What's happening to our beer?

[furie]

So, I go into the supermarket,
and head to the beer section.
The sections the same size, but
it's filled with crap like Captin
Morgan's Gold, Skyy, an
assortment of wine coolers, and
dare I say it, Zima.

Where's my beer going?


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[ChrisTheCop]

I..was..about..to agree..with..furie...but...for some reason...i ...now..like..Captain Morgan.

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[fiestygal]

they are not beers...they are "premium MALT beverages" as per their adds..its seems like SKYY, SMIRNOFF, and BACARDI SILVER all taste the same...i prefer BACARDI SILVER cuz it tastes like candy and i drank a 6 pack once...YUMMY

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[TheMojoPin]

Shit, I just saw an add for something new that's just rum spiked with tequilla. That's kinda scary.

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[ToddEVF]

well, there is a better market for that shit now a days. so they accomidate to these new drinkers who want drinks that are like soda

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[Doogie]

they are "premium MALT beverages"


Well then if that is the case I am gonna go with the only malt liquor worth drinking: Colt 45. I mean Lando Calarissian cant be wrong if he is drinking it, and look at all them ho's that he got...
Ohhh yeah!!!!!

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[TooCute]

It all went down the shitter when
Jim Koch came out with Sam
Adams Light. Ugh.

what the heck you doing bujying
your beer at a supermarket
anyhow? :)

Real Men go to the beer
distributor and get the good shit
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[seagullbeagle]

to the beer distributor <P>
where are we? Pennsyltucky? <P>

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In the aisle yelling fire....

[furie]

what the heck you doing
bujying your beer at a
supermarket anyhow?
Real Men go to the beer
distributor and get the good shit


I was buying tampons thank you
very much!
no, seriously the nearest decent
distributor is in hicksville.
too far.


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[jamesdiggy]

Add another to the list, don't know if it's on the market yet, but Stoli is also doing a malt beverage drink thingy. And I'm sure more will follow, Jose Cuervo would be my guess.

I don't like pits, pits, pits, in my juice, juice, juice!

[SoccerMom]

It's all about getting the little girlies wasted.

[Jobberific]

I saw a commercial today for Jack Danieal Hard Cola. Man, talk about advertising to kids.

"DANCE MONKEYS!!!! DANCE FOR OUR PLEASURE!!!"

[Death Metal Moe]

FUCK these Malt Beverages. ZIMA makes me puke after about 3. TOO SWEET. That Sky shit is, well, SHIT. I have about 4 of the 6 pack I wasted money on still lying around.

Call me when you have some MGDs or Caronas.

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[TheMojoPin]

Caronas.

Are you sure? I know some Mexicans who will water down their pee for free...

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[CovDiesel]

I wish everyone would just drink beer.

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[Doogie]

I said it once, Ill say it again: Colt 45

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[ToddEVF]

we need some Cobra in this biznitch.

Maybe even some Colt 45.

Rolling down the street smoken endo, sipping on gin and juice. Now thats what is esentual

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[Patches]

There is a reason all of these liquor companies are coming out with these beverages. Since they aren't really supposed to advertise liquor on TV they came up with all of these concoctions with their name on it, so they can get some air time.
A bit underhanded, but a good idea none the less.

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[TooCute]

Oh my god, I didn't believe that a
beer distributor could suck... so I
went to the local (Amityville) one
to check... and it SUCKS!!! holy
crap. I always go to the one in
Setauket ebcause that's where I
work; wow... what a difference!


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