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girl germs

06-11-2001, 06:45 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/tomato.jpg" align=left>"come on! eat me! right now! i have vitamin c and i'm juicy and i taste great!"

take a look at my other happy friends...they want you to eat them to:

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"you can eat us all at the same time! you can eat us in the kitchen, in the park, or in the bedroom. so...eat us already! we're yummy!"

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The Blowhard

06-11-2001, 07:38 AM

I bet you love that cucumber!

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JustJon

06-11-2001, 09:50 AM

Someones been watching too many Veggie Tales.

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Supervixen

06-11-2001, 07:02 PM

mira el pepino, mira el pepino bailar! baila baila, yeah! mira el tomate, que triste, el tomate no puede bailar :(

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girl germs

06-13-2001, 08:13 PM

i didn't notice this before...

supervixen, that is the saddest little song...it brought a tear to my eye.

i have noticed that among all the vegetables out there, the tomatoes of the world seem to have the lowest self-esteem. they are unappreciated. we must start to show some love people!

tomatoes, you must unite...and dance, dance like there is no tomorrow.

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babychanel

06-14-2001, 09:10 PM

girl germs:
I'm so confused, are you sexully fustrated or I just had to post?Or ????:)

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girl germs

06-14-2001, 09:33 PM

nope...me love veggies. veggies veggies veggies!!!

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HordeKing1

06-16-2001, 12:54 AM

Veggies (especially jalapeno peppers) have their place, but only in real food like chili.

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The Blowhard

06-16-2001, 08:28 AM

Uh..a tomato is a fruit.

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girl germs

06-16-2001, 10:17 AM

i hate it when people say that tomatoes are fruits because they have seeds. i'm like, "look, please back off!!! just let me eat my delicious tomatoes in peace, ok? OK.

PLEASE

so, mr.SmartyPantsHeckler, what is your point???

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girl germs

06-16-2001, 10:23 AM

toúmaúto (t-mt, -m„-)
n. pl. toúmaútoes

A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.

The fruit of this plant.

Slang. A woman regarded as attractive.

hehe, "eat me i'm a tomato"...get it? hehe.

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The Blowhard

06-16-2001, 11:12 AM

When can I eat GG?

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sunndoggy8

06-16-2001, 04:20 PM

Tomatoes are sneaky though, gg, you know that I feel that way! :) They all look okey, but the sneaky mushy ones hide...and right when you need one for a yummy sandwich or to eat with salt (like some like to do!), it turns out to be a mushy one!

That's why I say, Cucumbers rule! They are the best, especially with a little french dressing and maybe some cheese :)

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Gwen

06-16-2001, 06:28 PM

Cucumbers dont belong with cheese...they belong with rice and seaweed as cucumber rolls!!! Those are yummy

But back to tomatoes even tho i think they're the anti-christ they grow really well if you add a little deadbody to your fertilizer mix...like in that movie the Last Supper...That was a good movie.

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girl germs

06-16-2001, 08:39 PM

"When can I eat GG?

after you finish all your vegetables, maybe? i don't know. haha.

"Tomatoes are sneaky though"

yeah, tomatoes are certainly sneaky, but they are still very under appreciated. think of all the hard work they put into getting ripe? you know sunny, it's not always about, "me me and me." think about that. and just because a tomatoes is all mushy and stuff doesn't mean you can't eat it. sunny, i think you like to discriminate...you must change your ways and learn to be a better person.

oh, and cucumbers do rule. no salad is complete if it doesn't have sliced cucumbers all over.

gwen, do you really eat seaweed? i always hated seaweed.

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sunndoggy8

06-17-2001, 02:16 PM

you know sunny, it's not always about, "me me and me." think about that. and just because a tomatoes is all mushy and stuff doesn't mean you can't eat it. sunny, i think you like to discriminate...you must change your ways and learn to be a better person.

You're right gg, I do need to change. Maybe I should go to some tomato sensitivity classes, and try to meet and eat more mushy tomatoes...They are tomatoes inside, aren't they? Maybe someday I'll even learn to love a tomato.

BUT NOT BEFORE I VOW MY ALLEGIANCE TO MANGOS!!!!!! Mangos are by far the best fruit ever, and there is no fruit that tastes as good or as sweet or as yummy! I think I'll start a Mango thread! GO MANGOS!

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