Stopping Global Warming

[sunndoggy8]

I totally don't think that idea that ron and fez were talking about today would work either! I mean, I would worry that the calculations would be off, and we'd fly right into the sun...and I'd worry too about the moon not being there either...it's a crazy plan!

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[Pootertoot]

To stop Global Warming, we must kill the French. I'm not sure how exactly this will help, but I think it will.

We'll leave some runny cheese under the Eiffel tower, and when they all come running, we let loose a couple of retards running with scissors, they'll all be dead by sunset.

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[The Blowhard]

To save mankind, we must colonize under the sea. We better hurry, or else "Waterworld" will become a reality!

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[sunndoggy8]

and when they all come running, we let loose a couple of retards running with scissors, they'll all be dead by sunset.

But then we'd have to worry about the bunnies and such, and things could get complicated!

I think colonizing under water would be so cool! Imagine just swimming over to work, or going landside for a little trip? And underwater sex would be great!

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[Spunk Bubbles]

My thoughts on global warming, if anyone cares...
First off, there was really no concrete during the 50's when this "global warming" idea started. Global warming is not a fact, just a theory. It is a fact however that this planet has gone through various stages where it warms and cools. Knocking the planet out of orbit is very risky. Earth is in a perfect living alignment. Only a few thousand miles or less to the left or right will drastically change the environment. Oh well, sorry for boring ya, just my thoughts.
Oh by the way, it's the F'ing Canadiens.

"Choke On It Twatwaffle"

[The Blowhard]

You are correct Spunk!
The whole issue of global warming is a hoax invented by left wing tree hugging enviromentalists. They want us to ban cars and ride bicycles! Cows damage the enviroment more than cars and factories combined! I say pollute..the earth can take it.

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[HordeKing1]

SUNNDOGGY8 - That was a goof. Besides, I like the idea of global warming. Makes it easier to find good beachfront property.

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[girl germs]

heckler, don't blame the cows...they're defenseless and vulnerable and they always mind their own business, unlike monkeys, who try to masturbate all over the place (i'm not saying there is anything wrong with monkeys. i love monkeys). a little "mooo" here and a little "mooo" there never hurt anyone.

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[Awesome_Bomb]

If deez crazy Nasa ass cracka
niggaz shoot some rocket near
my planet....i dunno bout yall
catz but I'm running like a
muthafucka

Black people kick ass!!!!!

[adolescentmasturbator]

unlike monkeys, who try to masturbate all over the place (i'm not saying there is anything wrong with monkeys. i love monkeys).

Are you calling me a monkey?

[girl germs]

<i>"Are you calling me a monkey?"</i>

hmmmm, no.

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[Pootertoot]

If you've never seen a cow masturbate, you're missing something DAMN good.

As for living underwater, you'd have to watch out for dolphins. They're fucking looking to take over, sneaky little bastards...

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[adolescentmasturbator]

Forget about cows masturbating what about dolphins? I never knew you could use a beak like that. But I think Global Warming isn't that important we would have all destroyed each other with Nuclear Weapons by then anyway.

[sunndoggy8]

I worry about the dolphins too Pooter...Theres something about their smug attitude that makes me think they're plotting something. I think it's time we take the oceans back!

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[Crickett]

1. If this were attempted, we'd probably have world wide Tsunamis.

2. We would probably end up hurtling towards or away from the sun, causing us all to either burn or freeze to death.

3. This was the first topic I ever got an instant feedback on the air with. Go me.

"Cast in the name of good, ye not guilty".

"Lots of stuff blowed up real good"

"Lets SHAMPOO US SOME ALIENS!!!"