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TomPoo
08-05-2002, 06:10 AM
What the F??

(off the IMDB)

J.Lo Set For Spring Wedding With Affleck


Jennifer Lopez is set to seal her fledging romance with movie hunk Ben Affleck by marrying him next spring. The Latina superstar took the Good Will Hunting hunk to meet her family in New York at her 32nd birthday party on July 24 and, according to friends, she plans to march down the aisle with him after her divorce from her husband of just eight months, Cris Judd, is finalized in January. During the party at the Park restaurant, Affleck stood up after the meal to tell the crowd, which included J.Lo's mother Guadalupe, dad David, sister Lynda and grandmother, that he'd fallen deeply in love with Lopez. A friend tells American tabloid the Star, "It was an incredibly romantic moment. Ben was very charming and bold. It took guts for him to stand up and make an announcement like that in front of Jennifer's whole family. Her party was clearly a chance for Jennifer's friends and family to spend some time with her new love. And they all got along great." The pal adds, "Jennifer is saying she'll make a formal announcement about her and Ben to her fans when the time is right. They know getting married is a big step, but they're convinced they're meant for each other." J.Lo's first marriage to restaurateur Ojani Noa in 1997 barely lasted a year.

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Arienette
08-05-2002, 06:12 AM
that's beautiful. i'm glad to see the sanctity of marriage is still in tact, even in the crazy world of the hollywood starlet.

i think i'm gonna puke

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Fallon
08-05-2002, 06:14 AM
J'Lo's been divorced twice already, I'm sure it will last this time.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-05-2002, 06:16 AM
I give it less than a year-- 9 months tops.

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A.J.
08-05-2002, 06:18 AM
The third time's the charm.

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fatty
08-05-2002, 06:24 AM
i hope this is true. this way we can just set off a nuclear bomb at the wedding and rid ourselves of the two biggest jackasses ever.

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Jennitalia
08-05-2002, 06:28 AM
what a twat.

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A.J.
08-05-2002, 06:32 AM
what a twat


Ben or JLo?

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Aggie
08-05-2002, 07:29 AM
I didn't know she liked white guys...can he REALLY appreciate her ass?

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Pootertoot
08-05-2002, 07:43 AM
She must have a cunt like a vacuum. I have no sympathy for Affleck. I'm sure she doesn't bring him lasagna at work.

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DarkHippie
08-05-2002, 08:08 AM
it'll never work: he's a red sox fan, she's from the Bronx, it's like Capulets and Montagues

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Cybersoldier
08-05-2002, 08:28 AM
J.Lo the modern day liz taylor, this one marriage might actually surivive more than a year.

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fiestygal
08-05-2002, 11:31 AM
ummmm....WHO CARES!!!???

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Cybersoldier
08-08-2002, 05:28 PM
that the million dollar question...but people want to know for some weird reason

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El Mudo
08-08-2002, 10:23 PM
After that bastard Ben Assfleck made comments about the legendary Lou Merloni i hope he dies a horrible, horrible death, and has a heart attack right before he walks his daughter down the aisle...

how many games in the Majors have you played?...jackass...

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sexy bastard
08-08-2002, 10:30 PM
wouldnt surprise me hey they say third times a charm


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TomPoo
08-30-2002, 05:05 AM
this girl is f'n crazy

off the IMDB

J. Lo and Affleck Set for Valentine's Day Nuptials?


Latin sensation Jennifer Lopez is set to wed her new beau Ben Affleck in a lavish $1.5 million Valentine's Day Puerto Rican extravaganza. Just a month after the "My Love Don't Cost A Thing" singer filed for divorce from dancer Cris Judd, J.Lo plans to return to her roots for the lavish nuptials - taking over San Juan's luxurious Ritz-carlton resort in the island of her parents' birth. A source says of the upcoming star-studded ceremony, "This will be one of the most glorious weddings in Hollywood history. Jennifer is telling friends that she wants to go all out for this wedding ... and money is no object." The Wedding Planner star J.Lo, whose previous marriages to Judd and restaurateur Ojani Noa ended after very brief unions, plans to fly in her family from New York, while Affleck will transport his from Boston by private jet for the ceremony. The Los Angeles celebrities will arrive in another private jet, while remaining guests will be flown in first class, setting the couple back by tens of thousands of dollars. The adds, "There will be at least a half-dozen designers and decorators who will transform the hotel ballroom into a white fantasy land with silks and chiffons." There will also be top-notch security costing $100,000 at the bash and Lopez and Affleck are set to arrive at their reception in a horse-drawn carriage. But the couple have yet to decide on where they will honeymoon, although pals tell American tabloid the Star that they're currently leaning towards the idea of a Caribbean cruise. The Valentine's Day nuptials will also mark two years to the very day that Lopez' split from hip-hop mogul Sean 'P Diddy' Combs was officially announced

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A.J.
08-30-2002, 05:14 AM
Media whores.

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Tall_James
08-30-2002, 06:26 AM
Please let this happen. I want to see what would happen when he takes her to Fenway for a Red Sox game and she wears a Yankee cap because she's from the Bronx. It would be like the final scene from "Seven".

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noobs
08-30-2002, 06:44 AM
I thought Ben Affleck is gay????!!!!????!!!?????!!!!

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jestah
08-30-2002, 06:57 AM
Should we just all chip in and get them matching divorce lawyers on retainer as a gift?



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brodieman
08-30-2002, 11:01 AM
i just can't wait to see her sitting between affleck and a stoned out jason mewes on a future kevin smith commentary

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Earth2RON
08-30-2002, 02:38 PM
what a twat
i prefer tookie over twat!

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TheKnicks23
08-30-2002, 09:34 PM
jesus maybe she'll stayed married for more than 2 months this time

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