the hawiian heram

[Hawiian shirt craig]

i think i want a heram... sign
up
here...

so far i have:

Inkgrrrl
Gwen
Angel Amy
Feisty gal

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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This message was edited by Hawiian shirt craig on 9-10-02 @ 9:02 PM

[gone]

hehe yay.. im in! are there like try outs?

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[Gwen]

As your official stalker I think I have the right to head up this heram.

And since when did you become the ladies man?

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

welcome gwen and inky...

i'm not i just want lots of rack
around... not to mention chicks
with fans fanning me.

and gwen, if you're going to be in
the heram please get out of the
air ducts and knock on my door...
sheeesh


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Anyone want to join my HAREM? It's not retarded.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[AngelAmy]

As your official stalker I think I have the right to head up this heram.

:( my heart is broken

i guess ill join, what do i have to do

"You Can Speak Your Mind, But Not On My Time" - Billy Joel "My Life"
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[Aggie]

Anyone want to join my HAREM? It's not retarded.
look at mojo trying to c-block! :)

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~Go Aggies, Beat The Hell Out of Virginia Tech!~

[Jennitalia]

i guess ill join, what do i have to do



my guess is give up the tookie

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[ADF]

i guess ill join, what do i have to do



Have a low sense of self-esteem.

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[ChrisTheCop]

what do i have to do





Have a low sense of self-esteem.


And be unable (or unwilling) to spell Hawaiian and/or harem correctly.

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[AngelAmy]

Have a low sense of self-esteem.


oh goody i have one of those
i actually have a whole bunch of those!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Hey, just because mine tastes great AND is less filling, well, it's just the right thing to do...

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[Hawiian shirt craig]

And be unable (or
unwilling) to spell Hawaiian and/
or harem correctly.


unwilling.


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

my guess is give up the
tookie


no ma'am. just love all things
hawiian shirt craig... tookie is
only required for the head of the
harem to be named at a later
date when i meet her.

and mojo pin, quit horning in one
me... u just wish you thought of
it.


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[TheMojoPin]

head

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe...

horning

Heheheheheheheheheeeeee...

Dirty bastard.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[Aggie]

Craig posted: dont joke, i've done that. laying
in bed with a girl, who isn't going south... just say something like, look what you did! *point to
engorged junk* fix it!


Gwen said "Craig, you're a dirtbag :)"

Dirty bastard

you've already been called a dirtbag and dirty bastard in one day, i bet you feel you've accomplished something! :)

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~Go Aggies, Beat The Hell Out of Virginia Tech!~

[Hawiian shirt craig]

thanks aggie. i feel good now.
gwen calls me names all the
time... and mojo is liquid DC
filth.... did you hear me sir? so its
not so bad. but you aggie, i
never get attacked by YOU. i'm
hurt. u didn't even join the
harem...


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Aggie]

but you aggie, i
never get attacked by YOU. i'm hurt. u didn't even join the harem...
aww, i wasn't attacking you, simply pointing out you are having some harsh reacations from people... lol

and i didn't join, because i do not like to share my men....i am selfish....when you want to settle down and think you can handle me...then give me a call :)

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~Drinkin' a brew, watchin' the Crew, true.~

~Go Aggies, Beat The Hell Out of Virginia Tech!~

[Hawiian shirt craig]

its okay, you gwen, inky, amy and whoever else joins can oil up and wrestle for me. dont i have the best ideas?

taht way you can have me all to yourself!

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[TheMojoPin]

and mojo is liquid DC
filth....

I'm like dirty, dirty, BUTTAH. And don't you forget it...

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[Hawiian shirt craig]

you know people, if you join you
dont have to have lots of sex
with me LOL. it was a lonley
impulse of delight. sheeesh!


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[AngelAmy]

but i need sex

oh well ill have to go elsewhere for it i guess

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[gone]

ill have sex with amy, gwen can watch ;)

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

u CAN have sex with me, its
just not required. i dont like
to push myself on me. hey
amy, if its that important to
you... i'll let one slide LOL


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[AngelAmy]

do i hear 3some and gwen can watch???

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C*U*N*T
<marquee>PRESIDENT OF THE IRISH DIET SODA BREAD FAN CLUB/HEAD OF THE FEZ HAT CULT/FOUNDER OF THE PANTERA FAN CLUB/PASTY WHITE SKIN POWER/MIKEY D's #1 FAN GE GE GE </marquee>

[Hawiian shirt craig]

do i hear 3some and
gwen can watch???


no thanks. not my style. i
think amy needs some
loving, please take care of
that.


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Can I be the towel-boy?

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[gone]

when do the festivites begin?

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[fiestygal]

Can i join? PAH-LEEEEZE!!

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

[Hawiian shirt craig]

ur in feisty, now bend over
and take it like a whore.


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Katylina]

Sorry, my heart belongs to Lil' Jimmy.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

but i have hair u can tussle.


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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