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07-18-2002, 07:53 AM
Here's the ultimate guide to the Ron and Fez show for new people who have just found this show or for people who don't know all the details.
<font color="FF0000">1. The Ronandfez.com saga:</font>
This is where it all began. This is where ron and fez started out 11-3. This version of the Ron and Fez show had quite possibly the most diverse cast of characters.
The babies- from Baby sarah to Crazy Claire- were born here.
There was Usless Betty, Tasteless Ginny, The Horde king, Hannah Han, Crazy Marry, Joe Poo and Joe Jr.
The list goes on and on.
This is a time slot where Ron and Fez got the most strange callers who all had to be high or down on something. Not much of it was ever about .com's, though.
<font color="FF6666">2. The Ron and Fez- "HEY" Saga.</font>
Don and Mike are out, Ron and Fez are in- for a while.
Ron and fez. Move back to nights, just not that late in the night. Doesn't have the same vibe as the midday show. Basically the ronandfez.com show- just without the .com.
<font color="339966">3. The Midday Saga:</font>
This is after the radio chick got FIRED, not "fired."
Ron and Fez take a lighter approach to their show. By this time, The group of hot girls known as Babies are no more and Sweet Melissa is moving in as the hottest woman on the ron and fez show. Dumpy arises as the lovable, dumb semi-producer until Al Dukes comes in from beaching the fabulous sports Babe show to bore us all.
Al Dukes rules, but he will soon feel the fury of the Ron and Fez listeners.
This saga ends when Dumpy takes a ticket to Australia and a job at Old Navy over a job in the number one radio market.
Thousands of people can be heard scratching their heads all at once.
Don and Mike leave tape delay and ron and Fez move back to nights.
<font color="996633">4. The Al Ruins Everything Saga:</font>
Ron and Fez are on from 7-11. The babies are gone, but they call in individually. Sweet Mellissa is still hot as ever, Al Dukes still sucks and Joe Poo, Billy "Staples" Hind and Rory Hamptons join the fray.
Joe Poo annoys the hell out of Al so much that the "Big Ass Night of Fights" is born.
Joe beats the crap out of him.
Al continues his destruction of the show by getting angry after a gay drunken kiss and knocks over a foozbal table.
Al buys a man- Opie of the O&A show- a new foozball table: the fuel of his closeted gay fire grows.
Sept. 11 brings the whole staiton to a hault. Thousands of innocent people die in a horrible attack, but we're still stuck with Al Dukes.
Al continues from his midday debut to get horrible guests, including dominatrixes and comedians with cancer.
People scream to have dumpy back, not because he's any good, but because he was more tolerable.
Joe exits, citing "personaly problems" (he moved back in with his mom, allegedly)
Billy Staples has his drunken dirty laundry spilt on the air. His marriage is in shambles, his dad is still dead and Airsick has crashlanded and split up. Paul Bond is taking his act onthe road while Billy can't keep it together.
Al has another Big Ass bout, where he gets "Knocked the fuck out, man!" but he blames it on a 24 hour virus. Liar.
Al gets crap wiped on him and threatens to leave. He doesn't leave
A third battle ensuses for the coveted "Producer of the Ron and Fez Show" title.
Al puts up his best fight ever- which isn't saying much- but he loses. I you're lucky, you can hear him pressing the dump button for O&A in the next room over.
<font color="FF6600">5. The Double Duty Saga.</font>
Ron and Fez are "Shifts for Hire."
Ron and Fez try for a solid week and a half to hold it together for 8 "exruciating hous a day."
Midday callers Suck, but by the end they get it.
Ronand fez experience the most nutty callers in the middays and nights, but they keep their compusure.
Ron and Fez are rewarded by the bosses with a week and a half off.
<font color="000080">6. The Night- "Just Happy to be" Time Talkers Saga</font>
Ron and Fez return to their most successful slot in their h
<font color="FF0000">1. The Ronandfez.com saga:</font>
This is where it all began. This is where ron and fez started out 11-3. This version of the Ron and Fez show had quite possibly the most diverse cast of characters.
The babies- from Baby sarah to Crazy Claire- were born here.
There was Usless Betty, Tasteless Ginny, The Horde king, Hannah Han, Crazy Marry, Joe Poo and Joe Jr.
The list goes on and on.
This is a time slot where Ron and Fez got the most strange callers who all had to be high or down on something. Not much of it was ever about .com's, though.
<font color="FF6666">2. The Ron and Fez- "HEY" Saga.</font>
Don and Mike are out, Ron and Fez are in- for a while.
Ron and fez. Move back to nights, just not that late in the night. Doesn't have the same vibe as the midday show. Basically the ronandfez.com show- just without the .com.
<font color="339966">3. The Midday Saga:</font>
This is after the radio chick got FIRED, not "fired."
Ron and Fez take a lighter approach to their show. By this time, The group of hot girls known as Babies are no more and Sweet Melissa is moving in as the hottest woman on the ron and fez show. Dumpy arises as the lovable, dumb semi-producer until Al Dukes comes in from beaching the fabulous sports Babe show to bore us all.
Al Dukes rules, but he will soon feel the fury of the Ron and Fez listeners.
This saga ends when Dumpy takes a ticket to Australia and a job at Old Navy over a job in the number one radio market.
Thousands of people can be heard scratching their heads all at once.
Don and Mike leave tape delay and ron and Fez move back to nights.
<font color="996633">4. The Al Ruins Everything Saga:</font>
Ron and Fez are on from 7-11. The babies are gone, but they call in individually. Sweet Mellissa is still hot as ever, Al Dukes still sucks and Joe Poo, Billy "Staples" Hind and Rory Hamptons join the fray.
Joe Poo annoys the hell out of Al so much that the "Big Ass Night of Fights" is born.
Joe beats the crap out of him.
Al continues his destruction of the show by getting angry after a gay drunken kiss and knocks over a foozbal table.
Al buys a man- Opie of the O&A show- a new foozball table: the fuel of his closeted gay fire grows.
Sept. 11 brings the whole staiton to a hault. Thousands of innocent people die in a horrible attack, but we're still stuck with Al Dukes.
Al continues from his midday debut to get horrible guests, including dominatrixes and comedians with cancer.
People scream to have dumpy back, not because he's any good, but because he was more tolerable.
Joe exits, citing "personaly problems" (he moved back in with his mom, allegedly)
Billy Staples has his drunken dirty laundry spilt on the air. His marriage is in shambles, his dad is still dead and Airsick has crashlanded and split up. Paul Bond is taking his act onthe road while Billy can't keep it together.
Al has another Big Ass bout, where he gets "Knocked the fuck out, man!" but he blames it on a 24 hour virus. Liar.
Al gets crap wiped on him and threatens to leave. He doesn't leave
A third battle ensuses for the coveted "Producer of the Ron and Fez Show" title.
Al puts up his best fight ever- which isn't saying much- but he loses. I you're lucky, you can hear him pressing the dump button for O&A in the next room over.
<font color="FF6600">5. The Double Duty Saga.</font>
Ron and Fez are "Shifts for Hire."
Ron and Fez try for a solid week and a half to hold it together for 8 "exruciating hous a day."
Midday callers Suck, but by the end they get it.
Ronand fez experience the most nutty callers in the middays and nights, but they keep their compusure.
Ron and Fez are rewarded by the bosses with a week and a half off.
<font color="000080">6. The Night- "Just Happy to be" Time Talkers Saga</font>
Ron and Fez return to their most successful slot in their h