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sweet201
09-02-2002, 05:34 PM
Been wondering where our little Olympic Sweetheart has been since Revco folded a few years back? Well, Mary Lou Retton is tumbling her way into our hearts - and our homes! - once more to hawk a great new product we'll call.... The TVGuardian.

http://tvguardian.com/welcome-gt.html

Most people don't realize how many swear words their kids are hearing, even when you do your best to keep it from them. Even good family movies like, E.T. and Home Alone have inappropriate language. Even E.T.? Yes, even E.T. Remember the kitchen scene when Elliot stands up and calls his brother #!*&# Breath. That's just one of more than 13 uses of profanity in E.T. that most of us have forgotten about. But, our kids don't forget them. They learn them!


TVGuardian really works! Its patent pending, award winning technology guards against foul language on your television all the time. It works on your favorite TV shows, both new and old. Watch shows like Law and Order, The Practice, ER, Sitcoms and many more of your favorites without all of the profanity.

You can choose between two different filter modes. One mode even filters out exclamatory uses of the name of God, Jesus and Christ. Another mode allows God's name, just in case you're watching a program with religious content. It normally filters out 95% to 100% of foul language from TV shows, videos and DVDs by muting phrases like the ones in the left column in the chart below, and displaying profanity-free phrases!

without TVGuardian . . .

She's such a #%&#h!

Did you two have &#x?

#%!@ you, @&s#%!#!

with TVGuardian . . .

She's such a nag!

Did you two have hugs?

Go away, jerk!



Did you two HAVE HUGS?? What the heaven does that even mean? What a bunch of donkeyholes.








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This message was edited by sweet201 on 9-2-02 @ 9:35 PM

Death Metal Moe
09-02-2002, 05:38 PM
Wow. That actually sounds FUNNY! I'd like to watch Resivour Dogs and Goodfellas with it!

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Aggie
09-02-2002, 05:47 PM
she actually goes to my church in houston...lol

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A.J.
09-02-2002, 06:17 PM
Wow. That actually sounds FUNNY! I'd like to watch Resivour Dogs and Goodfellas with it!


I just watched Goodfellas in Spanish a couple of weeks ago. It was funny listening to the guy doing Pesce's lines.

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SoccerMom
09-02-2002, 06:36 PM
Holy @#*%! That looks like a @#%*#@* terrific product! Where the @#%* can I get one? <P>

Sheeplovr
09-02-2002, 07:01 PM
Id like to filter out the swears of Moes posts and any other potty figners

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TheMojoPin
09-02-2002, 11:39 PM
figners

Fingers? Foreigners? Damn you and your secret Windtalker code, Sheepy!!!

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