My Official introduction to the board

[Super Producer Ron]

I am a little worried that I came across as a loud mouth New Yorker, and that my enthusiasm is being misunderstood. I simply love the Ron and Fez show, I think the listeners that call in are great, and that having a good time slot in the Best and Biggest city in the World the show could be much Bigger and have a better caliber of guests.( I am not saying that there is anything wrong with the current guests, but there is always room for improvement) I am fortunate to be self-employed and in a business that allows me to travel. I come across allot of great people that I feel would love to come on to the show. My offer to Ron and Fez, and to the fans is simple. I am willing to put up or shut-up. I am only asking for a chance. If I came across a little pushy on the air I apologize. I was just trying to get my point across, and I was a little nervous. With listener support, I guarantee I will help make the Ron and Fez show HUGE. I have nothing against Al Dukes personally, But I feel the show needs someone aggressive and that is willing to go out a find Cool, Funny guest's for the show. I am not looking for money or for airtime, I am willing to do this completely behind the scenes, and let my work prove itself.(Then we could talk about money)

I hope this clears up some issues.
If you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask.





This message was edited by Super Producer Ron on 6-16-01 @ 2:55 PM

[Super Producer Ron]

Sandman,
I am sure if Ron and Fez give me a chance, I will change your mind. Again I am only asking for a chance. Nothing else.

[sunndoggy8]

If you can get more exciting guests and do what you say you think you can do, then you will totally get support from people! :) You just gotta do something big for the show that's noticed, and then everyone will be pumped for ya there. G'luck!

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[Super Producer Ron]

Sunndoggy8,
You totally get my point. Thanks I will not let you guy's down. I have sent Ron and Fez e-mails but I never got a response, I feel that someone is intercepting my e-mails before they get to Ron and Fez.(I wonder who?) I need to meet with them to fully explain my plans for the show, and what I can do. I even offered to treat them to lunch at the restaurant of their choice. I am only doing all of this because I firmly believe in the talent and potential of Ron and Fez. And I am confident that I could contribute to there success.

[HordeKing1]

Super Producer Ron - It wasn't so much that you came accross as a loud mouth New Yorker, it was that you came accross as an obnoxious racist.

Your enthusiasm is admirable but cut the "old fag" bashing and other rascist terms, and lets see what you can do.

Get a guest willing to appear and then call into the show. You don't need a meeting to do that.

Oh, and by the way, Ron reads his own e-mail.

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super producer ron...maybe ron doesn't like you. just deal with it and move on.

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[Pootertoot]

Shh...if he gets the job as producer, think of the wonderful things he can get us:

-an exclusive interview with Nyang Po, the lithe-bodied Korean that happens to be the official fluffer of Ron and Fez.

-Pictures of the days that Ron wanders in coked up and naked, pieces of a small plaid skirt hanging from his dick (also known as Tuesdays and Thursdays)

-Fez Bits! Pieces of Fez that have been cut/scraped/scratched/just fallen off of him. With any luck, he can wrestle them away from Fez before he eats them.

And so much more! Give this guy a chance!

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[Carter]

Hey.... Buddy.... This is a message board, not monster.com. If you want a job, dont post here. I'm glad that you've cleared things up, there were a lot of angered people. In the future i suggest that you just post to havea good time... That's what we do here, no bull, no fighting, just fun.
I understand how you feel that ron and fez need more guests, but the preface of the show IS a talk show with the people of NY. Since day one its been Ron, Fez, and the people. That's why i love the show, they let you speak your mind without playing a sound clip over you. If you're looking for shows that are chock full of guests and comedians, i suggest that you listen during the 3-7 hour. That said, let's get back to having fun.

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[Super Producer Ron]

OUCH, I did not realize how Horrible I came across on the air. I really did not want to go on air, but I could not think of any other way of getting my point across to Ron and Fez. You must realize that I had a very short window to make my point. I would like to respond to the following people:

HordeKing 1,
Your post troubles me the most. If I came across as raciest, Homophobe. I sincerely apologize. I am NOT a raciest or a homophobe. I truly get the show and that Ron and Fez are bringing together so many different groups of people through Humor. That is why I have such strong feelings towards the show, and is why I would like to offer my services to help make the show better. I also realize that Ron and Fez will be huge stars without my help. I simply have a plan and a vision I would like to share with them.

Girlgerms,
You make a very valid point. Ron and Fez may totally hate me and my ideas. All I am asking for is a chance to tell them my ideas, and what I can offer. If after that they tell me to F' off, I will go back to being an anonymous fan, and wish them all the best.

Carter,
I realize that this not Monster.com. I was simply trying introduce myself to the hardcore Ron and Fez fans, and to make my intensions and motives clear.




This message was edited by Super Producer Ron on 6-17-01 @ 6:16 PM

[Super Producer Ron]

Pootertoot,
I understand your skepticism, I hope that I get a chance to prove myself to Ron and Fez, and also to the great Ron and Fez audience.


This message was edited by Super Producer Ron on 6-17-01 @ 1:46 PM

[iscream22]

Well, I kind of want Al Dukes to stay because he's so f'n dumb its funny. Perhaps it could be the Al, Ron and Fez show. (NAH). Maybe you could produce the show while Al could be Ron and Fez's slave.

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[Super Producer Ron]

Iscream22,
I am not trying to get Al dukes fired, I believe that he is probably a very competent, office and clerical manager, He is also funny with all of his hang-ups. I only want to help produce the show. For example come up with special, funny interesting guest's. This I am sure I can do.

[Crickett]

How to get Brad Pitt on the Ron and Fez show.

Step 1: Break into Brad Pitt's house.

Step 2: Plant a subliminal messaging device into Brad Pitt's TV.

Step 3: When you hear the sirens in the distance, run.

Step 4: Wait 2 weeks.

Step 5: Brad Pitt should be willing to go on the Ron and Fez show by now. Congradumulations, you have succeeded in getting Brad Pitt on the Ron and Fez show.


Hope this helps super duper producer ron.

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[Pootertoot]

Skepticism? I just want to talk to Nyang Po. I hear his right arm is HUGE.

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LoL...well on Friday everyone got a good laugh out of your call...i don't like posting like this so email me BabyNicoleXOXO@aol.com!!

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[The Blowhard]

Great idea! Just e-mail Nicole and she alone can get you a job. She has power and influence, not to mention many adoring fans!;)

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[sandman]

Welcome to the board ron the super producer bring us Al sharpton and we will call it even lol good luck on your mission

[Super Producer Ron]

Sandman,
Thank you, I hope I get a chance.

[angrymissy]

Here are my three cents:

One,
You kept told them you would get them syndicated... Ron and Fez are already syndicated. This was kinda aggarvating, as if you were a "big fan", you'd probably know that.

Two,
You came off as very obnoxious and arrogant.

Three,
Chill out. People will believe it when they see it. I've heard a lot of "DJ's" and "Promoters" talk shit before. They're basically just handing flyers out at clubs for free, but think they're big shots.

Don't take it personally, I just think you need to tone it down a little bit. Ron and Fez have done fine on their own for a while now. I dont know if the show would be all that great with celeberty guests everyday. Its not really that kind of show.


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[Super Producer Ron]

AngryMissy,
I realized the syndication thing SORRY, You are 100% correct. I will tone it down, and prove myself.

[The Blowhard]

Action speaks louder than words my friend.

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[Cranky Ass]

'Super' Producer, I think you have your actions in reverse. You need to SHUT UP and PUT UP. MAKE something happen, THEN you can talk. So far you are just talking loud and saying NOTHING.



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[Super Producer Ron]

Cranky Ass,
I agree with you. I can't do what I said I will until I meet with Ron and Fez. Trust me you will get.

[elizabeth8]

Is it just me or is Super Ron
obsessed with meeting R & F?

[Super Producer Ron]

elizabeth8,
Believe me this will end soon. I also realize that I am starting to come across as an obsessed fan. If they decide to meet with and like my ideas, then I can get to work. However if they decide not to meet with me, I will go back to being an anonymous fan. It is really as simple as that.



This message was edited by Super Producer Ron on 6-18-01 @ 5:40 PM

[angrymissy]

why do you have to meet with them in person? just do what you said you would, then call the show.

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[Super Producer Ron]

Angrymissy,
It is a little more complicated than that. Trust me. If I could I would, I need to clear something's up and make sure they are into my ideas. Other wise it would be a waste of everyone's time.


This message was edited by Super Producer Ron on 6-18-01 @ 5:46 PM

[vegeta]

Ron, I hope you're injected with a dirty vial of HIV and you get hit by a mack truck as you bleed and cry out in pain in the middle of the street.

In other words "Welcome! I like you so much more than Al Dukes"

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[Cranky Ass]

Ron, you are ruining this for yourself. You had a short window where you might have been able to get your idea into Ron & Fez and you blew it. Don't you understand, YOU DONT NEED TO MEET THEM TO PROVE YOU CAN BE THEIR PRODUCER. Just DO what it is you say you can do to make it a better show. If what you can do is good enough i'm sure Ron & Fez will be more than willing to meet with you.

SHUT UP and PUT UP.

I am officially done listening to you until you prove yourself.

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