The Assman

[The Blowhard]

The Assman has the potential to be the greatest entertainer in the world since Liberace.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[HordeKing1]

510 pounds is certainly a lot of ass!

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[Circus Boy]

i've seen his bare ass in person its quite a site...he certainly entertained me

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[JustJon]

circus boy, sigs are 300x100, 30k max.

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[skullcrush]

i just found out that the assman lives like 7 houses down from me.that was odd

"jon benet wasn't that hot without make up on"
-me

[HordeKing1]

I confess that I feel very sad about the assman.

He's clearly a nice guy (I spoke to him in studio).

Imagine what it must be like to be known just for your weight.

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[Hassan ix Sabbah]

Horde king, some people are bound to known by one aspect of their physiology. Who will forget Meat from the Porky's saga. I knew a girl when I was growing up with a leg brace, we called her kick stand.

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[skullcrush]

i knew a guy with one leg shorter then the other.we called him "hip hop",when he walked

"jon benet wasn't that hot without make up on"
-me

[hndsmepete]

The assman has a lot of potential. He already has a pre-R&F fanbase. If he keeps appearing on every friday's show we may have a lot of great segments. Hell maybe Pantera can come up with a variety of Promo's with assman references. He could become legendary in the NY area. Hassan, Pee Wee was known for anatomy as well in Porky's. Porky in the movie kicks ass. He's also in Better Off Dead.

"Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?" - Randal Graves

[iscream22]

Very true my friend, very true.

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