Thank you to the person .....

[Mxyzptlk]

who came up with the idea to imprint slogans on the behind of women's athletic shorts. Now when my girlfriend catches me looking at a hot high school girls ass I just say, "I'm just reading her ass". My dream job would be to come up with slogans for these shorts. Some that comes to mind. Insert here, In Through The Out Door, Other Side, Jail Bait, I Love Doggie, etc.

Seriously though, what are the parents of these girls thinking? I saw a 15-year-old girl with "NJ Girl" on her ass. I felt like a pervert for just reading what was on her ass (but I did enjoy looking). How can you expect guys not to read their ass? What if I was severely near sighted and needed to get a very close look to read her ass? Or better yet I could pretend I was blind and start feeling around for Braille.






This message was edited by Mxyzptlk on 9-11-02 @ 6:46 AM

[Gvac]

The local high schools even have that "ass writing" on the girl's sports teams uniforms.

Like I needed something else to draw my attention there.

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[ag]

Thats to fucking funny! This thread deserves a rating!

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[Aggie]

I HAVE A PAIR!! :)

I do...I bought them my freshman year of school to work out in. They are white and they say 'Aggies' across the ass. I love those shorts.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

yeah they have probly
gotten plenty of girls
assaulted.


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[DC Reed]

my high school girls sports teams have em.

The Cheerleaders say "Cheer"
Field Hockey " Chicks with Sticks"
Girls Lax "Ground Balls"

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[Mxyzptlk]

My line of asslogan shorts(already copyrighted) would be slightly different

Cheerleaders: "Gimme a D"
Field Hockey: "Chicks with Dicks"
Girls Lax "Shaft Grabbers"

I think this line would be a top seller.


This message was edited by Mxyzptlk on 9-10-02 @ 7:44 PM

[Dr. Klahn]

Saw a chick wearin' streach pants that said "Princess" on the ass. My chick busted me for looking, but I got out of it by pointing out the lettering.

I think it should be on all hot chick asses.

New slogan...."Look at this."

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[TheGameHHH]

Tonight I saw a hot girl in the gym with those on, it said "Jersey Girl" on her ass, it was really hot!

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[ag]

Id love to see a fat chick wearing pants that said "Wide Load" on the ass.

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[fatty]

They are white and they say 'Aggies' across the ass


that's pretty vain to have your own name across your ass. how cocky are you?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Why not just get it over with and write "PUT YOUR COCK IN HERE" on the ass.

Christ.

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[hyperspace]

i like the ones that say 1892, thats how many times i'd like to bury my face there!!

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