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The Blowhard
07-19-2002, 07:54 PM
76-year-old survives bear attack by hugging it
A 76-year-old Japanese man has survived a bear attack by hugging the animal.
Noboru Toyoshima, from Kyowa, Akita Prefecture, was hiking on mountain slopes when he came face-to-face with a mother bear and its cub.
He says the mother was about to swipe him when he remembered a friend telling him: "Bears can't move easily when grabbed face-on.''
He rushed at the bear and hugged it before kicking its leg and tripping it. They fell 10 metres down a hill.
The bear then fled. The Asahi Shimbun says the pensioner suffered claw marks on his head and shoulders.
He says they struggled for two or three minutes before he tripped the animal.
Doctors say he'll be in hospital for about five days.
He said: "I thought I would be killed. I'm glad to be alive. It was so fearsome. I don't want to go to the mountains for the time being."
Story filed: 09:22 Friday 19th July 2002
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Metal leg Will
07-20-2002, 12:13 AM
hahahahhaaaa - He should've carried a taser <P>
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Ralphy Ramone
07-20-2002, 02:44 AM
Kudos to the old man.Obviously he is "smarter than the average bear"!
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Tall_James
07-20-2002, 04:30 AM
Wow! He "bear"ly survived! It would have been un"bear"able if he died.
OK, you can shoot me now.
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DarkHippie
07-20-2002, 05:33 AM
old japanese men are so fuckin badass!!
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TheMojoPin
07-20-2002, 07:18 AM
Sounds like an old kamikaze pilot who can't break those old habits.
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07-20-2002, 08:08 AM
lmfao mojo
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Captain Rooster
07-20-2002, 08:21 AM
Would a reach-around work?
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The FezFan
07-20-2002, 05:55 PM
damn japs always thinkin
seagullbeagle
07-20-2002, 06:39 PM
i think that old japanese man spun that story around........
"Bear survives attack by man obsessed with bestial sex........"
And I'm willing to bet they "struggled" for more than three minutes.
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He rushed at the bear and hugged it before kicking its leg and tripping it.
Exactly what I would have done.
No?
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Aggie
07-20-2002, 09:20 PM
Wax on, wax off.
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DarkHippie
07-21-2002, 05:55 PM
someone should tell this to the silverback gorilla
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Spoil-Sport
07-22-2002, 05:26 AM
Would a reach-around work? <P>
lol....or if things get really desperate a Rusty Trombone <P>
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furie
07-22-2002, 08:07 AM
i'll have to remember to tell this
to the Gorilla.
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