Should Hawiian Shirt get a shot....

[Justice4all]

Do you think HSC should try to get a show on WNEW? After all...he has the talent and the wit to pull it off I think.
And I have heard many others share these thoughts as well.
Anyone care to speak up about this?

I NEVER suffer from insanity...I love EVERY minute of it

[ToddEVF]

i believe if he is qualified enough, he should. of course i wouldn't be allowed in the building for fear that Capt. Pity may show up. . .
. . . actually that would be the 1st character guest for his show. the one the only Todd Evf, a.k.a. Capt. Pity!

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[TheMojoPin]

Dammit, reading this thread at 4 AM I was thinking you were implying that someone was going to TAKE a shot at Craig...

Can I be the producah that produces results...in his PANTS?!?

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

i thought the same thing mojo...

TAHNKS SO MUCH TOM! thats what i'm going to school for! woo hoo! i sent them some material but never heard back... thanks guys!

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[IRISjr]

He could join ferrel and they could restart the sports guys :)

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[Tall_James]

WNEW is seeking full and/or part time on air talent for a variety of possible roles. Candidates should possess no less than 5 years large to major market experience. In addition to on-air quality, the ability to demonstrate ratings success is important. Positions may be for full time, part time, weekday or weekend opportunities. No phone calls. Please send tape and resume to:

Air Talent Wanted
c/o Craig Schwalb - WNEW-FM
888 Seventh Ave.
10th Floor
New York, NY 10106

102.7 WNEW is an equal opportunity employer


Go get 'em Craig!

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[Katylina]

HAHAHAHA-- oh wait- this wasn't sarcastic? Well, I give him this much, I would listen to him over Don and Mike. :)

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

HAHAHAHA-- oh wait- this
wasn't sarcastic? Well, I give him
this much, I would listen to him
over Don and Mike.


and i'll give you this kat, i would
listen to you over the screams of
my family being tortured......


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[DC Reed]

The Hawiaan Shirt Craig Show, brought to you by Banana Republic and Johnnys Dildos..........

i would listen, itd be a romp in the world of hawiaan shirts.

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SINCE WHEN DID THE JAPANESE DRINK MILK!?

[Katylina]

the screams of
my family being tortured......


Uncle Daddy?

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This message was edited by Katylina on 9-3-02 @ 7:40 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

Everybody deserves the chance to fail....

tee hee hee

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[Sheeplovr]

Should Hawiian Shirt get a shot

In the mouth?

number 333 its the way to be
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[fiestygal]

ALL i know about HSC is from our convos we have on AIM...hes a ball buster- which i like ...hes very funny and disgruntled at times- MORE FUNNY...he seems cool- EVEN FOR A YOUNGIN'...CRAIG I TOLD YOU I DONT LIKE YOUNGER GUYS...STOP THROWING YOURSELF AT ME ITS SOO UNATTRACTIVE...lol

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

STOP THROWING
YOURSELF AT ME ITS SOO
UNATTRACTIVE...lol


i am going to rip your uterus
out....


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[PanterA]

Quote:
Should Hawiian Shirt get a shot



In the mouth?(to Bon Jovi - Shot Through the Heart)

"Shot in the mouth! And it's OK.

The joke's on him...cause youre not gay!"

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This message was edited by PanterA on 9-3-02 @ 10:52 PM

[grlNIN]

craig....im starting to think youre an egomaniac

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[Gaia]

I think He should go for it...I'm 100% behind you...NICE!!!!

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[ThePointer]

HSC should get a chance. after all if he can beg and grovel for an older woman and then desire to see her uterus I mean he deserves it

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

[JerseyRich]

I vote for the Hawaiian Shirt Craig and Bobby PanterA show...
With Craig's sarcastic wit and Bobby PanterA's vast knowledge of song parody lyrics...ITS RADIO GOLD!

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With a side of some UH UH!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

thanks guys for the support, but i am going to wait until i get out of school with a degree in mass comunications...

then i will be the dennis miller of radio, i will be unstoppable like the roman phalanx marching on the visagoths... but without the sheilds

(its 12:00, too tired for a REALLY obscure one)

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[TheMojoPin]

i will be unstoppable like the roman phalanx marching on the visagoths... but without the sheilds

Sounds like someone spent too much staying up reading Asterix instead of studying...

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

nah dude i study a lot... i want to
be rich, can't do that with a 1.0
GPA....


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[DC Reed]

Craig id listen only if you have lots of Hot Girls on the show, and DC Reed gets a test drive of them all, God I love that DC Reed Kid.

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SINCE WHEN DID THE JAPANESE DRINK MILK!?

[Gwen]

Speaking as Craig's official stalker, I think he could have a show. Only between the hours of 9pm and 11 pm otherwise I couldn't listen, and how else am I supposed to stalk him.

P.S. Craig, just ignore that clanking noise coming from the air ducts & heaters in your room, thats just me crawling aroudn trying to get a better view.

P.P.S. In tryin to type craig I always type crang, like the big pink brain guy from teenage mutnant ninja turtles. One of these photoshop wizards needs to make a hawaiian shirt crang and craig needs to change his board name, STAT!

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[DarkHippie]

only if i can be a character

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

Speaking as Craig's
official stalker,


move over patty and amy, theres
a new sicko in town!!!

thanks gwen, you're the first
mod/admin to agree with tom.
now get jeff, carter, pantera and
HK in on it and i might get a
shot!!!


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[ADF]

I'd rather listen to rusted wingnuts being tossed around an empty oil barrel.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

I'd rather listen to rusted
wingnuts being tossed around
an empty oil barrel.


thats funny... i hope u have a
tetinus shot b/c i'm coming over
with exactly that...

and a couple hard pipe hittin
niggas from philly... they're going
to go to work on cracker boy up
here with pliers and a blow
torch... hes going to spend the
rest of his patheticly short life in
agonny........


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Cybersoldier]

why not, the station lost the majority of the people who brought them ratings. Craig might do great depending what kind of show he does and his time slot

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[Coco]

As Fez would say "what is your dillio"? I have never heard you on the R&F show. I don't have anything to base your talent on except your posts which can be at times degrading against women. Sorry, Hawaiian Shirt Craig, but I must say, keep your day job. (Sorry to be so blunt, but some of your posts regarding women have made me cringe because they were so degrading. It's only fair someone should tell you.)

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This message was edited by Coco on 9-10-02 @ 7:01 PM

[Hawiian shirt craig]

well seeing as how i am
pretty sure ron hates me, i
was only in the studio once.

that was the try outs for the
digs town challenge. if u
listen you'll hear me and i
think i did very well for being
surounded by massive
humans...

i am funny, knowlegeable
about a lot of pop culture
and most of all quick witted
and well spoken. not to
mention humble.

and i take offence to the
degrading to women thing.
i pride myself on chivalry. i
have more respect for
women as a whole, than
almost anyone i know. i
generally put them above
my own interests. i open
doors, i actaully listen to
waht you have to say, i
value inteligence... i've jsut
listed to a little to much
norton and OnA. the reality
is men are animals more
or less. i know this, i
accept this... so thats
where i stand. so NERT TO
YOU.


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Coco]

<i>and i take offence to the
degrading to women thing.
i pride myself on chivalry. i
have more respect for
women as a whole, than
almost anyone i know.</i>

These are posts of yours that I read just today (I am not counting ones I have read before that were cringe material):

<i>no but make sure u slap her, that
always works for a first time, and
call her whore.....</i>


<i>dont joke, i've done that. laying
in bed with a girl, who isn't going
south... just say something like,
look what you did! *point to
engorged junk* fix it!</i>

(Both taken from Relationships board, "Okay, I need some big advice")-- Oh, yeah, there was another one about ripping a woman's uterus out, but don't have time to search for where it is.






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This message was edited by Coco on 9-10-02 @ 7:29 PM

[Hawiian shirt craig]

please dont insult my
intelligence. i am not going
to defend obvious jokes.
my actions speak louder
than my words... belive me.
i've never dated anyone
from the board (whew!) but
women i have dated,
women i'm freinds with and
women that are complete
strangers all recive my total
respect. thats why 99% of
my freinds are girls... they
recognize that i am a
genuine person that really
has his values straight.
belive it or not i am a church
going, boy scout of 14
years.

and hey thanks for going
back and reading all my
posts, proves even more
that i should have a show...
you'd listen jsut to write
down horrible, aweful
things i say....


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[TheMojoPin]

This thread has taken a turn for the SEXY.

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[fiestygal]

"...and a couple hard pipe hitting niggas from philly..."

OH MAN! why you gotta bring philly into this son...you found me out i have hard pipes

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