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phixion
08-12-2002, 04:58 PM
favorite stand-up routine ever
i have three
eddie murphy- delerious
eddie murphy- raw
dave chappele- (i dont remember the title but it was the crap he did on HBO)
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nortonfan
08-12-2002, 05:01 PM
Jim Notron
Jim Notron
Jim Notron
Jim Notron
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fezident
08-12-2002, 05:26 PM
DANE COOK did the fucking funniest 8 minutes of stand-up I've ever seen on some show (hosted by Dennis Leary) on the Comedy Channel. I caught him at Carolines and almost pissed in my pants. The place went apeshit!
However...he has a 30 minute special on the Comdey Network that isn't all THAT amazing. Weird.
www.danecook.com
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ShelleBink
08-12-2002, 05:33 PM
Jim Notron
Jim NoTRON version 2.0 KID TOUCHING BETA
Jim rocks, Vos isn't bad... BREUER ROCKS ((andy the conductor said he liked him too))
robin williams was surprisingly hilarious
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jamesdiggy
08-12-2002, 05:41 PM
Robert Schimmel - Unprotected
Eddie Izzard - Dressed To Kill and Glorious
Denis Leary - No cure For Cancer and Lock and Load
I don't like pits, pits, pits, in my juice, juice, juice!
Ryan the Great
08-12-2002, 05:58 PM
this one Eddy Izzard one i saw on HBO, and some other HBO thing i saw with Rob something, i cant remember his last name, and that Dennis Leary no cure for cancer one
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