This is the one I wrote that they used one night to get Al drunk. lol
But as you can see it needs to be updated.
SO why dont we all come up with some good suggestions and put together a new Ron and Fez Drinking Game.
4 types of Drinking:
1) Sip - Sip the beer
2) Gulp - Take a regular swig of beer
3) Chug - Drink until you HAVE to stop
4) Down a Beer - Drink an entire beer
When Ron:
- Reads an Instant Feedback - Sip
- Says "I'm Starving" - Gulp
- Asks "Who's on the phones?" - Gulp
- Pretends he's heard the Fezatorial - Gulp
- Makes fun of Fez's weight - Gulp
- Insult Paulo's wife - Gulp
- Tells a caller to lower the radio - Gulp
- Says "Kool and the Gang" or "K and the G" - Chug
- (Together with Fez) Says "Nice Girl, Nice Family, SHE A HOOKER!" - Chug
- Talks about drug - Chug
- Sings along with a song - Chug
- Sings along with a song WITH Fez - Down a Beer
- Talks about Philadelphia - Down a Beer
When Fez:
- Says "Heyyy" - Gulp
- Says "I'm Starving" - Gulp
- Says "Rude and Rude" - Chug
- Reads an Instant Feedback - Chug
- Does a Fezatorial - Gulp
- Asks "Where's Ronnie?" After the Fezatorial - Gulp
- Says "Oh Gawh" (instead of "Oh God" he says it a lot) - Gulp
- Insults Paulo's wife - Gulp
- Yells "STAPLES NOW!!" - Gulp
- Talks about mother (NOT in a Fezatorial) - Chug
- (Together with Ron) Says "Nice Girl, Nice Family, SHE A HOOKER!" - Chug
- Calls a caller named Gary "Geeeaaarrry" - Chug
- Sings along with a song - Chug
- Sings along with a song WITH Ron - Down a Beer
When you hear:
- The winning cow bell - Gulp
- Foul mouth Elmo - Gulp
- Tapping on the desk in the background - Gulp
- When Instant Feedback beats the producers - Gulp
- A Chinese joke - Gulp
- A Spy Report - Gulp
- Hard Rock Johnny sends over food - Gulp
- If he forgets the desert - Chug
- A Radio insider - Chug
- A LIVE Sweet Melissa moan - Chug
- A Hawk Fact - Chug
- Iris call in - Chug
- Andre Call in - Chug
- Retard Martin Call in - Chug
- Kenny Allen Call in - Chug
- Rory Hampton or Hawk (other then a Hawk Fact) say anything - Chug
- The Nature Boy Enter the room - Chug
- A Spy Report, Radio Insider combo - Down a Beer
- An actual guest - Down a Beer
- A drinking game being played - Down a Beer
- When a girl is showering in the other building - Down a Beer
- A siren shout out - Down a Beer
- Anyone other then Ron or Fez in a live read (commercial) - Down a Beer
- Steven Baldwin calls in - Down a Beer (Join him)
- The start of an AFRO Show - Drink a Beer
Sound Clips:
- "white people are so scared of black people" - Sip
- A Sweet Melissa moan - Sip
- Al's entrance music - Gulp
- Billy's entry music - Gulp
- A Billy Staples Grunt or bodily noise - Gulp
- Al's "I'm Gay" - Gulp
- Norton's "You Stink" - Gulp
- Moshin's "I am not a retard" - Gulp
- Baby sound effect - Gulp
- "Electronic Mail" - Chug
- Eddie Trunks "Bon Jovi Fan Since Day One" - Chug
- "Stay gold pony boy" - Chug
- "Do it for Johnny" - Down a Beer (Do it for Johnny!!)
- A Dan From Hoboken Chokey - Down a Beer
When a Caller:
- Begins a call with "How you doin'?" or "What's up?" - Gulp
- Is still waiting for a Big Ass Card - Gulp
- Has a Big Ass Card number UNDER 1000 - Chug
- Has a Big Ass Card number OVER 1000 - Gulp
- gets "stupid girl" played on them - Chug
- Puts down a sandwich specifically to make Ron & Fez starving - Chug
- Has a bad cell phone - Chug
- DOESN'T give a Big Ass Card number - Chug
- Has the same name as you - Chug
- Says Hi to Joe Poo (ex: "Hi Ron, Hi Fez...Hi Joe") - Chug
- Gets yelled at (seriously) - Down a Beer
- Sticks up for Joe Poo - Gulp
- Sticks up for Billy - Chug
- Sticks up for Al - Down a Beer
- Makes fun of Joe Poo - Chug
- Makes fun of Billy - Gulp
- Makes fun of Al - Sip
- Ends a call with "CYA!" - Sip
- Ends a call with "Take it easy Clarky" - Down a Beer
- Is drunk or high - Down a Beer (Join them)
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