OY VEY! Fantastic Four's "The Thing" is Jewish!

[The Blowhard]

FINALLY, Jewish comic book fans have a hero all their own. The latest issue of "The Fantastic Four" comic book reveals that the angry orange man of stone known as "The Thing" is a child of Israel. When the 6-foot, 500-pound Marvel menace admits his Hebraic heritage, an arch-villain responds, "You don't look Jewish," reports the Forward. Created in 1961 by Stan "Spider-Man" Lee and Jack Kirby, The Thing was born Benjamin Jacob Grimm on the Lower East Side.



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[blakjeezis]

Lower East Side, huh? Well that figures.

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[nortonfan]

captain american is becoming black, thing's now a jew what is the world coming too.

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[phixion]

hey marvels had a jewish hero for a long time
they created azrael the jewish mutant chik she was made for the 84 olympic games

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[DC Reed]

I hear the next move is the hulk is gay, and only gets angry because he thinks about the awful breakup with his last boyfriend.

BTW, Marvel has had an ANTI-JEW character, Hatemongers. He was a portrait based off hitler. Im not sure who fought him.

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This message was edited by DC Reed on 7-29-02 @ 11:10 AM

[JustJon]

First Marvel Jewish Superhero was Sabra, the Israeli superhero.

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[furie]

Sabra. yeah i remember her. Featured alot in the hulk during the Parthanon(?) days.
Got her powers from a magic cloak i think...

Lets not forget the jewish X-Man, Kitty Pryde aka Shadowcat.

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[Tall_James]

What about Franken"stein"?

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[ToddEVF]

How is DC comics gonna compete? whose the next classic hero to be changed? Superman exploses bi-sexuality? Batman also reviels his inner Jewish Counterpart? Supergirl is a full out lesbian? what has the world come to, that to get ratings they work on the shock factor.

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[nortonfan]

Supergirl is a full out lesbian now i will buy that comic book

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[Death Metal Moe]

WHY Must we drag all this P.C. SHIT into EVERY aspect of our lives! Why can't they just be SUPERHEROES!

Fuck that shit.

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[JustJon]

Fuck, how could I forget to mention Kitty? I used to love that character.

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[blakjeezis]

Wait, wait, wait. .

The Thing was born Benjamin

Mmmmmm

"The Thing" is a child of Israel


Double Mmmmmm

He doesn't have 10 older brothers and 1 younger one named Joseph, also granted mysterious powers of prescience and an amazing colored coat, does he?


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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-30-02 @ 5:44 PM

[The Blowhard]

Captain America must be a Southern Baptist. He seems so repressed.


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