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blakjeezis
08-07-2002, 08:39 PM
I didn't want to say anything since it is such a controversial topic, but Ron let it slip tonite during his interview with Rev. Rappie for Blackie. I am currently in negotiations with Mel Gibson and the Vatican to make a movie based on my life. The working title is Blakjeezis: N on a cross.
Tentative release date: Memorial Day 2005, I plan on inviting you all to the Premiere.


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Death Metal Moe
08-08-2002, 09:56 AM
WOW! How about an Oscar Blurb for your movie?

"BlakJeezis' new Movie N. on a Cross will definetly have Mel Gibson CROSSING the stage, FOR AN OSCAR! Ge ge ge!"

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Spoil-Sport
08-08-2002, 10:39 AM
BlakJeezis will rise from the dead...to collect an Oscar!! Ge Ge Ge <P>

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cozmokramer
08-08-2002, 02:05 PM
BlakJeeis will lead his people...TO AN OSCAR gi gi gi gi gi.

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Doogie
08-08-2002, 02:11 PM
Jesus will have something nice to hang above the cross after he collects the Oscar...a gee gee gee

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Death Metal Moe
08-08-2002, 05:22 PM
Judas will sure be sorry he betrayed Blakjeezis.....on OSCAR night! AAA Ge, AAA ge, AAA ge!

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Death Metal Moe
08-08-2002, 05:24 PM
It's a MIRACLE! Blakjeezis turns Loaves and Wine, into an OSCAR! AAAAAAA ge! AAAAAAA ge ge!

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Death Metal Moe
08-10-2002, 08:20 PM
OH COME ON PEOPLE! This is a FUNNY topic!

Get those creative juices flowing!

You all ignored my Milk skit, don't let this one die!

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TheMojoPin
08-10-2002, 08:23 PM
Fishers of men? Fishers for OSCAR...a-guh-guh-GUH.

Blakjeezus won't have to run, he can walk...ON WATER...up to the stage for his Oscar! A-guh-guh-guh...

And the three wise men brought gifts of gold, frankensense, and OSCAR!!! A-guh-guh-guh...

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TheMojoPin
08-10-2002, 08:37 PM
Thomas will be doubting no longer when he takes the hand of the Lord and feels OSCAR!!! A-guh-guh-guh...

That wasn't the light of Jesus blinding Saul...that was the glow of OSCAR!!! A-guh-guh-guh...

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Death Metal Moe
08-10-2002, 08:54 PM
Even Thomas won't be doubting the Power of this movie...on Oscar night! AAAA ge! AAAAA ge ge!

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TheMojoPin
08-12-2002, 01:07 PM
Why did this thread fall to the side?

EVERYONE'S AFRAID TO BE FUNNY.

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blakjeezis
08-12-2002, 01:14 PM
Is it bad form for me to post in this thread? Oh well.

'And the meek shall inherit . . .An OSCAR! Geh geh geh.'

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WrongWay
08-12-2002, 03:35 PM
"....and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us an Oscar!!!!" gee, gee, gee!!!

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TheMojoPin
08-12-2002, 03:56 PM
Just like water into wine, blackjeezis will turn this film into OSCAH!!! A-guh-guh-guh...

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blakjeezis
08-13-2002, 02:45 PM
Blakjeezis is worth 20 pieces of silver . . .and one big piece of Gold on OSCAR NIGHT, geh geh geh'

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Death Metal Moe
08-13-2002, 03:58 PM
"Everyone's favorite Carpenter blakjeezis WILL be able to Build an Movie worthy of an Oscah! AAAAAAAAAAAA GE! AAAAAAAAAA GE GE!"

BlakJeezis ya life's a Movie!

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seagullbeagle
08-13-2002, 06:24 PM
"Blackjeezis has a new apostle........
and his name is Oscah!
Geh-ge-ge-ge-ge

ge-ge"

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Tall_James
08-13-2002, 07:50 PM
Sing along with me...
"Black is Black - I want my OSCAR BACK - GE GE GE GE"



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TheMojoPin
08-13-2002, 10:14 PM
"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the holy OSCAH!!! A-guh-guh-guh..."

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Death Metal Moe
08-14-2002, 07:55 PM
"And lead us not into Temptation, but deliver us to OSCAR!! A GE GE GE GE GE!!!!"

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08-14-2002, 07:58 PM
"OSCAR loves me this I know, For Hollywood Tells me so!! A GE GE! A GE GE! A GE GE!"

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TheMojoPin
08-15-2002, 09:38 AM
Silent night, holy OSCAH!!! A-GE-GUH-GUH-GUH-GE-GE-GUH!!!

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Jackie Sloan
08-15-2002, 09:44 AM
Blackjeezis gets baptised 21st century style...with an OSCA!!!
ge gegege GEGE!

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Spoil-Sport
08-15-2002, 10:24 AM
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph have a date with OSCAR!!! Ge-Ge-Ge <P>

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08-15-2002, 11:10 AM
"HARK! The herald angels sing...for OSCAH!!! A-ge-ge-ge-GUH-ge-ge-ge-GUH..."

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08-15-2002, 11:29 AM
Jesus Christ will be a Superstar...on Oscar night!!! A-ge-ge-ge <P>

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TheMojoPin
08-15-2002, 12:55 PM
"Someone find a Jesus & Mary Chain and tie that man up to OSCAH!!! A-goo-goo-GUH-a-goo-goo-GUH!!!"

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TomPoo
08-15-2002, 01:39 PM
Please stand for a reading from the book of OSCAR!!! gg g gg gggg g

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Death Metal Moe
08-15-2002, 07:17 PM
And on the 7th day, God awarded Blakjeezis with tha Oscah!!! AAAAAAA GE GE! AAAAAAAAmen!

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08-15-2002, 08:18 PM
"blakjeezus is gonna taste the forbidden fruit of OSCAH!!! A-goo-goo-GUH-a-goo-goo-GUH!!!"

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Death Metal Moe
08-15-2002, 09:15 PM
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have everlasting OSCAH!!!

Oscar 3:16!!

GE GE GE GE GE!!!!!!!

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TheMojoPin
08-15-2002, 09:23 PM
"Isaac begat Abraham, and Ezekial begat Jonah, and blakjeezus begat OSCAH!!! A-glub-glub-glub!"

"blakjeezis shoudn't fear turning around because all he'll be turned into is a pillar of OSCAH!!! A-gay-gay-gay!!!"

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Death Metal Moe
08-15-2002, 09:42 PM
Take this, ALL OF YOU, for it is YOUR OSCAH!!

A GE GE GE GE GE GE GE GE GE GE!!!!!!!

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TheMojoPin
08-15-2002, 09:47 PM
"By the time the cock crows at dawn you will have won three times OSCAH!!! A-gee-gee-gee!!!"

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Death Metal Moe
08-15-2002, 09:56 PM
With his Blockbuster new Movie, N. On A Cross, Blakjeezis will definitly be sitting beside the throne, of OSCAH!

A GE GE GE! AAAAAHHH GE GE!

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Death Metal Moe
08-15-2002, 09:58 PM
Too bad Pontious Pilate washed his hands of Blakjeezis! He won't be on this Gravy Train as it pulls into Grand Oscah Station!

GEGEGEGEGE!!!!!!!

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TheMojoPin
08-15-2002, 10:03 PM
"The crowd's not yelling for the release of Barabus! They're yelling for blakjeezis to be handed his OSCAH!!!"

"That's not a cross blakjeezis is dragging up the hill, that's a huge sack full of OSCAH!!! A-guh-guh-guh-MEN."

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Death Metal Moe
08-15-2002, 10:22 PM
::ping pong blurbs continue::

ROLL AWAY THAT BOULDER FROM THE TOMB! Blakjeezis needs to go accept his OSCAH!!

GE GE GE GE GE!! AAAAAAA GE GE GE GE GE!!

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Jobberific
08-16-2002, 01:30 AM
The 11th commandment, Thou shalt not forget Blackjeezis on OSCAH NIGHT! A GE GE GE

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TheMojoPin
08-16-2002, 05:03 AM
"They may have run out of wine at the wedding, but blakjeezis won't be running out of OSCAH!!! A-gleep-gleep-gleep!"

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Death Metal Moe
08-18-2002, 09:47 AM
Blakjeezis may get thrown out of the Garden of Eden when he Tastes the Forbiden Fruit of OSCAH!!

AAAAAAAAAAAA Ge Ge Ge Ge Ge Ge!

(and what the hell is Gleep??)

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11-09-2002, 09:33 AM
'..Let He who is without..' Oscar, post the next Blurb... won't be BlackJeezis!!

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