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Pootertoot
07-29-2002, 11:01 PM
The game is simple:

Find a suitable headline from the news (don't make one up, that's just pathetic...you're already posting in the game room as it is), then add "...of Cock" to the end of it.

I'll start off with some choice selections from Yahoo News:

Jerusalem Monks Trade Blows in Unholy Row...of Cock.

Bin Laden's Son Seen Gaining Power...of Cock

Spears Abruptly Walks Off Mexico Stage, Ending Tour...of Cock.

And my favorite:

Wildfires Push Oregon Residents Out...of Cock

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Earth2RON
07-29-2002, 11:22 PM
Scientist Accused of Trafficking.....of cock

U.S. priests charged with soliciting sex with boys.....of cock

someone has to laugh at that one:)

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Ryan the Great
07-30-2002, 01:15 AM
Senate Ethics Probe of Torricelli Nears End...of Cock

Williams Kept Off Democratic Ballot...of Cock

House Approves Homeland Security Bill...of Cock

Bush Niece's Files Among Targets Of Alleged Princeton Snooping...of Cock

Bush Far Outspend Gore on Recount...of Cock

Families of Victims in Omagh Blast Sue Accused Killers...of Cock




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Patches
07-30-2002, 06:02 AM
Mayor Mike names new school boss...OF COCK!

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Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!

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A.J.
07-30-2002, 07:00 AM
From today's Washington Post...

Concerns Grew Amid Conflict...of cock
Williams Polls, Ponders Next Move...of cock
Mayor Polls For Threat Of Challenger...of cock
Redskins' Line Springs a Leak...of cock
Princeton Apologizes for Breach...of cock
Scientist Accused of Enzyme Theft...of cock
Dealmaker at AOL to Shift Focus...of cock
Wall Street Gives Back Some Gains...of cock
Heat Strains Power...of cock


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Sheeplovr
07-30-2002, 08:33 AM
you knwo what if people are greedy then there wont be cock left over for the other folks but the game is gold

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AngelAmy
07-30-2002, 08:50 AM
this is headlines from the trentonian, a local paper on trenton

LILTED & WITHERED: City kids turn to pools to beat the heat...of Cock

Springsteen tries to ease nation's pain...of Cock

Granville: City gangs a minor problem...of Cock

SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST...of Cock

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flavorsaver
07-30-2002, 10:48 AM
Rams Sign Faulk to 7-year Contract...of Cock


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A.J.
07-30-2002, 10:53 AM
Democrats Preview 2004 Strategy...of cock.





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Spoil-Sport
07-30-2002, 10:56 AM
Page 17 of today's Newsday: <P>
Clinton: Release $90M For Checkups...of cock <P>

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A.J.
07-30-2002, 11:02 AM
Guatemala Prepares For Its First Saint...of cock.

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Pootertoot
07-30-2002, 06:25 PM
More from Yahoo News:

Rumsfeld Doubts Iraq on Inspections...of Cock.

Slight Progress in Baseball Talks..of Cock.

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jamesdiggy
07-30-2002, 06:34 PM
It's Bottoms-Up As Dow Surges........Of Cock.

Brought to you by the N.Y. Post

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furie
08-02-2002, 08:15 AM
Chirac attacker 'mentally fit' for
trial....of cock

Uruguay hit by strikes and
violence....of cock





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A.J.
08-02-2002, 08:19 AM
Allen Heads to Hall of Fame...of cock

Ravens' Lewis Gets Record Bonus...of cock.

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Aggie
08-02-2002, 08:26 AM
Ravens' Lewis Gets Record Bonus...of cock.

LOL AJ! :)

Kidnapped Calif. teens reunited with families....of cock.



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Patches
08-02-2002, 08:31 AM
From CNN.com

Miss America Pageant Names First Black Emcee... of Cock!

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Jennitalia
08-02-2002, 08:32 AM
FBI seeks anthrax clues at scientist's home...of cock


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A.J.
08-02-2002, 08:43 AM
Prince George's Officers Not Guilty in Bite Case...of cock.

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Pootertoot
08-02-2002, 09:26 AM
More from Yahoo:

4 Sue American Airlines Over Search....of cock.

US: Iraq must allow unfettered inspections...of cock. (That is not going to smell pleasant.)


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A.J.
08-02-2002, 10:00 AM
Factory Orders See Big Drop...of Cock

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AppleBoy
08-02-2002, 11:57 AM
From today's NY Post:

Fruits and veggies may help spare smokers....of cock

Bid war for Ben & J.Lo pix....of cock

Pressplay gets Napster-like with unlimited downloads....of cock

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A.J.
08-05-2002, 05:35 AM
Lieberman Elaborates on 2000 Critique...of cock.


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cozmokramer
08-08-2002, 12:31 AM
Washington Post:

Brazil To Recieve Record $30 Billion IMF Loan... of cock

Airlines seek Improved Alerts... of cock


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sexy bastard
08-08-2002, 02:18 AM
from cnn.com

U.S., Palestinians to meet in 'exchange of ideas'....of cock



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Pootertoot
08-08-2002, 06:53 AM
Yahoo!:

Robber gives victim first aid...of cock.

I just realized how hard ...of cock is, no pun intended. Maybe you should just do "...(fill in the blank) cock"

So:

Buffy saying Goodbye...to Cock?

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A.J.
08-08-2002, 11:33 AM
Prosecutors Hope to Show Photos...of cock

Hormone Subdues Appetite...of cock

MLB Players Yield to Testing...of cock

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cozmokramer
08-09-2002, 12:45 AM
CIA struggles to Fill Openings ... of cock

Baseball's Tilted playing field ... of cock

Mayor Williams refines his image ... of cock

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sexy bastard
08-09-2002, 01:21 AM
From Reuters:
Thousands Of White Farmers Forced To Leave...of cock




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cozmokramer
08-09-2002, 02:07 AM
Last Chance for "Soft Money"... of cock

Ramsey gets Rookie Hazing ... of cock

Fed Unlikely to cut rates ... of cock

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cozmokramer
08-10-2002, 07:28 PM
For Bush a New Vulnerability... of cock

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cozmokramer
08-11-2002, 11:21 AM
Scientist defends himself...of Cock

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LatinSpiceXoX
11-13-2002, 03:38 PM
'JLo ties the knot .. of cock'

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SuperClerk
11-13-2002, 04:51 PM
Sniper Suspect's Lawyer Slams Leaks ... of cock

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canofsoup15
11-13-2002, 04:55 PM
BACTERIA HIGH: STUDENTS SUFFER MYSTERIOUS BREAKOUT IN TEXAS... of cock

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flavorsaver
11-14-2002, 11:09 AM
Pelosi Elected House Minority Leader... of COCK

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Knowledged_one
11-14-2002, 11:14 AM
cruisers sickened again....of cock

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