Most Offensive Poster?

[DC Reed]

Who do you guys think is the most offensive poster on the board.

I dont even know where to begin.

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- Nice cat, whats his name?
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[ToddEVF]

I nominate Grim Sanity, our local serial killer. even when he isn't posting he can be offensive

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[Pootertoot]

Sweet Melissa has offended me more times than I can count.

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[Sheeplovr]

all the offensive posters have been banned except sweet melissa

number 333 its the way to be
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[Captain Rooster]

The new Death Metal Fuzzybutt.

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[furie]

Who was that kid who always posted about not asking out a girl.
His pussy-ness offended me.

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[grlNIN]

Inkgrrrl used to offend me i used to read her posts and want to do bad things but then i met her and she grew on me.lol. Seriously i think it would be Erinmoran, he was quite offensive in his day

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[Earth2RON]

Most Offensive Poster?
the ones that have more post than me.....grrrrrrr

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[DarkHippie]

njdmmoe is the only one who can be offensive, yet is still funny enough to get away with it

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Death Metal Fuzzybutt


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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 7-26-02 @ 9:03 PM

[Zipgun]

He's got a "winkin' " eye.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Hmmm... winking?



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[Death Metal Moe]

Wow. I'm coming up a lot in this forum, aint I?

Well Alice, is your heart open and ready to receive the Dark Gift my Master has to offer it?

I can offer you Money.
I can offer you Power.
I can offer you DOMINION!

Anyway, the most offensive poster is....(drum roll added by one of the voices in your head)

Who Knows!!!! I'm on the inside looking out. You let ME know. I don't think I'm offensive, but I guess my sarcasm leaves me in this catagory. So vote away!

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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[RF Godfather]

EVIL REIGNS and Moe has got this title hands down!

An offensive and funny Moe-fo! Moe is the man! Spread the disease, Death Metal!

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[furie]

Ah yes, soless. Thanks CZM

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Well Alice, is your heart open and ready to receive the Dark Gift my Master has to offer it?



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Sir! Yes sir!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Whoopsie, I mean

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ALL HAIL MOE! Master of the darkness, evil incarnate, and all around sarcastic bastard!

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[Arienette]

it's gotta be adf... he is so incredibly not funny and everytime he tries to make a joke, it offends me greatly.

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i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

it's gotta be adf... he is so incredibly not funny and everytime he tries to make a joke, it offends me greatly.




Ari's right. We'll just have to kill him. Sorry.

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You wanted the best, you got the best! The hottest sig pic maker in the world: SKIDMARK!

[ADF]

Ari's right. We'll just have to kill him. Sorry.


Aaaahhh! I'll be funnier, I promise! Please don't kill me!

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[Arienette]

Aaaahhh! I'll be funnier, I promise! Please don't kill me!stop trying to be funny... it's never gonna happen. just accept the fact that nothing you say is amusing and stop torturing us all and maybe we'll spare your life. maybe.

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worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[Death Metal Moe]

Come on Alice! Don't show me the kittens! They're so Frigin cute, I lose all my Evil power around them. They're like kryptonite to my online persona!

What does the winner get? I HOPE it's not a kick in the crotch.

And AL Dukes Fans is OK. Just cause he's not funny anymore, doesn't mean we need to kill him. HAHAHA! Just kidding, my Dukes loving friend.

APPRECIATE THIS!!!

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This message was edited by njdmmoe on 7-28-02 @ 12:44 PM

[Arienette]

And AL Dukes Fans is OK. Just cause he's not funny anymore, doesn't mean we need to kill himanymore? wouldn't that infer that he'd been funny at one point?

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worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[Sheeplovr]

Arienette is the worst poster ever its so offencive witht eh oh look at me im better then you cause ima amth genious thing

so my vote goes to her then Dark hippe for pumping his man boobs at me and poot

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Arienette]

Arienette is the worst poster ever its so offencive witht eh oh look at me im better then you cause ima amth genious thingand you said you couldnt spell my name

5 minutes in the box for you mister

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worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[ADF]

5 minutes in the box for you mister


I wouldn't mind spending a few minutes in Ari's.. um, never mind.

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[Sheeplovr]

and you said you couldnt spell my name

5 minutes in the box for you mister



what are you talkign abotu cut and paste rules

when did i say that anyways
iv only talked ot you liek 3 times ever
why do u stalk me

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POWER AND CHAOS

[Arienette]

iv only talked ot you liek 3 times ever
why do u stalk mehey you said you wanted a stalker... i'm just here to help

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i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[Death Metal Moe]

I think we've swerved off topic here. How about a vote for Tazz! He likes to offend too!

TAZZ

There's a vote for you man.

I personally don't think I can be offended, but I've read some pretty nasty stuff from you to other people. COOL!

APPRECIATE THIS!!!

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[Sheeplovr]

hey you said you wanted a stalker... i'm just here to help




dont touch me or im caling the cops

people who use the word newbie offend me

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Death Metal Moe]

FUCK THIS!! VOTING IS CLOSED!! DEATH METAL MOE IS VOTED MOST VULGAR POSTER!!

Thank you! Thank you all!

I'd like to thank....no one! I'm the only one responsible for my own destiny, so that's it.

I accept this title humbly...........yea

People's Choice:Most Vulgar Poster!

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[erole]

can we get a vulgar post from the new king of vulgar posts?

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[PanterA]

this is bullshit i want a mother fucking cock suck ass licking dick handling recount!

And i want it now you greesy piece's of shit!

hey you reading this...I just banged your grandmother in the ass.

that's right.

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[Hosp]

How did Moe win with only 3 votes? I swear I saw a few hanging chads. Where are the votes from florida? I can't believe I've never offended anyone...

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[Katylina]

she grew on me

Like a wart?

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[Tall_James]

My vote goes to....
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This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-31-02 @ 9:22 AM

[Cybersoldier]

Death Metal Fuzzybutt gets my vote

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[Sheeplovr]

F THIS!! VOTING IS CLOSED!! DEATH METAL MOE IS VOTED MOST VULGAR POSTER



you sold out man
you not about the posts anymore
its all about you i know who put you up to this its the new Chick man shes bad She breaking up the board man
Yo broa im series

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POWER AND CHAOS

[Death Metal Moe]

Oh, NOW we all start responding to this thread! I was waiting for someone to show interest in this, but when everyone left it alone, I just declared myself the winner! I'm up for an honest vote, if YOU ALL are willing to actually VOTE!

Until then, I will still call myself MOST VULGAR POSTER!

People's Choice:Most Vulgar Poster!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Death Metal Fuzzybutt gets my vote


Evil reigns!

"Yes, I am a man possessed by many demons...polite demons who would open the door for a lady carrying too many parcels, but demons none-the-less!"


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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 7-31-02 @ 3:25 PM

[erole]

Oh man, I just thought of the most offensive thing to say of ALL time, but I can't, cause I know I'll go hell for it, get beaten by most of you people, and even worse - get an EXTENDED VACATION ... AHHHHH!!!!
Unless of course I get special permission to post the Most Offensive Post of all time...and be given diplomatic board immunity
~otherwise i still vote for njdeathmetalmoelarryandcurly

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[JustJon]

Has to be Sweet Melissa. She's worse than that hate monger Brian Regan!

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[Pootertoot]

Moe has not offended me once. Aroused? Always. But offended? Never.

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[erole]

<a href="http://www253.pair.com/impaward/1995/to_wong_foo_thanks_for_everything_julie_newmar.htm l">most offensive poster</a>

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This message was edited by erole on 7-31-02 @ 5:54 PM

[The Blowhard]

ALL Offensive posters should be BANNED FOR LIFE.
ALL posts MUST never offend, provoke thought and expose self righteous boardmembers as hypocrites.
ALL posts Must represent the majority opinion of ALL boardmembers. Failure to comply will result in mindless mocking and sanctimonious criticism. You have the right to laugh at other's so called "SHOCK POSTS" but you have the right to whine and complain when they are talking about you.
SMILEY FACES are encouraged.
Medication is also encouraged.
Thank you.

[The Blowhard]

Double post.

This message was edited by Heckler on 2-14-03 @ 2:19 AM

[TheMojoPin]

I'm awfully offended by Moe's old "Sexin' The Place Up!" sig pic...and thusly am offended by Heckler bringing back this old thread that contains said offensive sig pic. You suck, old man. Why won't you die?

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[canofsoup15]

Noone is really offensive, except whackbagkid, he can be MAD offensive sometimes. :)

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Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

[DJEvelEd]

I am offended that I haven't offended anyone. I tried. I really tried. I thought I had some good tamp jokes & fecal jokes. Now I'm takin it to the next level fukers!!!!!!


(think....dammit.....think....ouch!)

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[TooCute]

SMILEY FACES are encouraged.

And with that, Heck overtakes certain other self-righteous hippocrites and leaps into the lead!!! :)!

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ADF makes great sigpics!

[The Blowhard]

You suck, old man. Why won't you die?



Soon, but not before I track you down and hang you up by your nipples like Richard Harris in "A Man Called Horse"!

And to you TooCute: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[TheMojoPin]

Soon, but not before I track you down and hang you up by your nipples like Richard Harris in "A Man Called Horse"!

Oh, hush. As soon as Valentine's Day is passed, you'll no longer whisper such sweet nothings in my ear...c'mere and NUZZLE me, dammit...

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[SatCam]

Heckler offends me.
So does Frank Black.
Thats why I have a restraining order on them :)

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[Death Metal Moe]

I'm awfully offended by Moe's old "Sexin' The Place Up!" sig pic


You know you love it Mojo.

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[DC Reed]

I remeber when this post got locked, then someone re-opened it and told us to play nice. Ahhh, the good ol days when i was a stupid newbie on the board and had a crappy sig pic.(not much has changed)

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[DJEvelEd]

**********************
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***Curtain Opens***

(ahem)

Licking her rung
with my 6 inch tongue
I can taste the feces
hanging off of her bung
She Quiefs my way
but I'm OK
'cause she drinks my cum
she's loads of fun
Well she's a slut
and I slam her butt
Her blistery piles
make 'em cum for miles...

Vette pal carajo mooseface!!!



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[Death Metal Moe]

Is it still Death Metal Moe? I've been a lot nicer lately. I may have to hand my position off to another......

NOT! FUCK OFF!! DEATH METAL MOE 4EVER!!!!!

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[Friday]

you all offend me.

but i think i like it.

that's why i keep commin back for more...



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Kudos to Jersey Rish my personal photographer!

Shhh....I hear something stupid...

[fluffernutter]

So does Frank Black.

Where the HELL has he been in the last week? Like he just rolled off into obscurity.

Ahhh, the good ol days when i was a stupid newbie on the board and had a crappy sig pic.(not much has changed)

You have become a legend sir and I have adopted your old spot.

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NOW 24.8% MEANER CZM SAID SO!

[walking joint]

Where the HELL has he been in the last week?

his sista said no more computa. not KOOOOOL!!!!! i hope he can buy his own soon. i miss the LAL

[Patches]

I've learned its impossible to offend all the people all the time, so don't bother.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Fluff's a pain in my ass!



:)

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[DJEvelEd]

I've learned its impossible to offend all the people all the time, so don't bother


Get up, stand up.
Stand up for your right.
Get up, stand up.
DONT GIVE UP THE FIGHT!!!

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[FMJeff]

froy

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[DC Reed]

I nominate jeff, that post about the poem was cruel...

...ok, i thought the same thing, but ya know.

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[DJEvelEd]

froy is a four letter word that fits nicely in the **** thread. I definitely have more penile thickness than froy(with the warts and the swelling and all...)

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-26-03 @ 5:41 PM

[fluffernutter]

Fluff's a pain in my ass!

I should have spotted this a week ago but my head was stuck up my kadonk adonk donk.

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NOW 26.4% LOATHSOME NOT TO MENTION A BIT PISSED!

[grlNIN]

latinspice offends me.......i think its a little too obvious why




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[Iamnotatool]

I nominate Iamnotatool. He's such a bastard.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...