Bathroom etiquette

[furie]

Guys, does it bother you if a guy uses the urinal right next to you if there is plenty open? It bugs me. I don't know why, but I like to have that space open if it's possible.

It's not like I have a hang up, I won't expect someone to wait, if the urinal next to me is the only open one. but Jesus man, maintain the integrity of the hetero-space.


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[irishkb]

i so hate that.. i hate when there are 6 open ones and the guy takes the next to me.. come on... get away... so fucking annoying..

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[TheGameHHH]

Yea, it bothers the hell outta me, just use another one, no reason to get so close. <P>

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[ToddEVF]

Yea, it bothers the hell outta me, just use another one, no reason to get so close.


good point. they always have to be right next to you, like they want to look at your meat whistle or something

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[McNabbShouldDie]

just use another one, no reason to get so close.

actually theres probably a very simple reason, they want to compare size. sick bastards.

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[A.J.]

Guys, does it bother you if a guy uses the urinal right next to you if there is plenty open?


Hell yes! Use the damn stall!

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[ADF]

What really bothers me is when he starts massaging my buttocks in a circular motion with a firm, yet knowingly gentle grip.

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[TheGameHHH]

Yea that's the worst

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[irishkb]

i also hate when the stranger next to me decides he needs to talk to me while he is pissing.. buddy i don't give a shit about your or your girlfriend...

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[Jackie Sloan]

It's gay. He's also the guy who would eat his lunch in the crapper.

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[TheMojoPin]

The worst is if someone you know comes up and taps you on the back or slaps your shoulder. Holy fucking Christ, unless you want a facefull of piss, do not touch me in a public bathroom!

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[Jobberific]

The worst experience of this I ever had I was like 13 at a Giants game with my father. I went to the bathroom mid-qaurter and there was nobody in there. So I'm standing in front of the huge trough, and some guy comes in and stand RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!!! I was so creeped out. I mean theres like a quarter mile of piss trough in there, what the hell are you standing next to me for. Pervert.


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[Dr. Klahn]

Standing right next to someone when there are other open ones is one of the gayest things there is.

Al Dukes also makes the top 5 gay things.

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[Captain Rooster]

I worry and about some dude's piss spray ricocheting of the porcelain and getting on me - GROSS! Ugh.

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[Patches]

I hate when you are in a bar bathroom takin a wiz, and some dude strikes up a conversation. Then, to make it worse, sees you later in the bar and sez whats up. So when your friends ask "Hey who's that guy", you have to answer, "oh, just some guy I met in the bathroom."

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[fatty]

my favorite thing is to stand next to someone at a urinal and go, "hey nice watch".
that always starts a nice conversation.

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[Gwen]

Well not having privacy is pretty bad, but if you want to talk about etiqutte in the bathroom answer me this: when did it become uncool to FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET when you're finished?

You wanna know why the line in the womens room is so long all the time? I'll tell you its becuase there are like 10 stalls in some places but only like 5 are useable cuase these toolish mannerless pig women DO NOT FLUSH when they're done, they hover over the seat and their tinkle sprays on it and they dont wipe up after themselves and my least favorite is when they have bad aim disposing of their sanitary items.

All you guys have to do is look at some schween, thats not all that bad.

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[SuperDave]

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[Death Metal Moe]

THE WORST.

The big bath tub urinal you just whip it out by and go. I HATE that thing! I will wait for a stall.

And I think the man with the WORST etiquette in the Men's Room would HAVE to be George Michael. unless you're the type of guy who considers a reach around a Nice Gesture.

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[nortonfan]

i try to stay way from the urinal when there are alot of people in the bathroom.

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[A.J.]

when did it become uncool to FLUSH THE FUCKING TOILET when you're finished?


Apparently a few minutes ago when I went to the bathroom.

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[Aggie]

If I was next to any of you guys in the bathroom I would look...that way I could get all the info I need instead of wasting time on a date...I think there should be co-ed bathrooms....

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[HongKongPhooey]

Easy solution to the "too close whizzer"....make a 90 degree turn mid-piss, throw your hands in the air and go: "WHAT?" Let the urine fly where it may. Oh he'll back off alright.

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[TheMojoPin]

If I was next to any of you guys in the bathroom I would look...that way I could get all the info I need instead of wasting time on a date...I think there should be co-ed bathrooms....

Just ask if they need to unbutton their boxers when they need to tinkle...

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