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AngelAmy

08-08-2002, 09:12 AM

i dont think once have i had sex in my dreams. there is kissing, touching, all that reat stuff now and again but never once have i had sex. i thought before maybe it was because i was a virgin or something, but im not a virgin now and still no sex. i always seem to wake up right before it happens, or something happens in the dream that gets in the way. i hardly have sexual dreams anyway, but when i do i get no luck.

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Jennitalia

08-08-2002, 09:23 AM

you're missing out on some fun, Amy! I used to get them alot in my early 20's. I still do every once in a while. and the best part is i have an orgasm every time. Having an orgasm when you're sleeping is fucking the best!!!!!!

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fiestygal

08-08-2002, 10:50 AM

that happened to me once but then i woke up like i think at the really REALLY good part

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Sheeplovr

08-08-2002, 11:16 AM

With a cat now thats pretty freaky

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DarkHippie

08-08-2002, 11:20 AM

funny, you have a lot of sex in mine

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HordeKing1

08-08-2002, 04:17 PM

AMY - I wouldn't worry too much about it. In the first place, most people forget the overwhelming majority of their dreams. So you may be having sexy dreams and not remembering them.

The stuff you do remember seems to be leading up to the sex act. I wouldn't worry about it at all.

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Earth2RON

08-08-2002, 04:23 PM

the best part is i have an orgasm every time
i hope (incert name here) doesnt see that:)

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jamesdiggy

08-08-2002, 05:17 PM

My dreams are fine, it's when I'm awake that's the problem.

I don't like pits, pits, pits, in my juice, juice, juice!

Green Lantern

08-08-2002, 05:32 PM

A lot of times I want to have sex in my dreams...like last night I had Mila Kunis from That's 70's Show in my dream. And I wanted to have sex with her ,but I seem to forgot for some reason. At the most I got to first base but that's about it . "I STINK!"

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Green Lantern

08-08-2002, 05:57 PM

My dreams are fine, it's when I'm awake that's the problem.

I don't like pits, pits, pits, in my juice, juice, juice!

WOW!!! an Odd Couple reference
Very nice James!

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Gmann

08-08-2002, 06:18 PM

I dont either. I think it has something to do with the fact I watch constant porn and materbate like a zoo monkey all the time. That might have something to do with it.....I dunno....

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Cybersoldier

08-08-2002, 06:37 PM

I know I'm always having sex in my dreams, I always seem to wake up with some kind of woody

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Katylina

08-08-2002, 06:44 PM

I love waking up wet and finishing myself off. Amy, girl, just think of Eminem...

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ShelleBink

08-08-2002, 07:59 PM

i was having a nice lil sex fantasy today about the guy i work with

and as i was just drifting off into my own little world, i heard him come into the office

*blush*

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HordeKing1

08-08-2002, 10:06 PM

"The office..." Is that what you kids are calling it these days ;)

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sexy bastard

08-08-2002, 10:16 PM

I love waking up wet and finishing myself off
god that was hhot

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cozmokramer

08-09-2002, 12:59 AM

I remember a dream i was having banging a girl but not paying attention because i was staring out the window looking at this big william shatner rally where he was talking about world dominatoin and she was like "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" dreams like that you have to write down and recite them over and over so you don't forget them.

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DarkHippie

08-09-2002, 05:51 AM

"The office..." Is that what you kids are calling it these days
i think she means "orafice"

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GonzoStyle

08-10-2002, 10:36 PM

Amy you said you dreamt of me doing things to you with a sandblaster, or was that a lie?

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