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42nd-delay

07-18-2002, 06:07 PM

The worst undoubtedly has to be the Blockbuster one with the overbearing mother. The worst thing is that they play it twice a break! That Budweiser one with the DD song I can't get enough of though. It has a great chorus, what can i say?

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Servo

07-18-2002, 06:11 PM

Dude, I was just about to post the same thing... I cannot f-in' stand those Blockbuster ads! They make me want to punch the radio. Plus I hate the ads for Twisted Tea - "Are you sure you wanna open that Twisted Tea in those tacky gym shorts?" So goddamn annoying!

ToddEVF

07-18-2002, 06:18 PM

none of the comercials these days suck, but my favorite was when RnF were on middays replacing the Radio Chick. They did a spot for Hooters involving Hootie the Owl. Looks he's Flying away.

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07-18-2002, 07:24 PM

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markjk

07-18-2002, 07:50 PM

On that Twisted Tea commercial. I want to wail a
wiffle ball bat on the heads of these two radio
actors. I can't stand when the guy says "It's your
birf-day."

STOP PLAYING THAT COMMERCIAL. I would rather
drink horse piss then twisted tea simply because of
this dumb commer

Lisa Croft

07-19-2002, 12:11 AM

The worst undoubtedly has to be the Blockbuster one with the overbearing mother There are no words to describe the hatred I have for this commercial. I have to change the station. When the guy says that he "mastered" some game, I always think he's about to say "masturbate". They trick me every time. Another AWFUL ad was one they did a few months back... I think it was for OnStar or something. There's a guy in his car and the OnStar starts talking to him and threatens to call his mom. I'm getting irritated just remembering it. However, I LOVE the Coor's Light commercial they play that goes "I love football on t.v., shots of Gina Lee, hanging with my friends and twins!"

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The Blowhard

07-19-2002, 04:50 AM

I miss the spots for "Longitude", the penis enlargement pills.
I did order them and now I'm a very happy and full 2 inches!

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Patches

07-19-2002, 04:51 AM

"We have discovered the major cause in men's hair loss to be a BAD BODY CHEMICAL called D.H.T. "

I have discovered you should shut the F up and stick your D.H.T. up your A.S.S.

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Spoil-Sport

07-19-2002, 05:20 AM

I cringe every time I hear the one for some Showtime show where the guy says 'yeah, that's right ...I'm Don Corleone."

It's trying too hard to sound cool

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Patches

07-19-2002, 07:05 AM

Yeah that one is the WORST!

TELL ME WHAT MAKES ME THINK YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE NOW?!?!?

TELL ME WHAT MAKES ME THINK YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE NOW?!?!

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Spoil-Sport

07-19-2002, 07:59 AM

I thought I hated it because the voices are so annoying but just READING that quote gave me a douche chill 

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Coco

07-19-2002, 10:40 AM

The ABSOLUTE worst commercial is "Click on Citone dot.com" That monotone voice just repeating it over and over is really horrendous. I am not sure if it is still on R&F, but I have also heard it on other shows. HORRENDOUS!

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ShelleBink

07-19-2002, 10:46 AM

That Budweiser one with the DD song I can't get enough of though. It has a great chorus, what can i say?

ok, i sang this 4 hours at work once.

they leave me alone now...

Plus I hate the ads for Twisted Tea - "Are you sure you wanna open that Twisted Tea in those tacky gym shorts?" So goddamn annoying!

I NEVER HAVE ALL THOSE PEOPLE SHOW UP WHEN I OPEN A GOD DAMN BOTTLE >>> FUCKING FALSE ADVERTISING!

I cringe every time I hear the one for some Showtime show where the guy says 'yeah, that's right ...I'm Don Corleone."

Makes all the Italians in my neighborhood come over and try to shut up whoever is talkin shit

The ABSOLUTE worst commercial is "Click on Citone dot.com" That monotone voice just repeating it over and over is really horrendous. I am not sure if it is still on R&F, but I have also heard it on other shows. HORRENDOUS!

the Cittone one where the guy is screaming makes me want to throw my radio into the pool with me so i get electrocuted.

the most annoying for me is the "Should I Stay or Should I Go"

the fucking guitar riff in the beginning makes me throw my remote against the wall in my room.

Best commercials by far: Ferral.

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Patches

07-19-2002, 11:26 AM

How about the Cittone one where the guy is screaming (I swear it's cabbie) about "DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SHITTY JOB! (OK I paraphrased). Makes me hate Cabbie even more (though its more than likely not his fault)

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ShelleBink

07-19-2002, 11:30 AM

ShelleBink posted on 07-19-2002 @ 2:46 PM :
the Cittone one where the guy is screaming makes me want to throw my radio into the pool with me so i get electrocuted

Patches posted on 07-19-2002 @ 3:26 PM
How about the Cittone one where the guy is screaming (I swear it's cabbie) about "DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SHITTY JOB! (OK I paraphrased). Makes me hate Cabbie even more (though its more than likely not his fault)

I feel *so* ignored!

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SeeYouNextTuesday

07-19-2002, 11:39 AM

I can't beleive no one mentioned that crappy one for Cittone Institute with that annoying asshole yelling "YOU DON'T MAKE THE MONEY YOU DESERVE!" (btw, if you're in the best job you can get with the skills and abilities you have, you ARE getting the money you deserve. Excuse me for being a capitalist.)

It's ALMOST as bad as the old ad for Cittone with the computer voice.

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Patches

07-19-2002, 11:46 AM

sorry shelle..

I kinda skimmed through your post, It was a little on the long side and I have the attention span of ... what was I saying?

Anyway, dammit I agree with ya

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SatCam

07-19-2002, 12:39 PM

I love the budwiser one, even though its about 3 years old

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Drudge Jr.

07-19-2002, 02:59 PM

i hate the teaching kids to read commercial, where the kid's reading some stupid kids book for kids. he's saying like "he has seashells, she has no milk ear" something like that. i hate that commercial so much!!

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undressa

07-19-2002, 03:06 PM

so its best of tonight, did something happen. When are they on again?

rob bass

07-19-2002, 05:47 PM

Coors Light should take their advertising team out into the woods and use a pump-action shotgun point blank.

"because we CAN CAN CAN...
cuz we CAN CAN CAN
cuz we CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN..."

The absolute most goddam fucking annoying commercial I ever heard in my life.

That and any cittone commercial. the way the guy says "computer" in "listen to the computer"...
I wanna ram my car into schoolkids when I hear that.

"Pete has noooo caf teet"
He has no mule ear
He has no seeutay..

Can someone put that retarted 4 year old out of his goddam misery.

And I don't have that baaaad naughty body chemical called dht so kill yourself and stop making commercials.

OH and the worst is the really stupid cheesy strip club commercials with the fucking 80's techno.. "Hey boys, what do these numbers mean to you?"...

Bite me, you "internet teen". I hope your implants rot.

rob bass

07-19-2002, 05:52 PM

Oh, also, can Amstel Light find someone other than Dennis Miller? He's annoying, condecending, and *not* funny.

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fezident

07-19-2002, 06:02 PM

Skidmark...that was probably the best post these boards have seen in a long time. NICE!!!

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The real Kenny Allen

07-19-2002, 06:06 PM

'yeah, that's right ...I'm Don Corleone
this one takes the cake, because, yeah its really NOT a ripoff of the sopranos, the other really bad one is when you r out to do some cel e bratin make sure a dd is navigatin

Nooo wait, Im the one who says things.

Tazz

07-19-2002, 06:32 PM

When the guy says that he "mastered" some game, I always think he's about to say "masturbate". They trick me every time

I think the exact same way. Everytime, I think he is about to tell his mom that he can't talk because he is masturbating. I hate that fucking commercial.

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The FezFan

07-20-2002, 05:13 PM

My favorite is the Mr. wedding band guitar paler one

Faugh-an-ballagh, clear the way me boys

NatureboyNB

07-21-2002, 07:54 PM

i like the commercials where they sing "real men of genius".... "here's to you Mr. Department Store Toilet Paper Refiller Guy"....

RFRutgerHauer

07-21-2002, 11:13 PM

My favorite is the Captian Morgans one, where they say womans arobics is a sport...a spectator sport.

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Spoil-Sport

07-22-2002, 05:42 AM

I may be crazy, but every time I hear the Capt. Morgan commercial I can swear they are singing 'Al Dukes'. Listen next time. 

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Death Metal Moe

07-22-2002, 08:53 AM

The only GOOD WNEW commerical, is a DEAD WNEW commercial!

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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Crickett

07-22-2002, 04:17 PM

Best WNEW commercial: One of the Budweiser commercials & the Captain Morgan commercials.

Worst WNEW commercial: O & A advertising Stacker 2. Hey, I had Tinu syndrome and I lost 50 pounds just fine. I could eat whatever I wanted and I wouldn't have to worry that what I was eating was being absorbed by my kidneys.

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"Series 4 de-atomizer."

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Servo

07-24-2002, 02:28 PM

The "Don Corleone" quote is from the show "Street Time." It's actually a pretty decent show. But the commercial is on non-stop, so it gets pretty damn annoying.

Another sickening commercial is on right now, for Neil Toyota... "follow the road to Neil." RRRRRGH!

philby

07-25-2002, 06:00 AM

I change the station because you get a minimum of 5 minutes to hear a song, take a piss or whatever. But the worst commercial( I dont know who its for but it started as a live read) is the one with Opie talking while eating. Spit it out, man!

Must...build...the...pyramid.

Spoil-Sport

07-25-2002, 06:02 AM

I heard one last night about a product that makes your junk grow. At the end of the commercial the announcer said 'think long & hard'. Real subtle. 

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Cybersoldier

07-25-2002, 07:02 AM

The best one are when anthony is on with the guys

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Zipgun

07-25-2002, 10:05 AM

The Coors Light one with the dance party song guy singing "GIDDY GA GA GA! GIDDY GA GA GA! GIDDY GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA !!!!

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sebin123

07-25-2002, 08:55 PM

The Citrona one is over played. But the blockbuster one is the worst... I hate the White Castle commercial, where they are in the car too..

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HordeKing1

07-26-2002, 06:20 AM

Most horrid commercials:

1. Temperpedic
2. Sears Siding
3. Longitude
4. Click on Citrone
5. Blockbuster
6. Real Men of Genuis (Bud)

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philby

07-26-2002, 07:45 AM

Has anyone ever bought these products because of thes commercials? I haven't.

Must...build...the...pyramid.

Spoil-Sport

07-26-2002, 08:16 AM

Judging by the commercials the only people who listen to WNEW must be bald, fat guys who can't get up their too small junk. 

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ChrisTheCop

07-26-2002, 08:54 AM

"Whats-your-experience -with-data..doctor? Is-a -question-we-love-to-hear at Stat-en Island university hospital..." Worst read ever.

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Freal

07-26-2002, 03:16 PM

Citone.com and
Blockbuster

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Freal

07-26-2002, 03:16 PM

and the one for a beer that has the song...
BECAUSE WE CAN CAN CAN! BECAUSE WE CAN CAN CAN...
CYA!

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The real Kenny Allen

07-27-2002, 04:56 AM

The Coors Light one with the dance party song guy singing "GIDDY GA GA GA! GIDDY GA GA GA! GIDDY GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA !!!!

"Cause we can can can,
Cause we can can can can can can can can can can"
I hate that one.

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TheMojoPin

07-27-2002, 08:05 PM

All the "BECAUSE WE CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN!!!" song has established is that "Moulin Rouge" is by far the most horrid movie I'll never see.

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daysOFdumpy

07-28-2002, 10:23 AM

see i love the Coors Light commercial... "because we CAN CAN CAN." that spot is on TV also... and i love the techno music in the back - reminds me of when i'm in a club (he he)

the other one i'm liking is a kick back to old school days of SURE deodorant....

"confident, confident dry and secure ....
raise your hand, raise your hand, if you're......"

BA 662... thats one bad ass card.

42nd-delay

08-15-2002, 11:45 AM

I have to add that commercial for the "Showtime" DVD. Why would I buy it when none of the jokes in the ad are funny? I guess people will forget how this movie bombed at the box office and just buy it cause it has a couple of stars in it.

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TheMojoPin

08-15-2002, 12:58 PM

The worst have to be those awful Bud haiku commercials. Bud is for drinking when you need to steel your nerve to slip it in your sister. A Bud drinker wouldn't know poetry if it came up and keyed their pickup.

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Crippler

08-15-2002, 06:13 PM

The worst commercial EVER, even though it isn't presently running, is the one for the Doctor's Nightguard! I turn the station immediately cause I almost vomit from the sound bite of someone grinding their teeth. There are three versions of the commercial, and two of them have the sound bite in it. It's worse than nails on a chalkboard. I wish dysentery on that doctor.

...silent, but violent!

bossjimbob

08-16-2002, 09:12 AM

A Bud drinker wouldn't know poetry if it came up and keyed their pickup.

Thanks a lot man. I laughed so hard clam chowder came out my nose.

By the way, that lisping DHT baldness jackass is quite irritating. He and the Cittone idiot need to play with loaded guns.

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alsatool

08-16-2002, 09:24 AM

what's the DD song?

Bill From Yorktown

08-16-2002, 09:35 AM

oh yea that "street time" on both cause it sucked and they played it 10 times an hour. my other personal pet peeve are any "I'm a broke dumbass, but my car's only 2 years old but my whiny neighbor has a new one, so I NEEEED a new one now" (ok I embelish)

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TheRonFan

08-16-2002, 09:36 AM

The worst is the one for the cell phones where the guy calls his friend at 3 o'clock in the morning. The guy sounds like he's dropping a batch. I hate that fucking commercial.

Also horrible....the one (I think Stacker 2??) where the guys says "OK" a thousand times. "OK it's almost lunchtime.....OK it's 2 hours until lunch...OK"

bossjimbob

08-16-2002, 09:42 AM

my other personal pet peeve are any "I'm a broke dumbass, but my car's only 2 years old but my whiny neighbor has a new one, so I NEEEED a new one now" (ok I embelish)

Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Drag your unemployed ass down to Brad Benson motors, and drive away in a new Hyundai!

Testimonial: I have been broke and out of work for three years. I have 10 kids with 10 mothers, and am on disability. And Brad Benson gave me a car!

(these are the assholes the rest of us have to pay for when they file chapter 11...ugh...bucket please.)

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Spoil-Sport

08-16-2002, 10:28 AM

[quote]I have to add that commercial for the

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08-16-2002, 10:30 AM

talk about eerie timing:

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