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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-24-2002, 05:58 PM
That's right, I'm talking about New Jersey's one and only Death Metal Moe .

He's obnoxious, funny, did I mention obnoxious?, and keeps this board from turning into a wuss fest.

All hail Moe!

toodles!

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Knowledged_one
07-24-2002, 06:06 PM
I can hear that ass kissing all the way here in maryland

Eat a Bag of Dicks

nickeye
07-24-2002, 06:07 PM
I always picture the bad guy in "8mm".

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F1Gm3nT
07-24-2002, 06:09 PM
EGGERS RULES!!!!

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Earth2RON
07-24-2002, 06:20 PM
i like Moe cuz he is a sarcastic fukker just like myself:)

im always for the person who never bite their lip in order to make people feel good!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-24-2002, 06:22 PM
I can hear that ass kissing all the way here in maryland



You're a Mary. Now go fuck yourself.

XOXO~
Fuzzy

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 7-24-02 @ 10:23 PM

A.J.
07-24-2002, 07:20 PM
Moe's posts are always good stuff.

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Zipgun
07-24-2002, 07:37 PM
I wanna be a spy in the house of Moe.

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The Blowhard
07-24-2002, 09:32 PM
They should parachute this kid into Afghanistan.
Can you imagine the carnage? He would eat Osama for breakfast.


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PanterA
07-24-2002, 09:38 PM
Moe kicks major anus.

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DroopyGirl
07-25-2002, 01:51 AM
I always picture him laughing like: "Boohahhaa" with an echo

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Who'll be there when I need someone
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RF Godfather
07-25-2002, 02:51 AM
Moe is the shit! He posts things that people think!

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ADF
07-25-2002, 02:55 AM
I think every one of us has a little bit of Moe in our heart.. I'm so ashamed.

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wilee
07-25-2002, 07:21 AM
The wit, the sarcasm, the mask? Yeah, he be cool.

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Aggie
07-25-2002, 07:35 AM
He's growing on me. At first I wasn't too sure, now I enjoy reading his posts, pretty soon I'll LOVE them! :) Oh, and when I found out our evil, masked poster had a god daughter, I had to like him!

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so fuck you
and your untouchable face
fuck you
for existing in the first place
and who am i
that i should be vying for your touch
who am i
bet you can't even tell me that much

This message was edited by Aggie on 7-25-02 @ 11:38 AM

Death Metal Moe
07-25-2002, 10:35 AM
HA! I guess I have hit the Big Time! (Imagine song of the same name by Peter Gabriel playing in the background as you read my response. DO IT, DAMNIT!!)

Thanks Alice! And thanks to all who gave "props". FLAIR CHOPS TO ALL HATERS!!

I actually apprciate this topic, because I was under the impression that 99% of posters hated me. At least now I know that there are many of you that understand that my posts are to be taken as a sarcastic joke, not a shot at you, or whoever it may be aimed. You all at least, understand sarcasm and have a descent sense of humor.

I accept this award on behalf of mysel, and thank NO ONE! BWAAA HAHAHAHA!!!!! (evil echo added in your own head. Sorry, it's just text!)

And to all who ever took what I sad about you personally, Ball Sweat on you! Nya, nya, nya nya, nya! I have my OWN Appreciation thread! This makes up for my deleted "Grammar" thread, that most of you here probably remember.

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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Sheeplovr
07-25-2002, 12:26 PM
Poot was right
hes the new favorit ill get my bags

number 333 its the way to be
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jamesdiggy
07-25-2002, 06:40 PM
Subtle, demur, and knows how to gingerly thread a needle. I always enjoy a DM Moe post.

I like my women the way I like my coffee, in a plastic cup.

Death Metal Moe
07-25-2002, 07:10 PM
Oh come now, Sheepy. Buck up, Mister! There'll be none of that talk.

I'll eventually insult someone again, and you'll be the sweetheart of the board all over again. After all, Moe is the man today, but Loving Sheep is ETERNAL!

Anyway, MY THREAD RULZ!!!

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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Arienette
07-25-2002, 08:27 PM
it's a little odd that this thread should be here now... i was planning on posting a moe thread myself...

last night (well actually, early this morning) i had a dream about moe. there were others around, but he's the only one i could identify. it was a bit of a romantic dream, if you will. with foosball. i'm really not sure what to make of all this... i guess we'll see what happens tonight

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i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-25-2002, 08:54 PM
it was a bit of a romantic dream, if you will. with foosball.


I think I'm in love!

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Captain Rooster
07-26-2002, 09:40 AM
Moe actually tore a man's arm off and beat him to death with it because he didn't like the guy's watch.

I would not mess with the Moe. He has even created a new follower Death Metal Fuzzybutt

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-26-2002, 09:52 AM
Death
Metal Fuzzybutt


Hmmmm, I'm thinking it's perhaps time for a status change. :-)

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 7-26-02 @ 2:17 PM

Aggie
07-26-2002, 10:00 AM
Anyway, MY THREAD RULZ!!!
Moe is SO loving this thread! Don't let his head get too big that his sarcasm will disappear!

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Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
I swear to God, one of these days I'll just kick this piece
of shit out the window. - Office Space

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so fuck you
and your untouchable face
fuck you
for existing in the first place
and who am i
that i should be vying for your touch
who am i
bet you can't even tell me that much

Pootertoot
07-26-2002, 10:14 AM
I liked Moe back before it was cool to like Moe. Back when he first came on the board, and then Rooster started calling himself the masked poster, and Moe got upset and left for a while. Man, you all just jumped on the gravy train.

Posers.

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wilee
07-26-2002, 10:15 AM
Moe is SO loving this thread! Don't let his head get too big that his sarcasm will disappear!Or his mask won't fit....

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Captain Rooster
07-26-2002, 10:33 AM
then Rooster started calling himself the masked poster


I did what?
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Pootertoot
07-26-2002, 10:38 AM
You know you've been on the message board too long when you don't remember your own bits.

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Hosp
07-26-2002, 05:23 PM
Care?

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Death Metal Moe
07-26-2002, 09:33 PM
I have to be honest with you. When Moe pops up during your sleepy time, it's usually a nightmare. I hope I was a Gentleman. I ALWAYS take the lady to HER favorite All You Can Eat Chinese buffet BEFORE I Pop my Cork on her Chest. HAHAHAHA!!!

And that little exchange with Rooster was the first REAL time I felt like ANYONE noticed me on the board. Thanks Rooster!

So anyway, HOSP, if you don't care about me, why did you even bother to read my Appreciation thread? I think you can't get enough of THIS!!

And the day I start leaving Syrupy Sweet posts is the day I give ALL my fellow board members permission to SHOOT ME! I'm actually a pretty even tempered person, but Sweet? NO. And here in Cyberspace, I don't need to be nice to ANYONE!

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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Pootertoot
07-26-2002, 10:27 PM
And that little exchange with Rooster was the first REAL time I felt like ANYONE noticed me on the board. Thanks Rooster!

See, I told you it happened Rooster.

Damn it! Moe was supposed to yell at me for being so cliquey about Moe, and then I was gonna in turn yell at Moe for not being allowed in the Moe clique. FOILED AGAIN!

I'll get you Moe, if it's the last thing I do!!!

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Death Metal Moe
07-26-2002, 10:41 PM
Hey Pootertoot. Were you stroking a huge Black handlebar Mustache as you uttered the phrase "FOLIED AGAIN" ?

Or perhapse you were surrounded by 4 meddeling kids and a huge orange dog who talks?

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

I will NOT be defeated inside my OWN Appreciation thread!!

APPRECIATE THIS!!!

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VOTE FOR UNHALLOWED!

Zipgun
07-27-2002, 03:40 AM
http://unhallowed.com/sigs/Sexin.jpg

Isn't he just DREAMY?!

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Captain Rooster
07-27-2002, 05:08 AM
I ALWAYS take the lady to HER favorite All You Can Eat Chinese buffet BEFORE I Pop my Cork on her Chest. HAHAHAHA!!!



Did I mention that he is a quite the helpless romantic too?

Moe, do you burst out with a triumphant evil laugh everytime you "pop" on one of your lady friends' chests?

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Gvac
07-27-2002, 05:42 AM
Death Metal Moe fan since day 1!

I always get a kick out of Moe. He's almost as cantankerous as him namesake on the Simpsons.

Keep 'em comin', Moe!

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nickeye
07-27-2002, 05:50 AM
Moe sucks.

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Pootertoot
07-27-2002, 09:03 AM
MWUHAHAHAHA! The Moe Backlash has begun! The day is mine!

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EffMeBoobs
07-27-2002, 12:29 PM
Moe fucking rocks. Plain and simple. I didn't think he would be welcomed here because of his persona, but I'm glad we all LOVE THE MOE.

MOE 4 LIFE!!!!!!!! If anyone disagrees with this, you can go to fucking hell with a Chinese star up your anus!!!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-27-2002, 12:37 PM
Moe sucks


Ok mister, you've just asked for a can of whoop ass courtesy of Death Metal Fuzzybutt.

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Tall_James
07-27-2002, 01:14 PM
Love him...hate him...but you have to respect the Moe.

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Doogie
07-27-2002, 01:21 PM
He tells it like it is, or at least how it should be, and you gotta repsedct that...three cheers for Moe!!!

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nickeye
07-27-2002, 03:00 PM
Andy Rooney called... he wants his schtick back.

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Sheeplovr
07-27-2002, 04:56 PM
Andy Rooney has your number??

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

Zipgun
07-27-2002, 07:58 PM
Don't you hate it when Andy Rooney calls you? And what's with those eyebrows? I don't like those cheese doodles that are hard. I like the puffy cheese doodles. People that eat hard cheese doodles should be wrangled up and made to watch Yanni Live...

On Beta.

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Death Metal Moe
07-28-2002, 08:42 AM
I've become so well known, I even have an Anti Moe faction against me! More proof that I'm the Bee's Knees!! Hellz Yea!

But seriously, Andy Rooney is my dad.

APPRECIATE THIS!!!

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Sheeplovr
07-28-2002, 08:47 AM
tazz has andy rooneys number

no he realyl does ask tazz he will give it up

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

nellie
07-30-2002, 10:19 AM
moe is cool, he posted one of my favorite threads- watch the catholic church die

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Captain Rooster
07-30-2002, 10:25 AM
I knew Moe Rooney when he was a little cantankerous kid pushing girls off the slide at the park.

He used to wear a little Zorro mask he spraypainted red. Now he just uses the blood of dead kittens.

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Zipgun
07-31-2002, 05:34 PM
He was making his bones while you were going out with cheerleaders!


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Death Metal Moe
09-10-2002, 07:44 PM
::nudge::
MUST......FEED.......OWN.......EGO.......

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Tall_James
09-11-2002, 05:15 PM
Oh Moe. How the mighty have fallen. Here's a couple of bucks, go get a cup of coffee and a shave.

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ToddEVF
09-11-2002, 05:21 PM
Moe, you are da man. You rule da board with evil and wickedness. Hell, you rule the world now! Thats why it wears your mask. What else has to be said about Moe, beside that he is someone so evil I look up to them. and that says a lot

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Doogie
09-11-2002, 05:25 PM
He is da bomb

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-11-2002, 05:28 PM
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Edit: Rats! It won't show up. I'll e-mail it to ya MOE!


This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 9-11-02 @ 9:30 PM

Death Metal Moe
09-12-2002, 10:39 AM
Oh, thanks guys and gals, but it was just a little more Wise Ass Humor.

I can always count on my Loyal DEATH FACTION!!!!

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