View Full Version : Does Mountain Dew lower your sperm count?
sunndoggy8
06-18-2001, 07:02 PM
Is this just an urban legend or is this true? I want to "do the dew!" with peace :)
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Pootertoot
06-18-2001, 07:15 PM
I masturbate at least once, usually twice a day. I figure I'm down to one or two sperm per load now.
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Pootertoot
06-18-2001, 07:16 PM
But the sperm are trout-sized.
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HordeKing1
06-18-2001, 11:47 PM
SUNNYDOGG8 - You've got to be kidding.
An urban legend silly, and a bad one at that. Probably started by Pepsi.
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sunndoggy8
06-19-2001, 08:12 AM
Thank goodness! Now I'm free to refill my Mountain Dew with pride! :)
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erinmoran
06-19-2001, 10:49 AM
Try the new Cherry Mountain Dew!!...ITS great!
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JustJon
06-20-2001, 11:48 AM
An urban legend silly, and a bad one at that. Probably started by Pepsi
Why would Pepsi do that when they manufacture it?
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vegeta
06-20-2001, 02:04 PM
Mountain dew does not lower your sperm count, but you do see stars when you're drinking it and pinching your helmet at the same time.
Don't ask me how I know.
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HordeKing1
06-21-2001, 10:24 PM
Just Jon - OK then, the rumor was probably started by Dr. Browns Cel-Ray soda compnay!
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