine. Talk about covering the full end of the spectrum!
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FezWad
10-13-2001, 07:05 AM
HBO too.........
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BrandonKattel
10-13-2001, 07:32 AM
The first nude photo i saw was one that was in a biology/health book, not those drawings but a real photo, wasnt too good the chicks bush was like a catchers mit....dam
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RF Godfather
10-19-2001, 12:41 PM
Dad's pornos in his closet.
I would never look there.
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Pootertoot
10-19-2001, 10:09 PM
My friend had a picture of a woman violating herself with a guitar. It was impressive, but not pretty.
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The Blowhard
02-01-2002, 12:04 AM
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TomPoo
02-01-2002, 04:43 AM
an issue of High Society Magazine.
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Lost Tourist
02-01-2002, 07:51 AM
i think it was in a art book. i ripped it out and kept it hidden under my bed.
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Big Jim
02-01-2002, 08:23 AM
Revenge of the Nerds as well....I weas like in 2nd grade or something.
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furie
02-01-2002, 08:30 AM
it was some movie on HBO back in '81(which would put me at 7). we had just gotten cable and the whole family was watching a movie. the nude scene came up so unexpected that my parents didn't have time to tell me to leave the room.
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Jennitalia
02-01-2002, 08:36 AM
in 5th grade i found a magazine laying in the street and there was a picture of a girl blowing a horse and fucking the horse. i brought it into school and somehow the gym teacher/school pedophile found out about it. i just remember him yelling at me "where did you find this?!?!?"
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Sheeplovr
02-01-2002, 09:12 AM
U knwo the pink ranger form power rangers AMY JO JHONSON i guess it was a fake pictuer but i was young so i didnt know and It was just her neked and then i had to go to the bathroom
That was the first picter i think i can rember but I saw pron in 2nd grade i didnt understand it till i was in 7th grade i was like ohhhhh that what they were doing
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Tall_James
02-01-2002, 12:52 PM
When my Uncle was in Vietnam, I remember finding a Playboy under his bed.
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AppleBoy
02-01-2002, 01:07 PM
It was either National Geographic or Farrah Fawcett.
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It was a horrifying experience. I was getting ready to walk to school, maybe 3rd grade, and I was walking past the garbage cans that were waiting to be picked up outside the front of the house, and I happened to see part of a ripped up magazine. Like someone had just thrown it on top. I looked at it and saw a man with a huge gross hairy shlong. I was horrified, I didnt know what it was, I knew it was "dirty" though. I froze for a couple of seconds, then threw the fucker back in the can and ran to school. I guess I was just freaked out by the whole thing. It seemed extremely abnormal, and almost violent. I don't know it's so hard to explain. I wonder what that means.
Later on when I was older I went into a Stationary store with my Mom, and she was paying for something, and there were the adult magazines in the rack for all to see, I saw a woman bending over a guy, giving him "treats" and you could see all her naughty peices from behind, this time, I couldnt stop looking, the woman seemed so femenine, I know all women are but she had this ultra femenine aura? That's hard to explain too, maybe it was just because she was naked...who the fuck knows. I was a kid. Then when I was a little older I would watch the scrambled cable when no one else was around.
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FUNKMAN
02-02-2002, 10:10 PM
When we drove to Florida when i was around 6 or 7. At the South of The Border my brother gave me a glance at the Naked Lady playing cards... Man did I have a full boat... well maybe a canoe at that age...
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OL Dirty Jr
02-03-2002, 02:21 AM
when i was around 2 my parents gave me the remote to see what id do and they said the only time i stopped changin the channels was for some nudie movie
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Doogie
02-03-2002, 08:19 AM
I think that the first nude phot I ever saw was a hard core porno where two women were taking from a black guy...and when I say he was big I am not talking about his waist size...
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Green Lantern
02-03-2002, 08:27 AM
The first nude women I saw was a 1979 stupid teen sex comedy call H.O.T.S that this place in college sorority.
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frothy_volcano
11-19-2003, 04:38 PM
Did IRIS CHACON really ever appear in PLAYBOY (as someone said)? If you know the issue number and year, please write to me!!!!!! frothy_volcano@yahoo.com
frothy_volcano
11-19-2003, 04:39 PM
Did Iris Chacon ever appear in PLAYBOY? In which year and issue? Please let me know!
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sr71blackbird
11-19-2003, 05:33 PM
My first porn was a Sears catalog.
I remember finding playboy magazines in the woods near my house and me and my friend took them and hid them behind this abandoned building in an upside down bucket. We were maybe 8 or 9 and we would go there after school at oogle them and I got this weird feeling in my pee pee...
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shamus mcfitzy
11-19-2003, 05:50 PM
i don't when the first time i saw an actual picture of a naked woman was, but it had to have been very early, like 4 or 5. The first time i watched porn was when i was 7, and it was like some bad playboy movie.
hyperspace
11-23-2003, 02:01 PM
the typical old porns me and my friends found in the woods. waterlogged but still viewable.
DeltaPin
11-23-2003, 02:31 PM
Cheryl Tiegs in Sports Illustrated. Not really nude, but breasts clearly visible through fishnet bathing suit.
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fiestygal
11-25-2003, 06:48 PM
probably the issue of Playboy featuring the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM like in the late 80's... i remember the first bad word i heard...
the scene in Ferris Bueller where Jennifer Gray says "SCREW HIM" i was like OMG! she said that...of course i was lil
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billyio
11-25-2003, 08:28 PM
I remember the Old Spencer's in the local mall had some failry erotic stuff on display. Anyway, they had some opened up deck of nude playing cards. I remember looking at those cards for what seemed like an eternity. Some Jacqueline Smith looking brunette with a super hairy 70s bush. Precious memories!
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zoom2457
11-26-2003, 04:29 AM
The first nude photo I ever saw was one of those pens that you tip a certain way and the clothes come off. Good times... ;)
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Bill From Yorktown
11-26-2003, 04:43 AM
it may not have been ther first, but Marilyn Monroe was one of the first couple. My dad had a copy and I took a peek when my parents were out of the house.
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Bill From Yorktown
11-26-2003, 04:44 AM
The first nude women I saw was a 1979 stupid teen sex comedy call H.O.T.S that this place in college sorority.
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Hey I remember that! There was this one girl with HUUUGE ones (had to be 40something DD or bigger)
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zathrus
11-26-2003, 02:50 PM
the bathroom in my grandfather's garage was covered with pictures from playboy mags. i was about 9 yrs old.
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Ralphy Ramone
12-04-2003, 10:28 PM
Nude Pictures!Who needed nude pictures.Haley Mills did it for me fully clothed.
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YoungJersey
12-07-2003, 04:50 PM
Corky( Fez's half-wit hick of a brother) it still haunts me........
WRESTLINGFAN
12-10-2003, 03:03 PM
Petra Verkaik in playboy it was around 86-87
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12-10-2003, 03:44 PM
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