Favorite Dr. Katz quotes/moments

[TomPoo]

I know (from previous discussions) that there are a bunch of Dr. Katz fans on this board.

So what were your favorite moments/quotes???

One of my favorites was Ben laims he witnessed a crime and gets quoted in a newspaper article as a witness

"No more than three shots, and possibly as few as none, were fired",

and he considers himself to be a part of the media now.

Then he finally admits to Dr. Katz that he didn't actually see the crime.

"It's not so much that I lied as they printed the lie,"

and he adds:

"when a woman comes up to you with a notebook and asks you questions, you better have something good to say."

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[fatty]

there was a Mr. show episode where there was some stupid comic named kedsie playing the part of bob. it was hilariious but at the end of the episode there was a real quick dr. katz interview with kedzie, i thought that was funny as hell.

yes it's an obscure reference but eat me.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I can't remember exact quotes, but loved that part of an episode with that comic who kept playing with toys that made sound effects, and Katz had to keep taking them away.

Also, the French bike episode where his son takes the motorized bike down a flight of stairs, and brakes it was funny.

And Kevin Nealon was funny, especially with his idea of an alarm clock that wakes you up slowly, and gets louder and louder.

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