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ADF

07-28-2002, 07:48 AM

Hey Kids,

Here's an idea.. how about making up pre-fabricated board identities for new board members? It'll be one-stop shopping. I'm kidding, of course, but wouldn't that be keen-o-riffic? Here's an example..

The Al Dukes Jr. Fan

Hobbies: Looking puzzled, staring blankly, repeating whatever was last said, repeating whatever was last said

Favorite Songs: The Sound of Silence, listening to electronic guitar tuners

Dislikes: anything more than one pump, speaking in public, speaking in general

And to complete the picture, the obligatory fuzzy sigpic..

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfjr.jpg>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

Sheeplovr

07-28-2002, 08:03 AM

we dont have newbies you shoudl be banned for that
Then spanked then unbanned

then banned again

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 7-28-02 @ 12:14 PM

ADF

07-28-2002, 08:10 AM

The Sheephatr

Hobbies: Kicking sheep in the groin, Indian Wrasslin', Stealing candy from baby sheep, eating mutton

Favorite Songs: Baa-baa-black-sheep, the sheepy horn played backwards

Dislikes: sheep, people who love sheep, people from New Zealand

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/antisheep.jpg>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

Jennitalia

07-28-2002, 08:33 AM

you should be anally violated

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EAT MY SMURFY TOOKIE!

ADF

07-28-2002, 08:39 AM

you should be anally violated

I'll take that as a compliment.

Enrique

Hobbies: hugging people, smooching kittens, various innocent activities

Favorite Songs: I like EVERY song! Yay!

Dislikes: tookie, cock, sexual activity of any kind

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/enrique.jpg>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

Sheeplovr

07-28-2002, 08:49 AM

wouldnt sheephatR be a person who likes HAts made of sheep

like the mad hatter

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

Death Metal Moe

07-28-2002, 08:52 AM

And you thought you weren't funny anymore!

Well, maybe......

APPRECIATE THIS!!!

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furie

07-28-2002, 09:09 AM

Man, you are just going to town on this thread...

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Lulu

07-28-2002, 12:43 PM

looks like someone has a little to much time on their hands.

<img src="http://tazz1376.homestead.com/files/lulu.jpg">
big thanks to tazz and winterembers
proud coven member and mistress of the dead

ShelleBink

07-28-2002, 12:57 PM

i can't have my alter ego, i already contradict myself enough

or do i

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Earth2RON

07-28-2002, 01:22 PM

Where's my mini-me?
in your pants:)........was that funny enough?

[b]sig pic brought to you by ShelleBink(FireFly)[b]
<img src="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/e2r.gif">
[b]i can love you in the shower both of our bodies dripping
wet,on the patio we can make it a night you wont forget,
on the kitchen floor as i sofly pull your hair....we can do
it anywhere*112*[b]

ADF

08-01-2002, 09:04 PM

RetardJerseyRich

Hobbies: Trying to put square pegs through round holes, drooling, playing bass

Favorite Songs: I've got mail, Yay! I've got mail.. yaaaaay! Anything by the Mighty Mighty Moshtones

Dislikes: Math, anything more complicated than a pretzel, Forks

The sigpic's a little big, but cut him some slack... he's retarded.
<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/retard.jpg>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

ADF

08-02-2002, 06:22 AM

Ok, the purpose of this thread has changed a little bit, but it keeps me occupied. That being said, may I present...

Staten Island Easy Listening Moe

Hobbies: Playing with puppies, living the vegan lifestyle, needlepoint

Favorite Songs: Copa Cabana, Lady in Red, Do You Know the Way to San Jose?

Dislikes: bad attitudes, women, death metal, people who are grumpy

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/sexin.jpg>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 8-2-02 @ 10:30 AM

Jennitalia

08-02-2002, 06:33 AM

still not funny

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sit on my face and tell me that you love me
i'll sit on your face and tell you i love you, too.

ADF

08-02-2002, 06:35 AM

still not funny

You're just mad because your alter ego is "Enrique" instead of someone cool like sielmoe.

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Jennitalia

08-02-2002, 06:41 AM

uh...yeah, ok, dick

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sit on my face and tell me that you love me
i'll sit on your face and tell you i love you, too.

furie

08-02-2002, 07:02 AM

sielmoe

too funny

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Death Metal Moe

08-02-2002, 09:57 PM

And the sad part is, that's the unedited picture of me! I always photoshop out my Chicklet like teeth before I mount a new Sig.

I can't even be mad. That's fucking funny.

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ADF

08-03-2002, 09:11 AM

There's no reason why the DC listeners shouldn't be able to join in on the fun.

DC Lou Reed

Hobbies: The Big H, Horse, Sugar Hill, Smack, Tootsie Roll Black Tar

Favorite Songs: Sweet Jane, Satellite of Love, Heroin, Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

Dislikes: sobriety, wrinkle-cream, staying up until 3am, AJ in DC

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/lou.gif>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

Katylina

08-03-2002, 09:22 AM

The Sheephatr

Hobbies: Kicking sheep in the groin, Indian Wrasslin', Stealing candy from baby sheep, eating mutton

Favorite Songs: Baa-baa-black-sheep, the sheepy horn played backwards

Dislikes: sheep, people who love sheep, people from New Zealand

It's my worst nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ADF

08-04-2002, 07:33 AM

RoosterCrow

Hobbies: painting with a brush instead of a gun, working for the ACLU, nose pickin'

Favorite Songs: Here Comes the RoosterCrow, anything from the Crow soundtrack, The Rooster Song.. which goes as follows-

The Rooster Song
(Leader calls) We had some chickens!
(Others answer) We had some chickens!
etc.

We had some chickens
No eggs would they lay
We had some chickens
No eggs would they la-ay

So I said honey
This sure ain't funny
We're loosing money
No eggs would they lay.

Then came that rooster
Right into our yard
He caught them chickens
Right off of their guard

They're laying eggs now
Like they never used to
The day that rooster
Came into our yard

We had some milk cows
No milk would they give
We had some milk cows
No milk would they gi-ive

So I said honey
this sure ain't funny
were loosing money
no milk would they give.

Then came that rooster
Right into our yard
He caught them milk cows
Right off of their guard

They're giving egg nog
Like they never used to
Since the day that rooster
Came into our yard.

We had some elephants
No tusks would they grow
We had some elephants
No tusks would they grow

So I said...
Then came that rooster
Right into our yard
He caught them elephants
Right off of their guard

They're laying eggs now
Of solid ivory
Since the day that rooster
Came into our yard

We had a rooster
Who was awfully gay
We had a rooster
Who was awfully gay

So I said....
Then came that butch rooster
Right into our yard
He caught that gay rooster
Right off of his guard

They're doing things now
That they really shouldn't
Since the day that rooster
Came into our yard!

Dislikes: the army, beer, baseball caps

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/roostercrow.jpg>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 8-4-02 @ 11:44 AM

Arienette

08-04-2002, 01:13 PM

adf.. i love you and all, but you're making it harder and harder for me to convince everyone that you're not severely brain damaged. please be more normal

http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

ADF

08-04-2002, 04:21 PM

Sunny Vixen

Hobbies: Platonic walks in the park on a sunny spring day, reading romance novels, shopping for bright clothes in primary colors

Favorite Songs: Ick, songs are boring unless it's O-Town or 'N Sync... AJ is dreamy.

Dislikes: oral, darkness, spiky things

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/sunny.gif>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

Lulu

08-04-2002, 04:28 PM

this is all too funny.

adf, did you draw that sig all by yourself? if so, i'd like to nominate you as best artist on the board.

<img src="http://tazz1376.homestead.com/files/lulu.jpg">
big thanks to tazz and winterembers

IRISH FACTION MOTHERBITCHES!!!
DEATH FACTION - THE BEGINNING OF THE END!

Arienette

08-04-2002, 05:00 PM

ok, ok... i've got to admit, the sunny vixen kinda rocks. although, you kinda fucked up on the o town thing, adf...

http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

ADF

08-04-2002, 05:38 PM

adf, did you draw that sig all by yourself? if so, i'd like to nominate you as best artist on the board.

Yes, I drew Ari's pic all by my wee little self. Hmm.. I wonder who I'll choose for my next victim?

Ulul

Hobbies: President of the Optimists Club, collecting clown figurines, eating paste

Favorite Songs: christian rock, partridge family, brady bunch (but only their happy stuff).

Dislikes: Poetry that doesn't rhyme, the boogie man, reading.. words make my brain hurt

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/ulul.gif>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

Aggie

08-04-2002, 06:04 PM

adf - lmao!! she is gonna love it!

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*Where my rag wearing soldiers that Love to watch the dough stack Never leave the house without their strap....They know just what a woman need Keep a big bank roll and a bag of weed When it's time to go down they ain't scared to freak, shit....The ball all night type Frontin' screamin, thug life...That's the type of nigga I like....*That's what I'm looking for*

Lulu

08-04-2002, 06:18 PM

LMMFAO!!!! that is so god damn funny! adf, not only are you an artist, but also a comical genius. and thank you for the new sig.

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/ulul.gif">
the anti-lulu. brought to you by the ever funny al dukes fan.

TheMojoPin

08-04-2002, 09:23 PM

My God...eeeeeees so reeeeeeealllll...

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/themojopin.jpg>
Sig pic courtesy of the rockingest cock in all the land...ROOOOOOSTAAAAH!!!

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

Sheeplovr

08-04-2002, 09:37 PM

http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/tunekies/images/usedtobenormal.jpg

Used to be normal guy

When you first meet him hes a freindly guy wiht a sig pic on his shirt

second time you meet him u notice somethings diffrent but hes still cool

3rd time you meet him hes toaly freaky

4th time you meet him he wants ot indain wrestle you

Hobbie
Constinly brigning up beefy mexicans

Cheating

Lots of gay talk i mean alot of gay talk like the butt sex never stops on his train

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 8-5-02 @ 1:56 AM

grlNIN

08-06-2002, 07:35 AM

ADFyoure a fucking nut.lol this is too funny

Merciful Death, How You Love Your Precious Guilt
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~Coven Member~Violent Echo...cover your ears~

Underneath her skin and jewelry,
hidden in her words and eyes
is a wall that's cold and ugly
and she's scared as hell.
Trembling at the thought of feeling.
Wide awake and keeping distance.
Nothing seems to penetrate her.
She's scared as hell.

I am frightened to.

Wide awake
and keeping distance from my soul.
I am scared like you.

Tool is Poetry in Motion

ADF

08-06-2002, 02:43 PM

By special request..

The Mad Sheephatter

Hobbies: Sniffin' mercury, making beaver caps, doin' crazy stuff, Indian wrasslin', boning E.G. Daily

Favorite Songs: anything by Madness, Sheeplovr Sings the Blues, ISP (Insane Sheep Posse)

Dislikes: border collies, Easter dinner, being shorn of hair

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/sheephatter.jpg>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

ADF

08-06-2002, 03:25 PM

I like to keep myself occupied...

Faggie

Hobbies: hot lesbian action with white chicks, cowpoking, strapping one on

Favorite Songs: anything by the Indigo Girls, the Texas fight song, Deep in the Heart of Texass

Dislikes: jamaican men, Texas A&M, thinly veiled sexual innuendo

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/faggie.gif>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfsig.jpg>

08-06-2002, 04:00 PM

Id like to know what my Jr. would be like!

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In vino veritas

AG for MOD

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furie

08-06-2002, 04:02 PM

anything by Madness

don't you think Ska might be alittle before sheepy's time?

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Doogie

08-06-2002, 04:17 PM

WHat would the anti-doogie look like?? Would that be a cat??

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Thank you Sheepy for new sig...
"How could you take what happened to us, and pass it amongst strangers hands?? Three Days in Rome, where do they go, Ill always remember...Three Days in Rome"

nortonfan

08-06-2002, 04:29 PM

<img src="http://nortonfan.com/shit/nortonfanjr.gif" width="300">

<IMG SRC="http://nortonfan.com/shit/nortonfan.gif" border="0">
Thanks to anthony for this awsome sig!
<a href="http://www.nortonfan.com">
Jim Norton Fan Site</a>

<a href="http://jimnortonfan.proboards11.com/">Jim Norton Fans Messageboard</a>

grlNIN

08-06-2002, 06:41 PM

yeah i want my anti-me sig pic!...please oh please!!!

Merciful Death, How You Love Your Precious Guilt
<img src="http://tazz1376.homestead.com/files/rfnetgrlnin.jpg">
~Coven Member~Violent Echo...cover your ears~

Underneath her skin and jewelry,
hidden in her words and eyes
is a wall that's cold and ugly
and she's scared as hell.
Trembling at the thought of feeling.
Wide awake and keeping distance.
Nothing seems to penetrate her.
She's scared as hell.

I am frightened to.

Wide awake
and keeping distance from my soul.
I am scared like you.

Tool is Poetry in Motion

ADF

08-06-2002, 06:49 PM

In due time, grl*9.

That Norton baby is disturbing, but oddly cute.

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/tadf.gif>

Aggie

08-06-2002, 06:55 PM

Faggie

Hobbies: hot lesbian action with white chicks, cowpoking, strapping one on

Favorite Songs: anything by the Indigo Girls, the Texas fight song, Deep in the Heart of Texass

Dislikes: jamaican men, Texas A&M, thinly veiled sexual innuendo

LMFAO! I mean....that was kind of funny. Hehe, thanks.

<IMG SRC="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/faggie.gif">

~Aggie's alter ego in bizarro world~
~brought to you by the not so funny Al Dukes Fan~

grlNIN

08-06-2002, 07:07 PM

That Norton baby is disturbing, but oddly cute

it's the creation of mini-me and george costanza
CO-STAN-ZA!!!!

Merciful Death, How You Love Your Precious Guilt
<img src="http://tazz1376.homestead.com/files/rfnetgrlnin.jpg">
~Coven Member~Violent Echo...cover your ears~

Underneath her skin and jewelry,
hidden in her words and eyes
is a wall that's cold and ugly
and she's scared as hell.
Trembling at the thought of feeling.
Wide awake and keeping distance.
Nothing seems to penetrate her.
She's scared as hell.

I am frightened to.

Wide awake
and keeping distance from my soul.
I am scared like you.

Tool is Poetry in Motion

TheMojoPin

08-06-2002, 08:03 PM

I'm glad I'm a non-entity at this point...

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/themojopin.jpg>
Sig pic courtesy of the rockingest cock in all the land...ROOOOOOSTAAAAH!!!

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

sexy bastard

08-06-2002, 09:05 PM

this is funny, i wonder what mine would be?

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/leonj25/myhomepage/sb2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

cozmokramer

08-06-2002, 11:39 PM

Wow , this thread is actually pissing me off a lot, damn impersionators!

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powered by SilentSpic

Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

ADF

08-07-2002, 03:00 PM

Ack, so many requests.. here's one as promised..

Girl*8.99

Hobbies: enjoying fulfilling relationships, giving seminars on self-confidence, Wearing dresses with ruffles

Favorite Songs: Stairway to Heaven, Knock Knock Knockin' on Heaven's Door, anything by Nelson

Dislikes: the undead, gothic architecture, Anne Rice

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/clouds.jpg>

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grlNIN

08-07-2002, 03:16 PM

OMG thats the funniest thing ever!

i retract any statements that make you seem uncool, youre the coolest dweeb ever!

<img src=http://tazz1376.homestead.com/files/untitled.jpg>
Just doing her part to make the boards alot cuter

Underneath her skin and jewelry,
hidden in her words and eyes
is a wall that's cold and ugly
and she's scared as hell.
Trembling at the thought of feeling.
Wide awake and keeping distance.
Nothing seems to penetrate her.
She's scared as hell.

I am frightened to.

Wide awake
and keeping distance from my soul.
I am scared like you.

Tool is Poetry in Motion

This message was edited by grlNiN on 8-7-02 @ 7:18 PM

ADF

08-07-2002, 04:01 PM

Unsexy Nice Guy

Hobbies: "accidentally" dating his cousin; carrying a lot of keys; trying to be sexy, but failing miserably

Favorite Songs: the Coyote Ugly soundtrack, anything by Ugly Kid Joe

Dislikes: stalking laws, restraining orders, non-nude self portraits

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/uglyguy.jpg>

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/tadf.gif>

nickeye

08-07-2002, 04:05 PM

I give up....

The Gal Pukes Fan

Hobby: making girls vomit
Fav Songs: Soundtrack to Blow, anything by Green Day
Dislikes: Pepto-Bismol

<img src="http://njpconsulting.homestead.com/files/galpukes.gif">

<center><img src="http://njpconsulting.homestead.com/files/eyeballhead.jpg" height=100></center>

Death Metal Moe

08-07-2002, 04:39 PM

Ahhh! And the worm has turned!

I'd make one for someone too, but I'm fucking lazy.

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sexy bastard

08-07-2002, 07:38 PM

lmfao i like unsexy nice guy..maybe i found that new sig i been looking for
lol

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/leonj25/myhomepage/sb.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

ShelleBink

08-07-2002, 07:44 PM

i still dont have one

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ADF

08-08-2002, 04:47 AM

Ack! So many requests. The likelihood of receiving one increases if you're a chick, so you're in luck, Ms. Bink. Now all I have to do is think of something clever.

<img src= http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/tadf.gif>

sexy bastard

08-08-2002, 04:55 AM

Now all I have to do is think of something clever.

oh boy this should take a couple of days
lol

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/leonj25/myhomepage/sb.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-08-2002, 05:11 AM

I give up....

You didn't give up so much as you gave in.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 8-8-02 @ 9:12 AM

nickeye

08-08-2002, 07:44 AM

You didn't give up so much as you gave in.It just feels so dirty.

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TomPoo

08-08-2002, 08:24 AM

ADF's persistance to continue this thread deserves a round of appluse.

personally, I think it is the best thread ever.

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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Arienette

08-08-2002, 08:34 AM

Now all I have to do is think of something clever.shouldnt you have considered that before you started this thread?

http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

TheMojoPin

08-08-2002, 08:51 AM

Now all I have to do is think of something clever

So by then R&F will have switched time-slots, what, 5, 6 times?

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Sig pic courtesy of the rockingest cock in all the land...ROOOOOOSTAAAAH!!!

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

-TMP

Arienette

08-08-2002, 08:55 AM

personally, I think it is the best thread evertompoo, i thought that honor was already given to that odools thread. this just proves that you should not be trusted with the task of chosing best threads

http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

ADF

08-08-2002, 04:19 PM

Belle Shink

Hobbies: being virginal, living an alcohol-free life, dressing conservatively

Favorite Songs: the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack, anything by Belle and Sebastian

Dislikes: pool parties, the Irish, red hair, driving in Ford Escorts

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 8-8-02 @ 8:33 PM

cozmokramer

08-08-2002, 04:42 PM

Alright I like your work how about one for me?

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powered by SilentSpic

Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

furie

08-08-2002, 06:29 PM

Belle Shink

your best one yet

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ADF

08-09-2002, 07:15 AM

Alright I like your work how about one for me?

Posts Just Enough Guy

Hobbies: relevant posting on message boards, pacing himself, eating Kenny Roger's Roasters

Favorite Songs: Message in a Bottle, Message Board Surfin' USA, JerseyRich playing the Seinfeld theme song on the bass

Dislikes: pretzels that make him thirsty, inane posts, hairy meatballs.. I mean, who likes a hairy meatball?

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cozmokramer

08-09-2002, 10:15 PM

HAHA GREAT! Especially adding the Kenny Rodger's Chicken!

THE NEXT BIG POSTER
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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

ADF

08-10-2002, 09:21 PM

Sorry this one took so long..

HG7421

Hobbies: being joyful in the face of supposed stupidity, being a pacifist, eating paste

Favorite Songs: Don't Worry, Be Happy, anything by the Happy Mondays, the Happy Happy Joy Joy song

Dislikes: alcoholic beverages, pugilism, a non-jovial disposition

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Arienette

08-10-2002, 10:45 PM

ok... here's the anti-adf (and you can all bask in the warm glow of my wonderific sig pic making skills)

the al dukes foe

dislikes: al dukes, having his feedbacks read, cars that stall and bounce with the effort that it takes for them to drive, starting bad threads and not letting them die

favorite songs: small heterosexual empty void in my chest, macho man, really anything but songs by short lived, grossly underrated scottish bands

hobbies: being funny all the time, not urinating on himself, having the speech and mannerisms of a straight man

<img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/oceans0001/myhomepage/adf.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US" align = center height = 100 width=300></img>

http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
thanks rooster...
i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

This message was edited by Arienette on 8-11-02 @ 3:50 AM

ADF

08-10-2002, 10:57 PM

Awww.. my very own anti-me, riddled with inside jokes. Yeah, she wants me.

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 8-11-02 @ 3:05 AM

Yerdaddy

08-11-2002, 01:02 AM

message to ADF: 8-balls are meant to be shared

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If I don't make you laugh, you don't know what felch means.

ADF

08-14-2002, 10:18 PM

George Glass

http://www.blindvoice.co.uk/AUTOBIOGRAPHY%20WEB%20SITE.htm

Hobbies: Doing the wild thing with Jan, making phone calls, blind boxing

Favorite Songs: Time to Change, It's a Sunshine Day, some Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder

Dislikes: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, selling pencils

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 8-15-02 @ 2:37 AM

ADF

08-15-2002, 08:45 PM

This thread will not die!

ADF

Hobbies: instant feedbacking the Ron and Fez Show, fondly remembering the good old days when he was "fox gold," instant feedbacking some more

Favorite Songs: no time for songs, must instant feedback in order to regain top 5 feedbacker status!

Dislikes: Ikeaboy, Sheeplovr, other top 5 feedbackers

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fiestygal

08-15-2002, 09:02 PM

ADF!!! this is GODDAMN FUNNY...do me do me !! and you sick fuckers can take that last statement as you like it...LOL....youre a hoot

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

TheMojoPin

08-15-2002, 09:15 PM

Work me over, ADF...please?

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

ADF

08-15-2002, 10:13 PM

The Mojo Jojo Pin 
Hobbies: molesting any board member with a Power Puff Girl sigpic, posting with pushpins, throwing Samsonite luggage around 
Favorite Songs: anything by Jeff Buckley, anything by Bananarama or the Banana Splits 
Dislikes: any place but Dupont circle, mushy bananas, safety pins.. they're for wussies 

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 8-16-02 @ 2:14 AM

ADF

08-15-2002, 10:39 PM

ADF!!! this is GODDAMN FUNNY...do me do me !! and you sick fuckers can take that last statement as you like it...LOL....youre a hoot

Is that a personal request?

Feisty Guy

Hobbies: posting infrequently in the Relationships forum, being loud at RonFez.net softball games, using as little exclamation points as possible

Favorite Songs: Stupid Girl, anything by Feisty Feisterton and the Feisterettes

Dislikes: 70's porno sunglasses, the whole male-female relationship spectrum, being less than 100% feisty

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RF Godfather

08-16-2002, 05:03 AM

Hey ADF, do me!

I wonder what kind of horrific manifestation of anti-me could exist.

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfnetmark3.jpgThanks WWFallon for another winner!

TheMojoPin

08-16-2002, 05:17 AM

any place but Dupont circle,

Bocci BALLS, that's hilarious...

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

ADF

08-17-2002, 11:34 PM

Hey ADF, do me!

I wonder what kind of horrific manifestation of anti-me could exist.

Kram Zefnor
Hobbies: penis reduction surgeries, ragging on post whores, watching Love, American Style

Favorite Songs: anything by Half Japanese, I'm Turning Japanese, and Big in Japan

Dislikes: Philippinos, Scooby-Doo, breaking stereotypes

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 8-18-02 @ 3:54 AM

RF Godfather

08-18-2002, 03:38 AM

Kram Zefnor
Hobbies: penis reduction surgeries, ragging on post whores, watching Love, American Style

Favorite Songs: anything by Half Japanese, I'm Turning Japanese, and Big in Japan

Dislikes: Philippinos, Scooby-Doo, breaking stereotypesHa Ha! You are a genius. Evil but so damn right on.

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfnetmark3.jpgThanks WWFallon for another winner!

ToddEVF

08-18-2002, 03:52 AM

I now have to know what anti me is. All i know right now is happy-go-lucky and anerexic.

Goddess Ari's Bitch
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ADF

08-18-2002, 07:56 PM

TadFVE

Hobbies: being happy-go-lucky, dating lots of chicks, being sociable, President of the Optimists Club

Favorite Songs: I'm Walking on Sunshine, Friday I'm in Love, anything by Boyz II Men

Dislikes: being alone, wearing black, people who are evil and/or chubby

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 8-19-02 @ 12:03 AM

ToddEVF

08-18-2002, 08:21 PM

Dislikes: being alone, wearing black, people who are evil and/or chubby

I do dislike being alone right now.

Goddess Ari's Bitch
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08-18-2002, 08:40 PM

You are the Dave I know, I know..
and I admit this is really funny. LOL

( Whaddaya mean the chances are lower if you are
a chick? )

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ADF

08-18-2002, 09:27 PM

The likelihood of receiving one increases if you're a chick, so you're in luck

Increases, I said. You're a chick, no? Hmm...

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Ryan the Great

08-19-2002, 02:23 AM

lmao, this is my new favorite funny thread. wheres Ryan the Ungreat

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peace-love-unity,
Ryan the Great

08-19-2002, 05:29 AM

The chances 'increase' if you happen to be a chick...

86 posts, so far.. I guess I didn't read them all too
carefully. Sorry, ADF>

This is still hilarious. The work of a true Madman.

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ADF

08-19-2002, 08:50 PM

Elle McQuinn

Hobbies: strolling languidly along the sandy shores of far-flung desert islands in bikinis, modeling the latest fashions from Speedo, eating the weekly rice cake

Favorite Songs: music makes my head dizzy.. tee hee!

Dislikes: singing 'n stuff, Batman villianesses, books without lots of pictures

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Sheeplovr

08-20-2002, 10:15 AM

New Members name ANNOYING C
Hobbies
Complaeing about her life
Depressed about her life
Whinnes about her life
Post alot about her self
Loves attetion
Doesnt want the truth
Fights for no reason

Clamins ot be the queen of the drama queens

Feels that peopel on the internet give two monkey Shits about her but really they dont cause anyone who does try to comfort her is trying to get with her

Never shuts up
annoying C can also be an especially effeminate annoying complaining guy
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/tunekies/images/annoyingc.jpg

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 8-20-02 @ 2:37 PM

ADF

08-20-2002, 02:50 PM

ANNOYING C

This sounds like the female human type in general.

Hillary Clinton? Annoying C

Alicia Silverstone? Annoying C

Martha Stewart? Annoying C

Christoper Lowell? Annoying C

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ADF

08-20-2002, 05:37 PM

lmao, this is my new favorite funny thread. wheres Ryan the Ungreat

Ryan the Sucky

Hobbies: collecting pacifiers, waking parents up at 2am in order to listen to Ron and Fez, pooping his diaper

Favorite Songs: Baby I Love Your Way, Sweet Child O' Mine, Hit Me Baby One More Time

Dislikes: chicks over 18.. months that is, food you have to chew, disposable diapers

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 8-20-02 @ 9:54 PM

ADF

08-22-2002, 12:36 PM

GVACUUM cleaner

Hobbies: Sucking, but with a reversible "blow" option, attracting dirt, using Resolve Carpet Cleaner as a personal lubricant

Favorite Songs: the Blow soundtrack

Dislikes: shag carpet, wood floors, Swiffers

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 8-22-02 @ 4:43 PM

Butters

08-23-2002, 08:26 AM

Funny, and do mine i double dog dare you or are you to Quail...hehe ^.^

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If it ain't aggie it ain't good

ToddEVF

08-24-2002, 05:20 AM

Never shuts up
annoying C can also be an especially effeminate annoying complaining guy

I take it Sheepy your referring to me.

Goddess Ari's Bitch
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ADF

08-24-2002, 10:03 AM

Funny, and do mine i double dog dare you or are you to Quail...hehe ^.^

Margarine

Hobbies: being completely understandable at all times, being the voice of clarity, adding meaningful dialogue to the message board

Favorite Songs: Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead, electronic music without any real instruments

Dislikes: natural substances, cows, inane chit-chat

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<marquee>Marquees are annoying.</marquee>

ADF

08-26-2002, 03:49 PM

Jon and a Bunch of Other People

Hobbies: get-togethers, standing in lines, filling up stadiums

Favorite Songs: theme song to "Three's Company," anything by Crowded House

Dislikes: being alone, people associated with tookie, people who put in the extraneous "H" in Jon

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ADF

08-27-2002, 07:10 AM

Bent

Hobbies: Hardcore Yoga, fitting into more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin has

Favorite Songs: anything by Plastic Bertrand or the Rubber Band

Dislikes: house parties on Long Island, people assuming she's a large black male

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McNabbShouldDie

08-27-2002, 01:52 PM

I LOVE THIS THREAD!! Im betting a "McNabbShouldLive" wouldnt be too difficult.

(...yes, this was a request :) )

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Thanks to WWFallon for the awesome SIG PIC!!

This message was edited by McNabbShouldDie on 8-27-02 @ 5:54 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-27-2002, 04:15 PM

Hey, where's the Pre-Made Fuzzybutt newbie?

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ADF

08-27-2002, 04:39 PM

Hey, where's the Pre-Made Fuzzybutt newbie?

Harold Q. Hairlessrump

Hobbies: shaving my posterior, collecting various depilatory products, tweezing

Favorite Songs: the "Harry and the Hendersons" soundtrack, Big Bottom

Dislikes: nooners, making "zingers" and wisecracks

<img src = http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/harold.jpg>

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-28-2002, 10:20 AM

That's zinger-iffic!

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Aggie

08-28-2002, 10:53 AM

adf- i bet u were so happy when u got to make fuzzy's sig.....that means that looking at all those naked men actually had a purpose.

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I know that you wantin this~tell me can you handle it
show me how you work them hips~and maybe you can roll with it

Doogie

08-28-2002, 04:28 PM

Ohhhh ohhh ohhhh, I wanna see one for me...

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THANK YOU AGGIE for this sig!!!
"I had a dream I was your hero, Damn, I wish I was your lover!!!"

ADF

08-29-2002, 11:44 AM

Ohhhh ohhh ohhhh, I wanna see one for me...

Doggie

Hobbies: driving defensively, staying sober, speaking only when spoken to

Favorite Songs: anything by Three Dog Night or Temple of the Dog

Dislikes: pooper scoopers, dry dog food, Sunday drivers

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Doogie

08-29-2002, 12:13 PM

That is great...although I would have of thought an opposite of Doogie would be kittie. That is hlarious anyways, good job ADF

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THANK YOU AGGIE for this sig!!!
"I had a dream I was your hero, Damn, I wish I was your lover!!!"

A.J.

08-29-2002, 12:19 PM

There's no reason why the DC listeners shouldn't be able to join in on the fun.

DC Lou Reed

Hobbies: The Big H, Horse, Sugar Hill, Smack, Tootsie Roll Black Tar

Favorite Songs: Sweet Jane, Satellite of Love, Heroin, Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

Dislikes: sobriety, wrinkle-cream, staying up until 3am, AJ in DC

:(

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

ADF

08-29-2002, 12:41 PM

J.O. in D.C.

Hobbies: Providing manual relief to the gay homeless, collecting various personal lubricants, hanging out at various public rest stops and lavatories

Favorite Songs: soundtrack to The Jerk, anonymous gay porno music

Dislikes: women, beer (prefers fuzzy navels and wine spritzers), and Log Cabin Republicans

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Aggie

08-29-2002, 01:18 PM

J.O. in D.C.

Hobbies: Providing manual relief to the gay homeless, collecting various personal lubricants, hanging out at various public rest stops and lavatories

Favorite Songs: soundtrack to The Jerk, anonymous gay porno music

Dislikes: women, beer (prefers fuzzy navels and wine spritzers), and Log Cabin Republicans
you think it's a joke, but i met him, you're not far off :)

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get it on tonight~You smoke I smoke I drink me too well good~
Cuz we gon' get high tonight~

furie

08-29-2002, 02:49 PM

dave, did that pic of the guys ass come from your own personal collection? :)

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<marquee behavior="alternate">You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me</marquee>

DC Reed

08-29-2002, 03:03 PM

ADF is rocking this thread, im just hoping he doesnt wear out the bit. GJ ADF.

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SINCE WHEN DID THE JAPANESE DRINK MILK!?

08-29-2002, 03:32 PM

ADF MUST make more, I need a good laugh these days! Great going ADF

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ADF

08-29-2002, 06:02 PM

dave, did that pic of the guys ass come from your own personal collection?

That's a guy? Scrumptious.

Special thanks to the moderator who gave this thread a five star rating. It's become my new hobby.

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ThekahLe

08-29-2002, 06:12 PM

I think this bit died on page 3....

TheMojoPin

08-29-2002, 08:00 PM

im just hoping he doesnt wear out the bit.

Too late. He's not "The AL DUKES Fan" for nuffin'...

Just kidding, poopie-pants.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

furie

08-30-2002, 09:32 AM

I think this bit died on page 3....

die

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<a href="aim:goim?screenname=furie1335&message=You_are_Number_6">IM:Furie1335
</a>
<marquee behavior="alternate">You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me</marquee>

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-30-2002, 09:35 AM

It died when he used the term "keen-o-riffic."

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nellie

08-30-2002, 09:48 AM

make one for me :)

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Arienette

08-31-2002, 10:01 PM

Special thanks to the moderator who gave this thread a five star rating.i dont know which one of you did this, but i have the dunce cap and corner just waiting for when i find out... It's become my new hobby.pathetic

http://members.aol.com/deviantari/myhomepage/arienette.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
thanks rooster...
i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

ADF

09-02-2002, 02:33 PM

make one for me

Smellie

Hobbies: smelling the roses, chasing after mistakenly painted french pussy cats, collecting various deodorants

Favorite Songs: That Smell by Lynryrd Skynyrd, the "trick or treat, smell my feet" song, I Think I Smell a Rat by the White Stripes

Dislikes: poetry, students, Germans

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 9-2-02 @ 6:53 PM

Yerdaddy

09-02-2002, 03:53 PM

I have to admit I check this thread all the time. It's like a car accident that no one will clear off the road.

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angrymissy

09-02-2002, 04:00 PM

meme

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McNabbShouldDie

09-02-2002, 06:54 PM

al dukes fan, make one for me please :)

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TheMojoPin

09-03-2002, 12:02 AM

meme

"Mommy, I want ninny."

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

ToddEVF

09-03-2002, 12:40 AM

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pr

The Earth 2 F1GM3NT.

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If your like me, and watch mucho movies and understand alien logic along with those of cybernetic creature, you are probably insane.

IRISjr

09-03-2002, 06:11 AM

Hint to the mods:
If I ever get ban ill be:
IRISjrjr

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<marquee>THANKS FelixDasGato for the GREAT sig.
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ADF

09-03-2002, 05:13 PM

meme

AngryPissy

Hobbies: soaking my hand in warm water, drinking lots of beer, giving golden showers

Favorite Songs: Yellow by Coldplay, Take Me to the River by the Talking Heads

Dislikes: poo, plastic sheets, felines, smoking, showing cleavage

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ADF

09-03-2002, 06:14 PM

al dukes fan, make one for me please

Red Grange Must Live!

Hobbies: taking dirt naps, sleeping with the fishes, kicking the bucket

Favorite Songs: Riders in the Sky, Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man by Concrete Blonde, Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo

Dislikes: literally being the "Galloping Ghost," worms, people sticking stakes in my chest.. I'm not a freaking vampire, people!

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 9-3-02 @ 10:23 PM

ToddEVF

09-03-2002, 06:23 PM

i guess the premade newbie i made wasn't good enough. oh well. . . i'm not worth the praise

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furie

09-03-2002, 06:28 PM

ok, now i'm curious to see what
an alternate furie would be.

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<marquee behavior="alternate">You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me</marquee>

Tenbatsuzen

09-03-2002, 07:00 PM

As I am curious what an alternate Tenbatsuzen would be.

Mikey Tuesdays, perhaps?

Ricky Chili's?

Johnny... Rockets?

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ADF

09-03-2002, 07:05 PM

Ack, so many requests! Here's one for my pal, Furie..

Calmie

Hobbies: yoga, transcendental meditation, tantric sex, heavy breathing

Favorite Songs: Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water, Calm Inside the Storm by Cyndi Lauper

Dislikes: beer, Heralds of Galactus, silver electroplate

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TheMojoPin

09-03-2002, 07:16 PM

Red Grange Must Live!

Funniest...post...EVER.

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-TMP

furie

09-03-2002, 07:23 PM

heh
nice

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<marquee behavior="alternate">You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me</marquee>

McNabbShouldDie

09-03-2002, 09:36 PM

Red Grange Must Live!

Hobbies: taking dirt naps, sleeping with the fishes, kicking the bucket

Favorite Songs: Riders in the Sky, Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man by Concrete Blonde, Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo

Dislikes: literally being the "Galloping Ghost," worms, people sticking stakes in my chest.. I'm not a freaking vampire, people!

HOORAY!

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F1Gm3nT

09-03-2002, 09:52 PM

hook me up with my alter ego

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Keep your words soft & sweet... in case you have to eat them

TheMojoPin

09-04-2002, 07:33 AM

Personally, I'm just glad this thread changed pages. I was tired of it loading up with my naked ass at the top each time.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

nellie

09-04-2002, 11:31 AM

Smellie

Hobbies: smelling the roses, chasing after mistakenly painted french pussy cats, collecting various deodorants

Favorite Songs: That Smell by Lynryrd Skynyrd, the "trick or treat, smell my feet" song, I Think I Smell a Rat by the White Stripes

Dislikes: poetry, students, Germans

gol...that's cute...

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Thanks Fallon!

angrymissy

09-04-2002, 11:55 AM

rawk

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ADF

09-04-2002, 03:09 PM

As I am curious what an alternate Tenbatsuzen would be.

Mikey Tuesdays, perhaps?

Ricky Chili's?

Johnny... Rockets?

Tenbatsuckin'

Hobbies: drawing blood, giving bj's, using carpet fresh as a personal deodorant

Favorite Songs: Black Hole Sun, anything Goth

Dislikes: being the center of attention, TGI Friday's , thinking all the girls want him

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Tenbatsuzen

09-04-2002, 05:34 PM

*reads ADF's post*

Hm. Looks like I have to have a chat with someone.

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ToddEVF

09-04-2002, 06:52 PM

hook me up with my alter ego

F1gm3nt, i already did it, its the SPYRO one. i didn't go indepth like ADF did but i made the sig

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ADF

09-08-2002, 06:07 AM

hook me up with my alter ego

Fignewtonment

Hobbies: hanging around Newton, MA, spurring on the imagination of Sir Isaac Newton, being magically delicious

Favorite Songs: Invisible Touch by Genesis, Invisible by Michael Penn, Talula by Tori Amos

Dislikes: Chips Ahoy, knights looking for damsels in distress, being dunked in milk

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"she's brand new now to you
wrapped in your papoose
your little Fig Newton"

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ADF

09-14-2002, 07:21 PM

Hawaiian Shorts Greg

Hobbies: using proper spelling and grammar at all times, being humorous, having fun with the ladies, showing off my washboard abs

Favorite Songs: Surfin' Safari Shorts, the soundtrack to Beach Blanket Bimbo, any song by the Ramones (because they're short)

Dislikes: fat tubbos, that Hawaiian Tropics Kid with her shorts being pulled down, man-boobs

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ADF

09-15-2002, 11:39 AM

It's Sunday and I'm bored.

Regular Pizza Girl

Hobbies: smoochin' boys only, folding slices in half, making deliveries, collecting tips of the monetary variety

Favorite Songs: Round and Round by Ratt, You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive, Sailing the Seas of Cheese by Primus

Dislikes: Stouffer's, touchin' boobies, having food eaten off her tum-tum

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This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 9-15-02 @ 3:49 PM

ADF

09-16-2002, 01:14 PM

It's Monday, and I'm bored. 
Burn in H. E. Double Hockey Sticks, Horde King 
Hobbies: going to church every single Sunday, wishing evil demons would descend from the sky and pluck Horde King to his doom, but in a nice way, whacking it constantly 
Favorite Songs: You Ain't Nothin' but a Hound Dog, the soundtrack of From H. E. Double Hockey Sticks starring Johnny Depp 
Dislikes: athiests, using naughty words, resisting the urge to fondle altar boys 
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ADF

10-07-2002, 05:22 PM

For some reason, I was browsing google image search for "PanterA."

PanterA Negra

Hobbies: Eating soul food, doing the lambada and macarena, visiting the Dominican Republic

Favorite Songs: anything merengue, some ska and reggae, the occasional Billy Ocean song

Dislikes: heavy metal, white guys, Postmen who only ring once, little lion men

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!

This message was edited by The Al Dukes Fan on 10-7-02 @ 9:24 PM

TheMojoPin

10-07-2002, 06:58 PM

Let it die, slappy.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

angrymissy

10-08-2002, 05:46 AM

i like the anti-pantera sig

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Green Lantern

10-08-2002, 06:03 AM

Real Name: Kelly Rodgers
Other Current Aliases: None
Dual Identity: Secret
Current Occupation: Supermarket clerk
Former Occupations: Adult Film Star a.k.a.The Spreamanator
Place of Birth: Brooklyn,New York , U.S.A.,
Marital Status: Single
Usual Base of Operations: New York City
Current Group Membership: None
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 165 lbs
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
Superhuman Powers: (see Weapons)
Source of Powers: The last Green Lantern power ring (see Weapons)
Special Skills: Martial Artist
Weapons: The most powerful weapon in the universe, Kelly's power ring can create virtually anything or any effect he can imagine - a ring-generated exoskeleton, any kind of armament, gun or shield. It can protect him from almost any attack and enable him to travel at incredible speeds. Requires recharge occasionally when power is used up.

PAPA DON'T PREACH!!
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