Ron and Fez are using ANOTHER one of my promos.

[PanterA]

hey what up people i'm so excited that Ron and Fez will be using another promo that i wrote. This will be the 2nd one they used of mine.

Next time on a very special Ron and Fez.

Ron has a flash back about his war days

Ron: "So there I was Fezzie, surrounded by 20 no 30 VCs with only 5 bullets left."

Fez: "On man Ronnie! What did you do?"

Ron: "I did what every well trained seal would do in that situation. I took out 5 of them with the bullets I had left, and like lightning I pulled out my knife and slashed each one of their throats."

Fez: "WOW Ron, Vietnam must have been a scary time."

Ron: "Vietnam? No Fez this happened 2 days ago on mott street."

Fez: "Ronnie, that's Chinatown!!!"

Ron: "Oh..."

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[JustJon]

lol. nice work, Pants.

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[Carter]

To be aired on June 15 2029

Next time on a very special Carter and Pantera dot Coooooooooooom

Carter looks back on his website days

Carter: Yo Pantera, do you remember when you used to write promos for Ron and Fez?

Pantera: Yeah that was awesome

Carter: How come you dont write like that for our show?

Pantera: Oh i dunno, maybe because I hate you.

Carter: Huh?

Pantera: Did you say something?

Carter: Man its times like this when we can really understand eachother that makes this show so great

Pantera: I loathe you

Carter: Huh?

Pantera: Oh i love the clothes on you

Carter: Oh i know they're great

Pantera: Shut up and let me post

Carter: huh?

Pantera: Be quiet

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
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[EffMeBoobs]

Brav-effin-O PanterA!!

Lookie here, we have a PanterA wanna-be! Looks like PanterA is getting some competition. Is it going to be a brawl boys? I wanna see some mud wrestling action.

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[JustJon]

I think it would be a fair fight if I downgraded both of them to "members" :)

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[Carter]

hahaha..... you see that's funny............... cause it's true

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
I need a sig :(

[Kewlkat]

Congrats Pantera. ;-)

Your noone til somebody hates you

[TomPoo]

Congrats PantarA

How does someone like me trying to break into the promo writing business get started?

Where can I send my Ron and Fez Promos?

Reeking of Awesomeness
---Tom Poo

[girl germs]

pantera, i don't get it...i'm sure what you wrote is really funny though.

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[PanterA]

woohooo they are running it today.
How does someone like me trying to break into the promo writing business get started?
Just write them up and email them to Ron: RonandFez@aol.com

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[HordeKing1]

PANTERA - Brilliant! Keep em comming.

CARTER - I literally laughed out loud. I especially like the dot cooooooooooooooooom part.

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[Doug]

Congrats Pantera

[Carter]

Next time on a very special Ron AAND FEEEZZZ

Fez learns about sexuality

Fez: Hey Ron i just learned what a glory hole was... Do you know what that is?

Ron: Yeah i do. It's disgusting homosexual sex act. What on god green earth did you think was?

Fez: Well Ronny i thought it was something outta the bible and i kept asking my priest "can you take me to the glory hole" and "show me the glory hole" and "please father let me jump in the glory hole with you."

Ron: Oh christ. Dont tell me something developed oiut of this situation

Fez: Well Ronny, he took me to the bathroom and said "sit in that stall and look into the glory hole"

Ron: Just stop now

Fez: you konw what else was funny, the pastor kept saying "i'm gonna baptise you son, oh yeah i'm gonna baptize you" AN he did, but it wasnt water, it was like vanilla frosting but tasted bad. And he didnt spread it on my head, it went all over my mouth... [..trails off..]

Ron: I'm gonna be sick.

Fez: Well if you have to go to the bathroom go into the third stall, i cut a whole in the other two so that all the others at work can be glorified

Ron: I loathe you

Ron and Fez... middays

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
I need a sig :(

This message was edited by Carter on 6-14-01 @ 12:18 AM

[Carter]

and no i'm not gay... this is for comedy purposes only

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
I need a sig :(

[Angelo from da Bronx]

I'm a little late here, but I heard the promo and it was funny as hell, nice work PanterA.

[Carter]

yeah seriously the chinatown line is priceless


-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
I need a sig :(

[PanterA]

grassy-ass

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CYA!
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