cozmokramer
07-30-2002, 10:43 PM
Fezzie went down to Flordia
He was looking for a sandwich to eat
he was in a bind
'Cause he was getting rammed from behind
And was willin' to call it quits.
When he came upon this fat hairy mom sawin
on the pool boy and playin' him hot
Fezzie jumped up but
fell down and said,
"POOL BOY let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a straight player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you bang my mother pretty good
But give Fezzie his due
I'll bet whatever I have left from Ronni taking against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's BOBO
And it might be a choice that's bad
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the non-hairest that your mom has ever had."
BOBO you stroke up your D and play it hard
'Cause gayness has broke loose in Flordia
And the Fezzie deals the cards
And if you win you get probably about 30 cents
But if you lose Fezzie gets in your pants!
Fezzie zipped down his pants and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And sweat flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow in and out
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of faggots joined in
And it sounded something like this
When Fezzie finished BOBO said,
"Well you're pretty good you queer!
But sit down in that chair right there
And lets see the BOBO premire!"
Fezie is near by, run boys run
Fezzie's in the house of a fatso mom that can't even run
Pets are in the breadpan, picking out dough
Fezzie does your D hurt? No, child, no
Fezzie bent over
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that pile of change
On the ground at BOBO's feet
Johnny said, "Fezzie, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,
You flaming new yorker,
I'm the less-hairest that's ever been!"
He played:
Fezzie is near by, run boys run
Fezzie's in the house of a fatso mom that cant even run
Pets are in the breadpan, picking out dough
Fezzie does your D hurt? No, child, no.
Doesn't make sense at points , but hey I made it in 15mins.
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He was looking for a sandwich to eat
he was in a bind
'Cause he was getting rammed from behind
And was willin' to call it quits.
When he came upon this fat hairy mom sawin
on the pool boy and playin' him hot
Fezzie jumped up but
fell down and said,
"POOL BOY let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a straight player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you bang my mother pretty good
But give Fezzie his due
I'll bet whatever I have left from Ronni taking against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's BOBO
And it might be a choice that's bad
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the non-hairest that your mom has ever had."
BOBO you stroke up your D and play it hard
'Cause gayness has broke loose in Flordia
And the Fezzie deals the cards
And if you win you get probably about 30 cents
But if you lose Fezzie gets in your pants!
Fezzie zipped down his pants and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And sweat flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow in and out
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of faggots joined in
And it sounded something like this
When Fezzie finished BOBO said,
"Well you're pretty good you queer!
But sit down in that chair right there
And lets see the BOBO premire!"
Fezie is near by, run boys run
Fezzie's in the house of a fatso mom that can't even run
Pets are in the breadpan, picking out dough
Fezzie does your D hurt? No, child, no
Fezzie bent over
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that pile of change
On the ground at BOBO's feet
Johnny said, "Fezzie, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,
You flaming new yorker,
I'm the less-hairest that's ever been!"
He played:
Fezzie is near by, run boys run
Fezzie's in the house of a fatso mom that cant even run
Pets are in the breadpan, picking out dough
Fezzie does your D hurt? No, child, no.
Doesn't make sense at points , but hey I made it in 15mins.
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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!