Sweet Melissa turned me...OFF

[ChrisTheCop]

I've been catching up on my R and F tapes, and just heard the one where Ron was trying to get in touch with Melissa to locate the sausage store. Now. Like the rest of u, I've always thought Melissa was a sweet, down-to-earth, amazingly intelligent young woman (Ive never seen her, so I cant comment on her looks)Oh-and very talented with the moans! BUT, her behavior on this particular episode gave me a friggin headache. What did Ron do to deserve this treatment? Just tell him where the butcher is already! It's understandable that u dont want all the listeners to hear it, since its such a "family secret", but He's Ron! He's been nothing but nice to you..he made u a friggin star for gods sake! He'll be happy, you'll be happy for doing a nice thing, and the butcher will be happy cuz for the 1st time since yr granpa died, he's got a new customer! woohoo! Does anyone else agree with me that its a ridiculous notion to tease someone with info and not give it? Or am I insane?

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[Death Metal Moe]

You'll never get it out of me, Copper! I'm not stoolie!
HAHAHAHA!! That was some great Tom Foolery.

Anyway, I'm torn with Melissa. Yea, she's probably hot, but I was never too excited by her on the show. So when she started this SHIT with the frigin sausage, I was automatically agitated with her ass. I'm just sitting there, thinking of GREAT grilled food, and sympathizing with Ron. All he wants is some good food! And whe built this sausage up, and then never gave up the stuff!

She's a Sausage Tease!

Shame on you, Melissa. Give Ron the GODDAMN store name! Give it out over the air, and I'll go there for sausage sometime too!

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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[Captain Rooster]

Melissa is a great person, she knows how to keep a secret.

She will take the name of that place to the grave.



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[Earth2RON]

she did say that it was a family thing,so there for she has the right not to tell!

its just a piece of meat give me a break,i dont think its that important for anyone to know all about it.


Or am I insane?
not insane,you just sound like a better ex girlfriend trying to get back at your man:)

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[ChrisTheCop]

Whereas I agree that she doesnt have to give up this so called family secret (which is just plain silly)..but anyway, I agree, but then why even mention it to poor Ronny? It's like when u were a kid in grammar school saying, " I know a secret about so-and-so, but I'm not tellin..nyah!" Imagine the uproar if I called in and told Fez that I knew of a place where he could get the best oreo Ice cream cakes...for free!!! But...I'm not tellin him where it is. Ridiculous.

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[Pootertoot]

So you guys are upset that someone is keeping you from sausage?

Hmmm...

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[ADF]

I'll play "hide the salami" with Melissa any day.

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[Earth2RON]

So you guys are upset that someone is keeping you from sausage?
i wish someone would keep me away from mines!

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[ChickenHawk]

I like the term "Tom Foolery".


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looked like a dildo..."

[ChrisTheCop]

i wish someone would keep me away from mines!


Princess Diana tried, now I think her son is carrying on her work.

This message was edited by ChrisTheCop on 7-24-02 @ 1:03 AM

[HordeKing1]

Melissa is an extraordinarily bright, nice and funny young woman.

She's terrific on the show and contributes greatly to it.

Remember though that she does have an outside life and today she exercised her right to choose to respect that life.

What may seem "silly" to some might be very meaningful to others. So cut her a break.

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[Spoil-Sport]

She obviously learned the 2 most important things in life: <P>
Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut - Robert DeNiro 'Goodfellas' <P>

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[Dan]

It's all a scam. I go to a guy in
Hoboken, who, after a while,
started saying he was giving me
"his best stuff" cause he like me
and then I found out later that he
said that to everyone.

Also, I go to a liquor store where
the dude always rounds down the
total to make you feel like he's
giving you a deal, but he does it to
everyone.

It's just good business and
Melissa's family got suckered in...


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[TheMojoPin]

So the more people that eat and BUY (It IS a business) this sausage...the less gooder it is?

Now I'm starvin' for some logic.

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[Sheeplovr]

its super secret lamb sauasage

i cant belive you can get annoyed at this little thing

i dont even know what else to say if you cant under stand the secretness

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[Sunrisa]

Dear Chris,

I offered to get Ronnie the sausage. I offered to prepare him the food. If you think i am being disrespectful by not giving the name of the butcher, im sorry to you.
I offered to pay for any and i mean any cut of meat he wants.
If he doesnt like those terms, that is fine. But that is what i can do.
I just wanted to ensure that he got the best cut of meat at the best prices....
sorry if YOU think that is disrespectful.

I love ronnie and fezzie.



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stand united.

[ChrisTheCop]

im sorry to you.

Your apology is misdirected. I was merely expressing my disappointment in the way you treated RON. Please direct any apologies to him.

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[Cybersoldier]

chris the cop starting the sweet melissa backlash? Either way Sweet melissa is cute and man all those things she said on the radio always turn me on

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[HordeKing1]

CHRIS - I respectfully suggest that you're blowing this out of proportion.

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[TheMojoPin]

im sorry to you.

"I'll splesh de pot vhenever de feck I vant..."

But I'm so confused... the bad part of telling Ron the name of the shop is that more people will be able to enjoy this delicious sausage? Or the fact this butcher will obviously see a boost in business from the free advertising and will thusly make more money? How would more business effect the quality of the sausage? I'm not trying to be a dick, just honestly baffled...

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[Se7en]

Remember though that she does have an outside life and today she exercised her right to choose to respect that life.

What may seem "silly" to some might be very meaningful to others. So cut her a break.

It was a fucking SAUSAGE.

That whole segment was like pulling teeth because she wouldn't tell him the name of a store that sells goddamn sausages.

Jews had an easier time getting out of Nazi Germany than Ron did getting any information out of her.

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[HordeKing1]

Melissa (and anyone else) is not obligated to say anything they don't want to.

Again, even if it seems silly or trivial to you, it obviously was not to her.

Frankly I don't understand why anyone is making much ado about nothing.

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[Pootertoot]

I'm reporting this to that guy who played the Lieutenant in Police Academy. A man with such a sausage vendetta should not be armed and dangerous.

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[fatty]

all chris is saying is that she shouldn't have brought it up if she wasn't going to tell him. i don't think this is chris bashing sweet melissa, it was more of an opinion about people who bring things up but then don't tell. i doubt it was anything personal. <P>
i could really care less about the matter but i must say chris has balls for stating what he knew would be an unpopular opinion, especially about the show's sweetest girl. <P>
we all know chris didn't like the way she acted about this and we all know melissa would do anything for ron and fez so let's all relax. <P>

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[ChrisTheCop]

Thank you FATTY! I thought I had made all that clear in my 1st post, but seeing the "backlash," apparently not. lol. In no way was I trying to create an anti-Melissa environment, nor (and perhaps more importantly) an anti-Chris environment. I was not looking for the name of the butcher for myself. I was merely stating an opinion...isnt that what the board is all about?? Thanks to all who FINALLY saw what i meant and supported my right to that opinion, and to those who agreed. Also to those who im'd/emailed their support (afraid to post...can u blame em?). I'll try to be less "controversial" in the future. wow.

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[TheMojoPin]

Must I now scream it from the mountain tops? WHY IS IT BAD IF MORE PEOPLE CAN BUY THIS DAMNSAUSAGE?!?! Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!!!

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[swiss miss]

baby doll...i think you MAY be reading into this too much!! I think she was being playful and coy, as only she can be...And as for her looks, she is absolutly BEAUTIFUL. She is a classic beauty with an amazing mind....im glad to have met her a few times. Please dont let this 1 on air incident ruin your opinion of her, its not fair to judge her on that!!!! She is and always me #1 in my book....sweet melissa forever!!!!!! <P>

[angrymissy]

I don't think that chris was taking a direct jab at melissa - just saying he hates when people won't fess up to a secret. this whole thread has been blown outta proportion. i love melissa and shes a sweetie :)

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[JustJon]

melissa rocks the party that rocks the body. If she wants to keep it to herself, that's her perogative.

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[Pootertoot]

I appreciate a girl who holds on tight to sausage.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Melissa is one of the most beautiful people I know. She's loving and caring. Especially to Ron and Fez. She would never do anything to ruin their fun or the show. So the girl wants to hold onto the sausage. Can't blame her for that, I'd NEVER let anything in that shape out of my reach.

Girls and Sausage = You Never Sausage A Hotter Thing ;)

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[fatty]

there's still more to say about this thread?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

This is such a silly thread.

Eh, cut Chris a little slack. He was just stating an opinion and not trying to slam Melissa. We all agree Melissa is a great chicka.

Now let's put this thread to bed!

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[TheMojoPin]

No, don't end it yet, by my count we have at least 436 possibilities of the "sausage=penis" shitck to still plow through...

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[ChrisTheCop]

Eh, cut Chris a little slack. He was just stating an opinion and not trying to slam Melissa. We all agree Melissa is a great chicka.

Now let's put this thread to bed!


AMEN! Thanks to njdmmoe, ,se7en, fatty, angrymissy, alice s fuzztbutt, and others for either agreeing with me, supporting my right to an opinion, or at least actually reading my original post and/or hearing the segment of which i wrote before commenting. It was just an opinion people! Now, again...
Now let's put this thread to bed!




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