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Pootertoot

07-21-2002, 06:28 PM

You shouldn't fuck with a dog in the room. Not only will it traumatize them, it may prevent you from getting any.

A short while ago, I was JUST about to get my F on when I got up to check if the door was locked. While walking back to the bed, her dog jumped up and licked my peesh. Not only was it disturbing, cold, and wet, my girlfriend just burst out laughing and couldn't stop for 5 minutes, completely killing the mood. Besides, how was I supposed to put it in with dog spit on it? ::shudders::

What's your best mood killer story?

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F1Gm3nT

07-21-2002, 07:02 PM

try having a cat try to fukin pounce on your dick while the misses sits on your face

now that's fun!! *sarcsm*

this is one of the reason why I prefer dogs tho

I always lock my dog outside the room when sex is planed to go on

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CaptClown

07-21-2002, 07:26 PM

There is nothing worse than having a kid walk into the room while you and your girl are going at it, or the woman's husband walking in on you. Those are real mood killers.

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F1Gm3nT

07-21-2002, 07:32 PM

or the woman's husband walking in on you. Those are real mood killers.

even worse when the husband is a spic from the motherland...straight up niggah.... or a wait... us spics don't fear whitey...just when they have badges

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Aggie

07-21-2002, 07:56 PM

try having a cat try to fukin pounce on your dick while the misses sits on your face
F1G-That kind of turned me on! :)

If a guy ever pushes my head down while I'm giving him oral, that will kill the mood - I might just accidentaly bite down (I haven't yet, but I'm not saying I never would). Guys, don't do that!

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EffMeBoobs

07-22-2002, 04:10 AM

Hey all my dog wanted was a biscuit! Can't blame her for getting confused. The strange part about all of this is Lou slept downstairs in the den where my dog sleeps. Hmmm.......weird.

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ShelleBink

07-22-2002, 08:51 AM

Guy's Dad walks in

says

"WAY TO GO SON!"

closes door.

We had beer waiting for us downstairs when we were...done...
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I think a bigger mood killer is Pootertoot talking about monkeys and Perfect Strangers and whatever else that I can't remember right now :P

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fiestygal

07-22-2002, 09:30 AM

hearing the word BITCH & CUNT....yucky...that's not right..HEY FELLAS!!! how'd you like it if a girl mentions guy on guy man ass...THATS A REAL MOOD KILLER FOR YA

I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!

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Sheeplovr

07-22-2002, 09:52 AM

I cant get the image out of my head

jsut the dog comes up and Ahh then it shakes up and down like a diving board ahhh

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sourkitty

07-22-2002, 10:16 AM

I agree... pushin my head down while i am givin head is not a good move...when a guy did that i totally stopped.

Another mood killer is when his phone rings and he answers!!! or a guy not takin off his boxers during sex...instead just pullin out the dik...i hate that. It ruins the moment and expierence incredibly.

i kno i got a lot more but my brain isnt workin to well rite now

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Michael Fury

07-22-2002, 10:24 AM

Putting in a Meatloaf CD.

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F1Gm3nT

07-22-2002, 01:48 PM

F1G-That kind of turned me on!

was it the way I put it... cause well.. the idea of that fukin cat dosen't do anything to me but make me hate cats

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hyperspace

07-24-2002, 09:57 AM

she says "hold on...its your mother"

"I don't know how the f**k you knew that ring was a fugazy"

sunndoggy8

07-24-2002, 02:14 PM

Putting in a Meatloaf CD

I don't care what you say, Paradise by the Dashboard Light was a song made for lovin'!

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Jennitalia

07-24-2002, 02:19 PM

If a guy ever pushes my head down while I'm giving him oral, that will kill the mood - I might just accidentaly bite down (I haven't yet, but I'm not saying I never would). Guys, don't do that!

I couldnt agree with you more, aggie!

and Poot, the dog probably thought your cock was a chewie or something. :)

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JerseyRich

07-24-2002, 02:21 PM

I don't care what you say, Paradise by the Dashboard Light was a song made for lovin'!

Agreed...IF YOU ARE A GUY BANGING ANOTHER GUY!

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