First post ever?

[fatty]

i don't know who sucks more, the fucking lucky yankees or that idiot coach for putting in cheeze nip mcgee again! by the way this is my first post, hello r and f children! oh yeah crazy claire is beautiful.
it's true, it's damn true!


after meeting rooster at the halloween bar crawl he told me to check out the board. my first post ever ended being on a thread about the yankees. what was your first post ever?

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[A.J.]

From the "New Members, Say Hello Here" thread (4 March 2002):

Hi. I'm AJinDC and I just joined the board. I hope to get some more insight into the show since here in DC WJFK doesn't run the show until 11PM. Ditch the Sports Junkies -- Bring Ron and Fez LIVE to DC!!


Pretty lame but it was my "first time" and I was nervous.

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[irishkb]

Here is the lamest first post... In the New members say hi here thread....
Thanks for the welcome. i have been listening for awhile and love the show....



How fucking horrible is that... man i stink.....

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thanks e2r...


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[PanterA]

i can find my first post ever...but the site had the all black with white lettering, yellow boarders,and my first Newbie post was....and i kid you not:

"This is my first post ever on ronfez.net, and i have nothing to say. lol"

I FOUND IT <A HREF="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=46&Topic=374">God is it pathetic</A>


There were about 35 members and only Heckler, Carter, and about 2 other people actually posted.

You wouldnt get replys on your threads for weeks!!

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This message was edited by PanterA on 7-26-02 @ 1:17 PM

[Aggie]

It was titled: Howdy from Texas
Hi everyone. This is my first time doing this so I'm clueless. My little sister is really into this so I thought I'd try it. Hopefully I'll meet some interesting people (i'm sure i will) Hope to hear back from someone!

So pathetic. I'm begging people to respond! lol Oh well, it turned out all good! :)

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so fuck you
and your untouchable face
fuck you
for existing in the first place
and who am i
that i should be vying for your touch
who am i
bet you can't even tell me that much

[Pootertoot]

I don't remember if it was my very first post, I doubt it since my very first post was over a year ago (how sad is that?), but my very first THREAD was probably my finest:

<A HREF=http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=52&Topic=975>STANDERS UNITE!</A>

I'm unashamed to say that I have since taken to wiping while sitting, and that I was wrong, but YOU try and have your world collapse by someone telling you that you've been doing something wrong for 20 years. It's not easy.

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[PanterA]

geez i was checking out some of my old post...i'm a major tool lol!!

I just wanted to share how this board got me on air with ron and fez <A HREF="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=46&Topic=1121">It was because of this</A>

Now i wrote a whole bunch of them in a thread but i cant find that one...but writing them on the board got Ron to see my stuff and later invited me in.

Thank you RonFez.Net

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[ADF]

Here's the first one I could find..

Dear Horde King,

If you could answer any question, would it be this one?



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[F1Gm3nT]

first bar crawl I was supposed to go to... dint make it tho but yeah... here is my first post

where are the bar crawl stop? I told Al Dukes said that he would call me to tell me them but.. we all know Al.

"man fears darkness, so he scrapes away at it's edges with fire."
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[blakjeezis]

I don't really remember, but I think it had something to do with Gvac not being as tall as I imagined.

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[Hosp]

It's in the post halloween Bar crawl thread. Usual after party bull shit.

I've matured so muchas a poster.

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German:Fick
French:Baiser
Dutch:Rampetampen
Japanese:yah-loo

[Fallon]

Hello fellow Ron & Fez fans, I live in Boston & don't get the show till 3am on WTTK & they only play the first two hours!

Does anybody know any sites that I can listen to it live? I just got a cable modem so I would be nice & clear.

Thanks. :)

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[PanterA]

aww Fallon...how cute.


Now bend over bitch!

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[Earth2RON]

my name is FITZROY,and i have no life.22 jamaican the island that is...5'10-165,and yes im black.if you need anything else please leave a message at the beep
i wanna have another rootcanal now.that was the worse things that ive ever read in my life!

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[Tall_James]

The thread was "New Members - Don't Be Shy"

"Hey all! I'm new to the site. My original screen name was Big_Jim but found out that there was another member by that name, and he is gay at that! Good for him! So now, I remain...

Tall James"

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AIM - Tall James 2002


This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-26-02 @ 9:44 PM

[RF Godfather]

What do you think? Mine was in the wrestling forum on Oct. 1, 2001 although I was part of the board in May. I was Ron_and_Fez_Mark, ugh!

It was my first thread/post and I brought it back fo nostagia purposes! NEXT BIG THING!

Thanks fatty for letting me revel in my history on RonFez.Net!

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 7-27-02 @ 8:19 AM

[fatty]

did anyone have a cool first post ever? i guess not.

mine was pretty close though, at least i said clare is hot.

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[ShelleBink]

mine was when i followed grumpy here.

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[Arienette]

ugh.. damn i suck

this is my first post ever, and i am glad that i am able to use it to say that joe poo rocks, and i have a huge crush on him. so glad he's back on the show...


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worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[Death Metal Moe]

The earliest post I could find was so Fucking Polite, I almost KILLED MYSELF after I read it!

I would have linked it here, or copied and pasted it, but I'm lazy.

DEATH FACTION!

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[JerseyRich]

After many months of not talking to people about the Ron and Fez show...I finally decided to join this fine message board...
I even managed to get 3 of the all-time greatest posters to post in my thread...Not too shabby.
http://209.201.90.135/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=79&Topic=4885

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