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philby
09-09-2002, 02:27 PM
With friends like these smelly cocksuckers, who needs enemies?

They never give us support.
They laid out the red carpet to the nazis.
They harbor terrorists.
They will not release prisoners to us.
They really don't give a fuck about us.

Let them finally fend for themselves(the little shits).

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Mxyzptlk
09-09-2002, 02:37 PM
They did give us the Statue of Liberty....... <P>
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Jackie Sloan
09-09-2002, 02:49 PM
The Statue of Liberty came to us through the efforts of basically one man, I can't remember his name at the moment, sorry. And also.......Fuck France. We need them like we need bleeding hemmorhoids!

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09-09-2002, 03:36 PM
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Doogie
09-09-2002, 03:48 PM
They did support out lil cause that is better known as the American Revolution which consequently led to the downfall of Louis XVI (16th)...which led to the overthrow of the gov't. A time of anarchy that they actually looked to America for some support to which we said, "Ummmm no, we are done fighting". Which led to the reign of terror, which led to Napoleon, which led to us robbing them blind on the Louisiana Purchase, which led to us prcuring the Napoleonic Wars for an additonal twelve years which led to ultimate defeat for France...

Although we did bail their asses out of WWI, and WWII. I think they are the sad loser that is always mad at a winner

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Captain Rooster
09-09-2002, 03:51 PM
They also assisted Irag in building their first nuclear reactor (which Israel bombed with US made F-16s in the late eighties).

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TheMojoPin
09-09-2002, 04:58 PM
A time of anarchy that they actually looked to America for some support to which we said, "Ummmm no, we are done fighting".

Actually, given the state of America at the time, it was a miracle we were able to keep ourselves together, much less helping reshape another nation across the sea.

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seagullbeagle
09-09-2002, 05:12 PM
they would be speaking german if it wasnt for us
viva la resistance was five guys in a basement
dirty smelly french
louis pasteur thought it was the rotten milk
he was wrong
shave your pits and legs join the modern world
and the french canadians sympathize with them
they want to invade maine we should strike first <P>

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A.J.
09-09-2002, 06:17 PM
They also assisted Irag in building their first nuclear reactor (which Israel bombed with US made F-16s in the late eighties).


And it was/is their Mirage fighters that made/make up a good portion of the Iraqi Air Force.

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Gvac
09-09-2002, 07:24 PM
The most cowardly and self-important lot of people on the planet. I wouldn't go to France if you paid all my expenses and sent me there with $1,000,000 spending money.

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schmega
09-09-2002, 08:15 PM
what say we unshackle the germans just enuf for them to stomp france? psychotic megalomaniacs the krauts are, but they sure kick french ass with AUTHORITAI. then again, thats not much of an achievement, so... FUCK THEM ALL, LETS FIGHT IRAQ!

Recyclerz
09-09-2002, 08:51 PM
GVAC <P>
But if you bring a cap gun and a pointed stick you could be emperor inside of 2 days! <P>
Good things about France: 1. Voltaire was cool 2. Brie cheese 3. Sophie Marceau 4. Uh, that's about it <P>

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JustinR
09-09-2002, 09:13 PM
Fuck France


nuff said.

And they can keep Jerry Lewis and their nasty women.

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Death Metal Moe
09-10-2002, 01:06 AM
Listen, I've BEEN to France. IT SUCKS! Visit Morrison's grave and GET OUT!

They SMELL, And they're RUDE to you just for being American. Fucking Faggot Nation.

Did you know they have a government agency to keep English out of their adds and bilboards? Losers.

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TheMojoPin
09-10-2002, 03:33 AM
"BEEN to France", dammit, I had to LIVE there as a child! It's perhaps THE filthiest major western city in the world...

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A.J.
09-10-2002, 04:26 AM
Good things about France: 1. Voltaire was cool 2. Brie cheese 3. Sophie Marceau 4. Uh, that's about it

4. Laetitia Casta

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Michael Fury
09-10-2002, 05:38 AM
Good things about France: 1. Voltaire was cool 2. Brie cheese 3. Sophie Marceau 4. Uh, that's about it
Bad things about France: 1. The men are all fruits. 2. Jacques Chirac's hairy nostrils 3. Euro-Disney 4. Bending over for Germany in WWII. 5. The rarity of anyone actually taking a shower.

The bottom line is France hasn't obtained one worthwhile thing in the last 50 years without having to beg to the U.S. for help.







Hey, two million Budweisers can't be wrong .. .

furie
09-10-2002, 10:08 AM
They did support out lil cause that is better known as the American Revolution which consequently led to the downfall of Louis XVI


and we repaid them by declaring war on england in 1812 when we had no beef with anyone other than indians.

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Katylina
09-10-2002, 10:11 AM
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Recyclerz
09-10-2002, 10:25 AM
4. Laetitia Casta Good point. Make that two good points. ;-) <P>

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Yerdaddy
09-10-2002, 12:17 PM
From U.S. CENTRAL COMMAND website: (http://www.centcom.mil/operations/coalition/coalition_pages/france.htm)

France:

ú There are more than 4,200 French military personnel currently operating in the CENTCOM AOR.

ú The French Air Force, deploying C-160 and C-130 aircraft to Dushanbe, Tajikistan, have provided humanitarian assistance as well as national and coalition airlift support. Two KC-135 aircraft have deployed to Manas, Kyrgyzstan to provide aerial refueling. Six Mirage 2000 fighter aircraft have also deployed to Manas to provide close air support (CAS) capability.

ú French engineers helped construct runways, a tent city and a munitions storage facility at Manas. France also provided airfield security (with dogs), a field mess unit, a deployable weather bureau, and a Civil Military Operations (CMO) team.

ú France deployed an infantry company to Mazar-e-Sharif to provide area security up to December 2001.

ú Two French officers are currently serving as air coordinators at the RAMCC.

ú Atlantique aircraft deployed in Djibouti under national control are participating daily in Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance (ISR) missions.

ú France provided its only Carrier Battle Group to support combat operations in the North Arabian Sea. Aircraft from this Battle Group have flown more than 2,000 hours for OEF to date, supporting the coalition with air reconnaissance, strike and AEW missions. France's naval contribution to OEF accounts for approximately 24 percent of their entire naval forces.

ú France is the only coalition country to be flying fighter aircraft from Manas airfield in Kyrgyzstan. Their Mirage and tanker aircraft actively supported the coalition during Operation Anaconda in March and are maintaining their full combat and support capabilities for further operations.

ú Kabul Medical Institute: The World Health Organization, French Embassy, Loma Linda (NGO) and French forces (500 personnel) inserted into ISAF are working to make major improvements to the Kabul Medical Institute - with equipment, books and a new curriculum. The student body of about 2,800 includes 544 women.

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Patches
09-10-2002, 12:36 PM
BEEN to France", dammit, I had to LIVE there as a child! It's perhaps THE filthiest major western city in the world...


I assume you mean country or you mean Paris.
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Captain Rooster
09-10-2002, 01:54 PM
GVAC

But if you bring a cap gun and a pointed stick you could be emperor inside of 2 days!




HAW! That is the funniest f*ckin' thing I have read in a while!



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Yerdaddy
09-10-2002, 02:41 PM
just don't step on any snails, they hate that.

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El Mudo
09-10-2002, 07:47 PM
George Patton said it best when he said parts of france should be left to the germans because "i can think of nothing worse than to be the owner of this nasty country where it rains every day and the wealth of the people is measured in manure piles"

I personally hate the french, but i agree with the miller high life commercial "its hard to respect a country youve had to bail out of two big ones in the same century, but youve got to hand it to them for mayonnaise..good job pierre"

People also forget we bailed their asses out in Vietnam, and supplied most of their troops over there

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TheMojoPin
09-10-2002, 10:25 PM
I assume you mean country or you mean Paris

Whoops...of course, outside of Paris and Cannes, there ain't much.

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