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mamacita00pr
09-02-2002, 10:05 AM
26 pick up lines

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go .

3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too.

8. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

10. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

11. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long.

12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

13. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

14. If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.

15. Excuse me, do you wanna , or should I apologize.

16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

17. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

18. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

19. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

20. Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

22. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

23. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

24. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

25. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter -- I stick to the roof of your mouth.

26. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?




Come Correct or dont Come At All

Green Lantern
09-02-2002, 10:38 AM
1)(grab thier ass and ask)"Is this seat taken?"

2)(ask)"Was your dad a baker?"(If yes)"because he made you a nice set of buns!"(If no)"because you have a nice set of buns!"

3)"I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands."

4)"Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want."

5)"Lets go to my place and do things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway."

6)"The word of the day is 'legs', lets go back to my place and spread the word."

7)"Your so hot you melt the plactic in my underwear."

8)"That outfit would look good in a crumpled up heap on my floor tomorrow morning."

9)"My name is (your name), that's so you know what to scream."

10)"My name is (your name), but you can call me Lover"

11)"Nice shoes...wanna fuck!"

12)"Can I flirt with you?"

13)"All those curves, and me with no brakes."

14)"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you wanna kiss me?"

15)"I like every muscle in your body, especially mine."

16)"Do you no what would look good on me? You!"

17)"I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

18)"So...how am I doing."

19)(tap your thigh)"You just think this is my leg."

20)"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

21)"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes, be on it."

22)(regarding their clothes)"That looks becoming on you. Then again if you wore me, I'd be cumming too."

23)"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

24)"Let me wipe off a place for you to sit."(procede to wipe your mouth)

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

And the sad thing is not of these lines work. :-(

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ChrisTheCop
09-02-2002, 12:37 PM
Overheard in a cop bar..."You remind me of a parking ticket. Youve got FINE written all over you."

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tomhitch
09-02-2002, 03:52 PM
I've always liked the one I used to pick up my wife 26 years ago: "Hey....How yah doing?" I mean what the hell, it worked...

Tom

Death Metal Moe
09-02-2002, 04:40 PM
"Hey pretty lady. I used to be the producer of the best radio show in NYC, but now I run a dump button...oh wait, I don't even do that anymore....where are you going?"

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Earth2RON
09-02-2002, 05:29 PM
my dick measurement is: 9 inchs long inchs wide and inchs around.......care to try me on for size????

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jamesdiggy
09-02-2002, 06:06 PM
18)"So...how am I doing."

Who's pick up line is that, Ed Koch?

I don't like pits, pits, pits, in my juice, juice, juice!

ChrisTheCop
09-02-2002, 06:23 PM
Do you believe in love at 1st sight? Or should I walk in again?

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billyio
09-02-2002, 06:33 PM
"Please love me. I'm only human. Please,please love me".

Begging into the ladies hearts


See Ya!

JerryTaker
09-02-2002, 09:26 PM
Hi, My name's Jer....
...where'd you go?

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Hawiian shirt craig
09-03-2002, 06:01 AM
my personal favs are:

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

want to get a pizza and fuck?

u must be in the millitary, b/c
baby u just blew me away.

should i bother drugging your
drink, or u just wanna do me and
remember it.

do you belive in love at first
sight? or are you one of those
girls i need to kidnap and tie up
in my basement for a week first?


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
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IRISjr
09-03-2002, 06:39 AM
hey good lookin'
whats cookin

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Aggie
09-03-2002, 06:45 AM
hey good lookin'
whats cookin

if a guys said that to me i might give him my number! lol ;) making a girl laugh right away is a big plus

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hyperspace
09-09-2002, 05:44 PM
how about "well hello there...can i smell your ass??"

"I don't know how the f**k you knew that ring was a fugazy"

TheGameHHH
09-09-2002, 06:11 PM
Aggie....Hey good lookin, what's cookin??? <P>
I'll be expecting that number in my email sometime tomorrow. <P>

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Steels
09-09-2002, 06:18 PM
Hey Honey! You like games? How bout' we play pinnochio....you sit on my face while I tell lies....

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Ryan the Great
09-09-2002, 06:24 PM
you have 206 bones in your body, hows about one more




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smiler grogan
09-09-2002, 06:38 PM
Were your parents retarted? Because you sure are special. <P>

CrazyClare
09-13-2002, 03:09 AM
weve definatly done this before but ill put my favorites.
is that a keg in your pants?
cause I wanna tap that ass
How do you like your eggs in the morning.. scrambled or fertilized?
and a cop was trying to talk to me and he said baby you already know my number... just call 911

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ShelleBink
09-14-2002, 10:38 AM
from an e-mail from my best friend who's at school in dc: <P>
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DC Reed
09-14-2002, 10:47 AM
Hey Baby, lets play Pearl Harbour, I lay down and you blow me away

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ChrisTheCop
09-14-2002, 10:55 AM
a cop was trying to talk to me and he said baby you already know my number... just call 911


well i see u remembered the number..how come u havent called???

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