View Full Version : Porn Movie titles that are funny rip-offs of regular movie titles
Heavy
07-17-2002, 06:44 PM
A Rear And Pleasent Danger
Saturday Night Beaver
Babewatch
Tell them Johnny Wadd was here
Arienette
07-17-2002, 06:58 PM
the slutty professor
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worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig
i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
Fallon
07-17-2002, 07:15 PM
The Sex-Files.
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Knowledged_one
07-17-2002, 07:16 PM
Mr Hollands Old Puss
Eat a Bag of Dicks
seagullbeagle
07-17-2002, 07:17 PM
pearl necklace harbor
pulp friction
good wood hunting
co**zilla
Pounding Ms daisy <P>
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ToddEVF
07-17-2002, 07:25 PM
there are two that are actually in my porn collection
Lil' Oral Annie
Slicks's Gone in 69 Seconds
I AM. . . THE MOST MISERABLE MAN ON THE BOARD!!!
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-17-2002, 07:42 PM
Jurassic Pork
Bright Lights, Big Titties
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When I look in your eyes and see the harmonies
The heartaches soften
Zipgun
07-17-2002, 08:08 PM
Romancing the Bone
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AppleBoy
07-18-2002, 04:37 AM
Sperms of Endearment
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If you drive home fishy, you could be the Catch of the Day.
Tall_James
07-18-2002, 04:48 AM
The best ever...
Edward Penishands
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It's not raining - I'm spitting on you!
Michael Fury
07-18-2002, 05:04 AM
Rambone
"I'm really concerned, doctor. You don't think it could be...(lowers voice)...drugs, do you?"
Deathstroke
07-18-2002, 05:07 AM
THE SOPORNOS
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TomPoo
07-18-2002, 05:07 AM
Shaving Ryan's Privates
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stugots
07-18-2002, 05:11 AM
A league of their moans
Ron + Fez got mad skillz that pay the billz!
Always ready to give girls the shocker!
furie
07-18-2002, 06:11 AM
Where the boys aren't
Men in Back
Field of Creams
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DroopyGirl
07-18-2002, 06:21 AM
Pornokkio
with every lie 'it' grows.. lol
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Aggie
07-18-2002, 06:32 AM
good wood hunting
You mean "GOOD WILL HUMPING"....and that was mine.
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Thanks CZM :)
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Zipgun
07-18-2002, 08:27 AM
U-469
Apollo 13"
Menmento
A Beautiful Hind
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Death Metal Moe
07-18-2002, 08:47 AM
was ON GOLDEN BLONDE a real one, or just a joke I kept hearing?
But JURANAL PARK was one I actually saw, complete with a guy's hand swinging a small model dinosaur on camera after a couple had just got done fucking.
And there were a couple of really funny posters in the Russian porn guy's office in that horrible Comedy Central show Strip Mall with Julie Brown. I just can't remember them. One of them had to do with that crappy Doctor movie Robin Williams was in......?
EVIL REIGNS!!!
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One of them had to do with that crappy Doctor movie Robin Williams was in......?
Patch Adams?
I bet I know what the porn name was.
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Pootertoot
07-18-2002, 09:16 AM
Driving Miss Daisy Chain
Driving Miss Daisy 2: Jungle Love
Dr. Strangecooze (or How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love the Cock)
Cum Lola Cum
There's Something About Mary's Cunt
And, of course,
Chasing Amy's Snatch
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Take a Chance, Take a Chance
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El Mudo
07-18-2002, 09:32 AM
the bare wench project
"There's a fly ball to right field...and I'm fondling my right nut..."
-The Immortal Scott Ferrall..
ChickenHawk
07-18-2002, 09:32 AM
Tit-tanic
"SWING and a miss, and he
looked like a dildo..."
Heroin Bob
07-18-2002, 11:19 AM
These seem boring compared to the ones posted already but:
Intercourse with the vampire
Pump Friction
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"That shit'll mess you up man!"
Grand Master B
07-18-2002, 12:22 PM
The Flintbones
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New Sig Pic in the works.
I got yelled at by sunndoggy8... he didn't like my muscles
Because "I" said so...
Heavy
07-18-2002, 02:57 PM
......Clithanger starring Sylvester Stiffbone
Tell them Johnny Wadd was here
sweet201
07-18-2002, 08:26 PM
American Booty
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Cybersoldier
07-19-2002, 11:31 AM
sex trek
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thanks cheezeemee for the sig
Heavy
07-20-2002, 02:25 PM
Ah yes, "Sex Wars"
Tell them Johnny Wadd was here
sleepyeyed_Jynx
07-20-2002, 02:32 PM
american booty (good ol' black porn)
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As innocent as Martha Stewart...
FUNKMAN
07-20-2002, 03:14 PM
not a "hardcore" porn but does anyone remember
"Flesh Gordon"
They had the one-eyed 9ft penisaurus trying to jam itself in the Princesses crotch, and the penis fly traps...
Prince Precious and the Emperor Wang...
I remember Flesh being with a hottie on the Flying Swan(i think it was a swan?)
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F1Gm3nT
07-20-2002, 04:43 PM
a friends mom actually rented the movie "pasanger 69" thining it was the sequal to pasanger umm.... whatever number it is
"man fears darkness, so he scrapes away at it's edges with fire."
- Rei Ayanami
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markjk
07-20-2002, 04:55 PM
The classic, of course, is: Splendor in the Ass.
Heavy
05-12-2003, 03:32 PM
"Flesh Gordon"
Yes, Funkman, I do remember that.
Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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138%
Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.
Def Dave in SC
05-12-2003, 03:35 PM
Thanks for toppping this one, pal
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Much Love to my Homie dcpete
UCF:AYBABTU
Heavy
05-12-2003, 03:42 PM
No problem sweetie.
Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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138%
Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.
Jackie Sloan
05-12-2003, 03:49 PM
Crack to the future
The Unfuckables
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Huge thanks to Aggie n' Silent for the sig
kc7586
05-12-2003, 04:02 PM
me and my friends sat there and made a list of movie titles into porn names heres a few of um:
harry potter and the socerous bone
ace ventura: twat detective
pretty in jiz
sleepy swallows
vertical limits
cock everlasting
inspect her gadget
cum in 60 seconds
orgy county
charlies anals
igby eats out
the rocky horror pussy show
ya we're dirty little dorks but hey we're fun
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Heavy
05-12-2003, 04:22 PM
ya we're dirty little dorks but hey we're fun
SOunds like it..
Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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138%
Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.
douchebagsean
05-12-2003, 04:34 PM
the ozporns
lets go mets!!!
deport benitez
mijn penis maakt me kwaad
mi pene me hace malvado
RageCage
05-12-2003, 06:25 PM
"johneewadd gets fucked in the ass"
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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.
UCF:AYBABTU
FUNKMAN
05-12-2003, 06:39 PM
SEXODUS...
not too funny i guess...
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noahfex
05-12-2003, 06:45 PM
Forrest Humps
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much thanks to todd evf and dc pete!!!
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Fallon
05-12-2003, 07:21 PM
I have a couple ESPN ones I thought of.
Around the Porn.
Around the Whooooooooooooooore-n!
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Heavy
05-12-2003, 11:55 PM
How about "Pardon The Insertion" then?
Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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138%
Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.
Hottub
05-13-2003, 03:56 AM
Back Door to the Future
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Heavy
05-13-2003, 11:44 AM
In the heat of the Dyke
Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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138%
Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.
FUNKMAN
05-13-2003, 01:51 PM
Penetrator
somewhat like Predator and Terminator combined, ummmm maybe???
not funny i guess...
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FelixDasGato
05-13-2003, 02:07 PM
Spermer and Cootch
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Heavy
05-15-2003, 01:41 PM
"Spermico" off of" Serpico"
Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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138%
Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.
Fallon
05-15-2003, 03:08 PM
Got another one.
Around the Hoooooooooorny!
Last one for that show, I promise.
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hyperspace
05-15-2003, 06:46 PM
when harry ate sally..a classic
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