All Time Lamest Action Movie Lines

[FMJeff]

From I Come In Peace, starrign Dolph Lungdren:

Bad Guy: "I come in peace!"
Dolph: "And you go in pieces!"

Ugh. Let's hear those bad movie lines people.

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[fiestygal]

i think its called LAST ACTION HERO...the one with arnold and this kid....it was REALLY REALLY AWEFUL

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[FMJeff]

Fiesty Girl, thanks for reading the thread.

We're looking for the movie QUOTES, not the titles.


I have another one...

"I must break you" Dolph Lundgren, Rocky IV.

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[fezident]

"You're luggage!"

--Arnold, just before shooting an aligator/crocodile in Eraser.


OUCH!!!

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[Earth2RON]

I don't like the sound of that sound. - Heather Graham as Judy Robinson in Lost in Space


RoboCop:

Peter Weller - "dead or alive, you're coming with me"
Peter Weller - "Thank you, for you're cooperation"


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[cozmokramer]

on the Stallone subject its not really a intimadating line but more halaroius. From Get Carter when he arrives at the Putting Green -

Guy: Who are you?
Stallone: Tiger Woods

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[fiestygal]

my post was to imply that the ENTIRE MOVIE was full of aweful and lame lines..sorry for not making that too clear but heres another...

from Jerry Macguire

"you had me at hello"...BLAH and barf

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[Arienette]

from x men, the halle barry character...

"do you know what happens when a toad gets hit by lightening?"

strikes toad guy with lightning bolt

"the same thing that happens to everybody else"

and.... scene

(or something like that)

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[A.J.]

Steven Segal from "Hard to Kill":

"I'm gonna take YOU to the bank Senator -- to the BLOOD bank."

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[FMJeff]

my post was to imply that the ENTIRE MOVIE was full of aweful and lame lines..sorry for not making that too clear but heres another...

from Jerry Macguire

"you had me at hello"...BLAH and barf



Ugh. Once again not reading the thread title.

Title of Thread: All Time Lamest Action Movie Lines


Last time I checked, there wasn't too much action in JERRY MCGUIRE.

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[grlNIN]

Fom Commando:

Matrix: [after killing a man in the plane] Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.



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Tool is Poetry in Motion

[Spoil-Sport]

from x men, the halle barry character... <P>
do you know what happens when a toad gets hit by lightening? <P>
strikes toad guy with lightning bolt <P>
the same thing that happens to everybody else <P>
and.... scene <P>
(or something like that) <P>
Arienette, I was gonna post the same thing. I don't know what's worse, the line or her delivery of it. They should take her Oscar back and call it even. <P>

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[SilentSpic]

Bruce Willis - Die Hard

"Yippie Kay Jeee, mother Fucker" (definitely spelled incorrectly)

Shit.. you put lamest, oh well.

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[wilee]

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of Bubble Gum" - Roddy Piper - They Live

Sweet Melissa's gonna kill you!

From Commando:

Ah-nold: Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?

Sully: That's right, you did.

Ah-nold: I lied. [drops Sully off cliff]

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[El Mudo]

this isnt really from a movie...but oh well...

"Homer....1....bad guys...10...."

also anything by Rainer Wolfcastle AKA McBain...

"And that is just the way it is..."-Chris Benoit

"This ain't the summer of Brock...this is all year Angle!"

[Michael Fury]

"I ain't got time to bleed!" by Jesse Ventura in Predator.






Fuck Disneyland. I'm going to Betty Ford!

[Heavy]

I eat green berets for breakfast and right now I'm very hungry!

Let off some steam, Benet
Horrible

Stallone in Tango and Cash

Cop: Who do you think you are, Rambo??

Stallone: Rambo, was a pussy

Cobra:
"clean up your act"
"I always wished a had a tuffer name......like Sally"

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[FMJeff]

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[fiestygal]

GRRRR...jeff...did y aever think that maybe JERRY MCGUIRE was an ACTION MOVIE too ME!! huh huh? WELL NOOOOOOOO i guess not maybe i dont "conform to the norm" mr. movie guy ....so HA!

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[Aggie]

Nicolas Cage in ConAir, he had bought his daughter a stuffed animal and then proceeds to kick someone's ass: "I told you not to touch the bunny." As he's looking at the guy he knocked out....BARF, what a cheesey line!

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[fatty]

"you've been erased"
it's not so much lame as it was funny.

I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of Bubble Gum" - Roddy Piper - They Live


that was the money line from a money movie.

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