What turns you off about the opposite sex?

[Earth2RON]

Yall can grab some popcorn cuz im gonna have a long ASS list.My list aint in a particular order, i just wrote what came to my mind!

1 - A flat ass

2 - Female's who think they know everything about everything

3 - Females that think they are gods gift to men/Shallow girls/materialistic

4 - Female's with too much baggage and too much distrust
5 - cigarette smokers

6 - Female's that dont like to give hand or foot jobs

7 - Promiscuity females....Nothing makes me sicker than seeing a girl who doesn't respect herself, and will give up the ass at the drop of a hat

8 - Skinny woman, i am a skinny guy so i know bone on bone dont feel good

9 - Women who talk constantly, about nothing important, and expect your attention

10 - Female's who act like they dont want attention when they pretty much have the puss* in your face

11 - Female's who talk about their "friend that comes once a month" to make my life a living hell@Jenn

12 - Female's with hair that makes them look less famine(armpits,legs,bikin area)

13 - Blonde hair(just not exotic looking enough)

14 - Female's who sleep with their boyfriends so called friend

15 - A woman that thinks she has to dominate me to control me

16 - Fake hair, and fake breast's


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[Deathstroke]

its no wonder why your a single brutha who hasnt sunk the pink yet.

dont worry man,....someday

The only thing that turns me off....is the bad smell of a woman whens shes hot and sweaty....its scary that you dont know where the odor is coming from

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[Earth2RON]

those who know me will come to realize that my list is full of sarcasm, so they wont take it to heart!


its no wonder why your a single brutha who hasnt sunk the pink yet
ummmm....im not a virgin....if i want ass i can get it, but i aint that kind of guy....im a sweetheart that needs a wifey to settle down with:(

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This message was edited by Earth2RON on 9-13-02 @ 4:46 AM

[hyperspace]

only one thing Bad Breath!!

"YOUUUU DICK!!"

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Women want to talk & talk, and all we really want to do is have sex.




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[SilentSpic]

when females don't swallow the banana juice


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[Katylina]

A guy, who when you are arguing and you try to leave the situation before it gets too ugly, grabs your wrist hard and pushes you to the ground so you can't leave. When you are left there whimpering and you tell him he is hurting you, he still doesn't let go. Ummm sorry, did I just go off?

EDIT: This has never happened to me before, and it just happened the other day, so I am still feeling very f*ed about the whole thing. This is why I do believe that sheep are better.

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[Justice4all]

Ok Kat...who did it and where can I find him to cut his balls off????
Oh...and the turn off for me is a woman who thinks she is better then anyone else, partially because of her looks.
And any woman who thinks that if she hits you, you still have no right to hit her back.
A woman who is kind hearted is SEXY as hell in my book.


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[Crazy for Crazy]

Damn Earth2RON thats a long list...maybe u could find a girl thats not one of these things if you weren't writing lists!

OK turn off: complains!

I hate bitchy women, which to be a bitch in my book you would have to do a real number.

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Bad teeth and Bad breath.

a BIG TIME hater of Don and Mike.

[Jackie Sloan]

Too short haircuts. Now I realize some women look better with shorter hair, so it does depend on the woman. But, I must say if your hair looks like a 15 year old boys, it's time to reconsider the look.

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6 - Female's that
dont like to give hand or foot
jobs


ummmmmm ronny boy...
foot jobs? i think that
belongs in the "creepy
fetishes" thread.


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[blakjeezis]

ummmmmm ronny boy...
foot jobs? i think that
belongs in the "creepy
fetishes" thread.
I say thee nay. Who doesn't love shrimpin'? The one thing I can't stand about women is the apparent lack of concern they have for anything outside their immediate sphere. It's like if it doesn't affect them directly, it's not important.

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[NurseMira]

I can't stand tight whities...I'm sorry but it reminds me of the underwear my dad wore when I was younger. He walked around in his underwear and wifebeater all the time.

I think a lot of bodyhair is a problem, too. i.e. a lot of pubic hair....ass hair...or a man-sweater.

Finally, I hate bad listeners...man or woman. I really HATE when I see that the person isn't paying attention or seems distracted. I can't even explain how much that pisses me off.

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[CreepyGyrl]

FIRST I WANT TO NOTE THAT THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY CURRENT LOVE...But these are BIG turnoffs for me...

1. sweaty smelly balls.. (ewww)
2. ALOT of body hair (I am not fond of body hair in general but alot grossees me out)
3. Spitting, I just get sooo icked out if I am walking with a guy and all of a sudden they hock a loogy!
4. The fact that when guys take off their socks at the end of the day they tend to be crunchy.. ewww...
5. Smelly feet/feet in general again I am not a big fan of feet!
6. Almost forgot....FARTING!! Guys fart like its no big deal, then the smell hits and EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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This message was edited by CreepyGyrl on 9-17-02 @ 11:41 AM

[TheGameHHH]

I hate it when a woman lies to me, that's the worst thing ever.

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[DreamWeaver]

FIRST I WANT TO NOTE THAT THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY CURRENT LOVE...But these are BIG turnoffs for me... same here

I hate when boys have boogers hanging out of their nose all the time and when you tell them they get pissed off.

Smelly feet is a turnoff as well as a hairy ass and stanky balls..nothing sexy about either of those


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[CovDiesel]

I hate it when a woman lies to me, that's the worst thing ever.

...goin for the sentimental approach, eh?... faggot.

I find most women attractive... even the ones with downs... I think it's cute in a very funny sort of way.

I guess the only thing that would turn me off is if it turned out to be a dude... that's kinda gross... and even then... It would depend on how big his package was... if it was bigger than mine.. I'd be turned off...

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[F1Gm3nT]

turn off
1.-attitude
you know what... personality ... thast a turn off... I like them to just lay dead
lol
facial hair.... you know... those lil itty bitty mustaches that girls get ... they think that I don't notice em... but I always do
Im just way picky... for some reason I look for shit like that
smelly cooch... cant be eating something that smells bad
also I'm not into jungels down under... dont wanna have to bring clipers with me while eating a girl out
I know I'll come up with more soon
but yeah those are the few that I can think of... now if you will excuse me... I'm gonna go smoke a bowl and then masterbate

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[Gaia]

Man!! All those Things you listed (almost all) are all the traits that my cunt bitch Ex-Best Friend Has....surprising...

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[HongKongPhooey]

Biggest turn off for me? When your girlfriend trys leaving you for her ex about three times. And on the third time she calls the psychic friends for advice. Also on the third try when they put your name and his on pieces of paper and put them in a hat and draw the winner......yeah definitely turned me off....three times.....but i'm not bitter.

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie. Or are you gonna bite?

[TheGameHHH]

..goin for the sentimental approach, eh?... faggot. Go fuck yourself <P>

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[Aggie]

..goin for the sentimental approach, eh?... faggot.

Go fuck yourself

i think you guys need to kiss and make up :p


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[fatty]

i think you guys need to kiss and make up :p


and i think i need to watch.
uh, watch football, or girls, naked girls. i definetley wouldn't want to watch to men kissing again. i mean not again, i mean never.
dont be gay!

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[Earth2RON]

I hate bad listeners
im a great listener...just as long as you speak into my right ear im half deaf:)

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[Contra]

unshaven vag.
indecisivness (not to be taken for confusion)
and bitchiness (not to be confused with attitude)

Kill the weak
Contra

[hyperspace]

Mira..do you know where i can pick up some nare?? or epilstop in BULK?? now i feel even worse abour my ape-like body hair!

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[windowlck]

I've recentley noticed that no matter how attractive the woman is...if she has bad Posture I get completley turned off by her... Is that weird?

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[Michael Fury]

Any racial slur turns me off. Also if her chest is much smaller than mine.






Hey, two million Budweisers can't be wrong .. .

[F1Gm3nT]

Man!! All those Things you listed (almost all) are all the traits that my cunt bitch Ex-Best Friend Has....surprising...

don't hook me up with her then

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[ChickenHawk]

flat asses and really big
aereolas.


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[Earth2RON]

really big
aereolas
i adore girls with big aereolas....they need loving as well!

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[armymad]

any girl who shave the hair clean off the head's

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[Jennitalia]

*when a guy refuses to kiss you after you've gone down on them
*not wanting it as much as i do
*getting pubic hair stuck in my mouth


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[Earth2RON]

when a guy refuses to kiss you after you've gone down on them
ive gone being just kissing a female after she has gone down on me....yall can think about that one for a lil while!

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[Gaia]

big areolas are like a slice
of balogna on a albino
water melon.

HAHAHA!!!!!!

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[JustJon]

ive gone being just kissing a female after she has gone down on me....yall can think about that one for a lil while!

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[Coco]

I don't like sweat or unkept men.

I like men well groomed and hair cut. (Wondering what is living in someone's hair is not sexy.) Dirt under the fingernails - gross!

I don't like pushy men either.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

*when a guy refuses
to kiss you after you've gone
down on them


another reason i think BJs
are gross...


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[Earth2RON]

english, motherfucker, do you speak it?
na dawg, ionno how to speak that shyt to good....na mean?

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This message was edited by Earth2RON on 9-18-02 @ 6:26 PM

[Noellevious]

That whole penis thing.

Icky.
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[Jennitalia]

another reason i think BJs
are gross...



and you wonder why you cant get/keep a girl...

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

and you wonder why
you cant get/keep a girl...


never been a problem
jenny... i am just very picky. i
shoot more down than
shoot me down, i promise.

and BTW, you're going the
right way for a smacked
TOOKIE


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[Gvac]

What turns you off about the opposite sex?
Absolutely nothing.

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[FMJeff]

impatience and whining...

girls with an overinflated sense of self...

girls who complain about thier boyfriends but never break up with them...

girls who think their shit don't stink basically...

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