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nortonfan

07-30-2002, 11:51 AM

i have seen the comericals. that have been running the past week or 2. And it looks like it will be funny because she is such a retard.

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A.J.

07-30-2002, 11:54 AM

I'm sure it will be better than the "Liza and David Show".

Man...Anna Nicole got fat.

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07-30-2002, 11:57 AM

i was reading an article about the show... sounds like a cluster fuck waiting to happen. she's become such a caricature of herself, it's ridiculous. and i guess people are fascinated by it. hell, if i had cable, i'd probably watch, too...

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07-30-2002, 12:47 PM

i like her with some meat on her

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07-30-2002, 01:13 PM

Looks like the worst show ever.

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Tall_James

07-30-2002, 01:16 PM

I agree with WWFallon. One of the main reasons that the Osbournes is such a success is that under all the profanity and f'd up situations, they are a family who obviously love each other. And a lot of people can relate to the family dynamic.

With Anna Nicole, she is not someone most people can relate or even sympathize with. And her fucked up, free spending, white trash lottery winner lifestyle is probably going to piss more people off than amuse them.
I, for one, hope this show fails miserably and we never hear from this fat mess again.

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blakjeezis

07-30-2002, 01:39 PM

Please, I repeat, PLEASE do not watch this show, and if you do, tell no one. I don't want to hear about anyone seeing it. I'd like to hold on to the last shred of hope I have for humanity.

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irishkb

07-30-2002, 01:44 PM

I'd like to hold on to the last shred of hope I
have for humanity.

wow you still have hope... i lost all hope when Monica Lewenski(sp) got an HBO special for being caught sucking a married man's dick....

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blakjeezis

07-30-2002, 02:29 PM

Now now, that don't make her a bad person.

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Earth2RON

07-30-2002, 02:47 PM

i like her with some meat on her
i agree....she gotta big ghetto booty!

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07-30-2002, 03:05 PM

is this show really necessary?

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Tall_James

07-30-2002, 05:25 PM

is this show really necessary?
Is anything about this lipstick wearing, pudding of a woman really necessary?

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ShelleBink

07-30-2002, 05:30 PM

Man...Anna Nicole got fat.

exactly what my sister, neighbor, and i said when we watched the commercial.

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07-30-2002, 05:59 PM

Is it on playboy or E! it should be somewhat interesting

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CaptClown

07-30-2002, 06:08 PM

Man...Anna Nicole got fat.

When was she ever skinny? She is still the sexiest fat RICH broad that never actually earned a living.

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07-30-2002, 06:15 PM

Is it on playboy or E!
E!

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Death Metal Moe

07-30-2002, 08:49 PM

This is just The Osbournes jr. with a WHORE in it. At least Ozzy has singing tallent, and an interesting family. What's Anna gonna do, model her HUGE clothes for us? Go nude? These are her only tallents, and I'm not interested in her fat, drugged up ass anymore.

i like women with some meat on their bones, but not more than me!

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07-31-2002, 01:22 PM

The oly way the show would be a hit is if she does the show totally naked

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ADF

07-31-2002, 04:51 PM

When was she ever skinny? She is still the sexiest fat RICH broad that never actually earned a living.

She got fatter. She was mildly hot in her golden years, now she's a messed-up ho-bag who did an octagenarian for monetary purposes. Plus, her face looks like she smushed it with a hubcap from an '87 Toyata Tercel.

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nortonfan

08-04-2002, 01:31 PM

its tonight whos watching!!!!!

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brijjack

08-05-2002, 10:47 AM

Look out...he's gonna rant
I missed the show but just from
hearing clips of it on the morning
radio. This broad is so fat she
gets out of breath just from
walking across the room.How
stupid can one person be? I
heard conversations between
retards and stroke victims that
were more interesting. I hope
someone at E! gets fired for
puting this on the air..of course
that's just my opinion. 

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08-05-2002, 10:56 AM

Shes retarted right?

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A.J.

08-05-2002, 11:27 AM

Shes retarted right?

I saw some clips and it sure as hell sounded like it.

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Earth2RON

08-05-2002, 11:34 AM

the only thing i saw was her fat ass getting stuck under a table trying to catch her dog!

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JustinR

08-05-2002, 11:41 AM

Let me tell you. This show is like watching a train wreck for a half hour.

When you see this you are literally watching this women's life going to the toliet.

I can believe her son and assistant continue to deal with her.

While she's looking for a new house, she is continually stoned and/or drunk.

She's says she hasnt had sex for 2 years and is having money problems.

(she didnt get the $$ yet, her husband's family is appealing)

I'm just going to continue to watch this so i can see how far she can embarass herself.

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08-05-2002, 01:38 PM

I watched the last minute and it drove me insane.

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nortonfan

08-05-2002, 01:42 PM

for those of you who saw it. when she was calling her son on the phone she sounds so retarted

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08-05-2002, 01:46 PM

when she was calling her son on the phone she sounds so retarted
does a retard know how to dial a phone?.....i dont think so!

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