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blakjeezis

07-25-2002, 09:17 AM

King, I've got a friend who I recently found out likes to masterbate. Now that's not so weird, in fact I'd say it is perfectly normal and healthy. The strange part is that he likes to shoot the product of his efforts onto the wall and watch it run down. Can you explain this, cause it's got me a little freaked out.

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Sheeplovr

07-25-2002, 09:28 AM

You mean you dont
You filthy animal

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Jennitalia

07-25-2002, 09:33 AM

if i had a cock, i'd probably see how far i can shoot my Jennie Juice across the room

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Death Metal Moe

07-25-2002, 10:52 AM

I'm no expert, but this sounds like a Serious problem! You need to set some ground rules.

You need to sit him down, and tell him that when you 2 are masturbating together, he MUST NOT shoot it on the wall, but instead into you're shared Jack Rag.

Your friend's name is't Dukes, is it? Come clean!

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Pootertoot

07-25-2002, 01:01 PM

He likes to watch it seep down the wall like a sticky ninja. 
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Aggie

07-25-2002, 01:13 PM

OMG, am I starting to think like Pooter? I was trying to think of the name of those toys, cuz that is what I thought of when I read this!

Oh, and BJ (hehe), how did you and your friend get on this topic or did you witness it first hand?

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blakjeezis

07-25-2002, 02:06 PM

I was actually told by a third party. We were talking about girlfriends and he told me that this guy's gf encourages this activity.

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HordeKing1

07-25-2002, 07:07 PM

BLAKJEEZIS - It turns his gf on. That sounds like a valid reason to do it.

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ADF

07-25-2002, 07:53 PM

Somehow, this reminds me of Cornelius C. Sugarcoat.

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grlNIN

07-26-2002, 03:15 PM

is it like a jiz race?...do you get a prize for the fastest time???

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Pootertoot

07-26-2002, 03:23 PM

For some reason, I think people were playing with that corncob in a different way than intended.

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Trojan_rabbit

07-26-2002, 03:27 PM

Actully the G/f at first Told me about this Because wanted to Know if it was Normal. I told her It is, FOR Him

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blakjeezis

07-27-2002, 01:37 PM

Wow, you really are retarded, Rabbit. How 'bout learn some grammar, punctuation, and when to use and not use capital letters. Anyway, King, he was doing it before she met him. I guess since he discovered his pud. It just so happens she's as big a freak as he is.

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Death Metal Moe

07-27-2002, 01:57 PM

Careful Blakjeezis. Don't correct people's Grammar, or you might get labeled as some sort of freak.

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HordeKing1

07-27-2002, 09:07 PM

Things that are unusual are not necessarily pathological.

While your friend's behavior seems a bit unusual, I doubt it's anything to worry about.

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noahfex

07-27-2002, 09:23 PM

Thats a little more than wierd thats kinda sick. Does he atleast clean off the wall when hes done?

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Captain Rooster

07-27-2002, 09:43 PM

I whack 'til I pass out.

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HordeKing1

07-28-2002, 09:42 AM

ROOSTER - Do you ever get the feeling you're cheating when you use your left hand?

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PanterA

07-29-2002, 12:11 PM

You think that's weird...I had a friend that liked to wack it in other peoples bathrooms. It was at a point where he was proud of it, and even bragged about it.

He even said that he liked wacking it in one of my other friends bathrooms in particular....but he never really had a reason why.

I think he was able to wack it in every single one of my friends bathrooms.

We only talked about it when we were really stoned and needed a laugh...but once we sobered up we realized it was disgusting and didnt want to talk about it.

We never kicked him out of the group...but we never let him use the bathroom...even when he swore it was to take a leek.

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sourkitty

07-29-2002, 02:25 PM

its not fair...guys can do all these kool things with their dik.. we cant do shit! I dont think it is too weird..as long as it isnt on the wall in his kitchen or n e thing. lol
WATCH, this will be like the next competition between guys...
how far can u shoot ur shot??? Instead of the size lol

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blakjeezis

07-29-2002, 04:08 PM

I've always prided myself on whacking in every bathroom I visit regularly, all my friends' and families' houses, every job, high school, college. In all of them have I spilled my seed.

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Pootertoot

07-29-2002, 04:23 PM

I say we make a jizz shooting gallery, and if you get it in the chick mannequin's mouth, her head spins around and it shoots out her ears. It'd be great!

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ToddEVF

07-29-2002, 04:28 PM

WATCH, this will be like the next competition between guys...
how far can u shoot ur shot??? Instead of the size lol

I hope so, then i won't have to feel awkward nude anymore.

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