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JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 03:24 PM
Gvac's Keys...left in my car on Sunday night.
If you want em...start the bidding!

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DC Reed
08-05-2002, 03:29 PM
10 million!

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nortonfan
08-05-2002, 03:30 PM
nice pic

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Jennitalia
08-05-2002, 03:30 PM
that's a sign that he wants more of your cock

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ADF
08-05-2002, 03:40 PM
Jennitalia's right.. it's the old "Oops, I left my scarf over at your house, can I come back tomorrow and get it?" trick. Yeah, he'll get it.. in the keister.

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JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 03:49 PM
He's gonna get it anyway...no need to leave his keys.

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Jennitalia
08-05-2002, 03:53 PM
slut


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nortonfan
08-05-2002, 04:14 PM
Jennitalia's right.. it's the old "Oops, I left my scarf over at your house, can I come back tomorrow and get it?" trick. Yeah, he'll get it.. in the keister.



keister lol keister lol that was a good one

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JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 04:29 PM
slut


I'll take that as a bid for 50 bucks.

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Sheeplovr
08-05-2002, 04:32 PM
HEs not even trying is he

Why did u burn his keys?

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Captain Rooster
08-05-2002, 04:33 PM
JR, are those your grey, faggy, satin sheets?

DEEEEK!


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This message was edited by LTRooster on 8-5-02 @ 8:34 PM

JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 04:35 PM
Rooster!
You said you liked my sheets...DEEK!

No...actually its my scanner lid.

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Captain Rooster
08-05-2002, 04:37 PM
You said you liked my sheets


JR, no, I said I liked yo' shit, baby beyotch;)


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JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 04:38 PM
JR, no, I said I liked yo' shit, baby beyotch




100 bucks? What?

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Captain Rooster
08-05-2002, 04:40 PM
Pay me? What?


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JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 04:41 PM
You said you would comp me on this one!

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Captain Rooster
08-05-2002, 04:42 PM
Naaaaah, I said I'd comp H4T;)



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JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 04:45 PM
300 bucks it is!

Going Once...

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Captain Rooster
08-05-2002, 04:47 PM
300 bucks fo' yo' shit, H4T?

DEAL!


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JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 04:48 PM
No No No....for Gvac's keys!

Going Twice...

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Captain Rooster
08-05-2002, 04:49 PM
Gvac's keys


I think he may be sending you a message: "My house is your house, stud."


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This message was edited by LTRooster on 8-5-02 @ 8:50 PM

Jennitalia
08-05-2002, 04:53 PM
were the keys used in any kind of anal penetration?

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JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 04:53 PM
Sold to the man with the gun for 300 bucks...
The keys will be held for 30 days while we settle your account.

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Captain Rooster
08-05-2002, 04:56 PM
Sold to the man with the gun for 300 bucks...



How 'bout you just hand over the keys and the hottie and i don't dot your eye with a paintball. Deal?


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JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 04:58 PM
ummm...no deal...I don't give the keys to drunk people.
hehe.

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Captain Rooster
08-05-2002, 04:59 PM
Wait a minute. JRich is gonna get balled.
Anyhoooooooo...



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This message was edited by LTRooster on 8-5-02 @ 9:01 PM

JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 05:02 PM
Someone stop this madman!
I know he's armed...but we can take him down!

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Captain Rooster
08-05-2002, 05:03 PM
but we can take him down!



I TAKE 'EM DOWN!

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Aggie
08-05-2002, 05:07 PM
what he said!

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fiestygal
08-05-2002, 05:56 PM
ok this is what i got...some pocket lint, a jack, a penny, gum balls, a flavored condom, and KY JELLY...does that help?

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I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!

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EQ
08-05-2002, 06:19 PM
* Faggy, Grey, Satin Sheets : $ 200.00

* Slutty Talk : $ 100.00

* The keys to Gvac's Ass : Priceless


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Pootertoot
08-05-2002, 06:32 PM
it's the old "Oops, I left my scarf over at your house, can I come back tomorrow and get it?" trick.


Honestly, who wears a scarf?

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Sheeplovr
08-05-2002, 06:35 PM
Honestly, who wears a scarf?


gay guys

Imus
and Gypsies

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EQ
08-05-2002, 06:35 PM
Honestly, Who wears a scarf?


Charles Nelson Gvac?


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JerseyRich
08-05-2002, 06:36 PM
Honestly, who wears a scarf?


3 Words...
Charles Nelson Reilly

edit...damnit you guys are too quick for me


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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 8-5-02 @ 10:38 PM

Hosp
08-05-2002, 08:44 PM
David Bowie...
Mick Jagger...
Jersey Rich...

What is it with British musicians and homosexuality?

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sexy bastard
08-06-2002, 01:26 AM
oh yeah hosp what about charlie brown and beastiality
huh huh huh

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Fallon
08-06-2002, 01:40 AM
Jennitalia's right.. it's the old "Oops, I left my scarf over at your house, can I come back tomorrow and get it?" trick. Yeah, he'll get it.. in the keister.

Cooooooo-stanza

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